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Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

"So I told the Genie I wanted a tall chick who would eat whatever I ordered for her, and never talk back."

The genie paused a moment, then asked, "So, would you like your bridge to Hawaii to be two lanes, or four?"

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Pussycat, Pussycat
You're so thrilling
And I'm so willing
To care for you.
So go and make up your cute little pussycat eyes!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat eyes!

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah

Pussycat, Pussycat
You're delicious
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat lips!
You and your pussycat eyes!
You and your pussycat nose!

The reality is that there are about 57 varieties of 'creationist' and as many or more flavors of 'evolutionist'.

That right there makes for 99.9% of the mess on every crevo threadon the internet.

LOL.

Supposedly, he had sex with Elvira.

According to her, she didn't enjoy the experience.

5,190 posted on 02/20/2006 9:03:56 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")

If it had been terminal, I'd have simply reinstalled from scratch. Pro's and con's on both sides of the issue. In the end, my decision to go for a full-on fix was really more to see whether it was really possible and, if so, how.

If it ever goes down the same way, again, I will very likely just do a fresh reinstall of the whole O/S and all my applications. Just that I'll be far less tense about it knowing I could recover everything if I needed to.

For some reason, I'm suddenly picturing an Olympic ice-skater dancing to that song.
*Must... switch off... TV...* LOL

Good morning, folks! I've concluded that Vlad's main problem is the post-nasal drip caused by the cold Anoreth brought us the week he was born. (Anoreth's Girl Scout leader is a preschool teacher - we're lucky we didn't get the Black Death!)

I'm afraid we'll just have to wait for it to clear up, or even for him to be able to sit up, so his nose will run. I wish babies were born able to blow their noses!

Good morning, all.

TC, I'm glad to hear that you've figured out little Vlad's problem. Now you can go back to eating normally, if not back to sleeping normally (whatever that is with an infant).

We had more adventures with the bat last night. I shall post the whole humiliating story anon.

How are all of you doing?

"I thought you were talking about President Carter..."

Well, he does bear watching, but I'd have to be paid, a lot! to take on that job!

Sadly, Friend, O'Neal got promoted out of the script. I don't think they could figure out how he could run the show, and still go out on excursions.

I don't get it. That was never a problem on Star Trek, expecially whem Jim Kirk saw that the planet had a woman or two.

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