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Microsoft just purchased Activision and wasted no time in unveiling a bunch of promising new upcoming titles. Here they are:1. Minesweeper: Modern Warfare - An action-packed first-person mine defusing game. You'll even get to play multiplayer, where 13-year-old kids will insult your mother for not defusing the mines quickly enough.2. Tony Hawk's Excel - Forget spreadsheets: it's time for SHREDsheets! Basically just Excel with Tony Hawk instead of Clippy.3. World of Warcraft: Wrath of Clippy - This exciting expansion has Clippy take over Azeroth, but he's just a minor annoyance really. He's no Lich King.4. Bill Gates' Divorce Simulator -...

I offered Tony Fauci $1M if I could interview him for 10 minutes. But to get paid, he would have to answer all my questions honestly. To my surprise, he accepted. Here's the transcript. Steve Kirsch ransomnote: article image: photo of FauciOK, I didn’t really interview Tony.Here’s the idea. I hire Tyler Fischer who does a brilliant Fauci imitation to play Fauci in the “interview” scripted below. We promote it to go viral.The idea is to use humor to wake people up as this is one of the “tricks” to break the mass formation we are in.Here’s the first draft...

It's not everyday that a worker goes out of their way to make the whole office smile, but when it happens it's a true joy. Now, people from around the world have shared the best examples of comical goings on in the workplace - with the very best collated in a gallery by Bored Panda. One good humoured grocery store worker changed his own name tag to 'Kale' afterbeing bombarded with requests for the leafy vegetable, while another made a resident spider a part of the office. Elsewhere, some builders zipped themselves into a three-way jacket, and a group of...

Inquiring minds want to know how Joe Biden garnered 81 million votes in 2020. I voted for Trump because he was smart, courageous, loved the country and had extensive economic expertise. Trump graduated from the school of hard knocks and actually built something. Hidin Biden campaigned from his basement, sitting next to his furnace while folding clothes. The rest is history and apparently, I underestimated Biden's value to this country. Behind his persona of bumbling, incompetent, incoherent, buffoonery, Joe magically addressed the nation from his fake office in the fake room with the fake windows. The president offered these pearls...

Watch & share this hilarious & informative break down that lampoons Covid origins & more! Host of The American Journal, Harrison Smith, delivers a witty and highly informative representation of the newscycle surrounding the origins of Covid. https://www.banned.video/watch?id=61d87b852158bd5f8de0b486https://freeworldnews.tv/watch?id=61d87b852158bd5f8de0b486

Much needed humor.

NEW YORK, NY—Sources in Washington confirmed today that the National September 11 Memorial will be filled in and replaced with a new January 6 memorial that commemorates the zeroes of people killed on that fateful day. The memorial will be a 50-foot-tall bronze statue of Nancy Pelosi's stolen podium. "Yes, 9/11 was bad, but it is time to make way for an even worse attack on our nation: that terrible day one year ago when Trump supporters walked through the Capitol building," said the designer of the statue, American artist Laslo Parkinson. "I've designed this statue to give people...

Molly agreed with her mother, Beth Davis, that mothers know best. That includes placing a billboard ad in Times Square when it comes to finding a man for daughter Molly. Mom Beth did just that last week by placing a 47-foot-by-25-foot ad at the crossroads of the world, right above Tonic. The ad includes a photo of 30-year-old Molly, a headline that reads “Date my daughter,” and the URL for her dating profile. The 61-year-old from Boston, Massachusetts, had been battling breast cancer since 2004 and was treated with chemotherapy.

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DALLAS—Southwest Airlines has announced a new and exciting boarding procedure where passengers are given a deadly melee weapon and encouraged to sort it out themselves instead of bothering the flight crew. "We are thrilled to introduce this fun new way to board a plane," said a spokesperson for the airline. "Passengers will be offered a class of weapon based on their boarding group. 'A’ gets bladed weapons like daggers and axes, ‘B’ gets long-reach weapons like bo-staffs and baseball bats, and group ‘C’ gets whatever is leftover—like brass knuckles or nunchucks, maybe a sharpened toothbrush if they’re lucky. EarlyBird flyers...

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From the desk of Joe Biden… ‘Twas the night of the ‘winter of illness and death’ My voters were too scared to take even a breath. Wherever you went, all through the land, Blue State creatures were masked, as was my command. The coffins were stacked on the front porches with care At the homes of the unvaxxed, awaiting certain despair. If only they’d listened, if only they’d taken the shot Misery and torment wouldn’t be their lot. While visions of re-election danced in Kamala’s head Americans were told they were as good as dead. When out on the lawn...

Pelushi... she does a great job with Pelosi's crazy eyes and facial movements.

Spare a thought for the homebuyers searching for their dream property... only to stumble upon these nightmare houses. The houses from around the world, all listed to buy online, have been collated by US Instagram account Bad Real Estate Pics - and later shared in a Bored Panda gallery. One picture shows a cascade of ice in a kitchen that had been photographed after a pipe burst in the ceiling. Potential buyers also revealed they spotted a mysterious cupboard with numbers scored on the inside of the door, as if someone had been trapped in their for days. And another...

"Bob Dole’s Farewell Letter is absolutely SAVAGE: “I'm a bit curious…to see, like others who have gone before me, if I will still be able to vote in Chicago.”"

Daughter reads farewell letter from Senate icon known for his wit "And to see, like others who have gone before me, if I will still be able to vote in Chicago."

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A billboard of Vice President Kamala Harris and President Joe Biden with the film title Dumb and Dumber underneath has begun to go viral. The 1994 comedy film, starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, has often been referenced in politics and attributed to elected leaders. The billboard is believed to be in Richland County in Wisconsin and has been met with a mixed response. The picture was shared on Twitter by JonCover2 to his over 6,000 followers and has since been liked 14,000 times and retweeted over 3,000 times. Newsweek has reached out to the original poster and Wisconsin officials...

Sung to "If I Only Had a Brain' (The Wizard of Oz): Oh, my name is Joseph Biden, I'm in my basement hidin' - Permit me to explain ... I'd be speaking with coherence, When I'm making an appearance, If I only had a brain! Oh, I never was elected, A president selected - The ballot harvest game... And though I'm always fibbin,' I could raise your standard livin,' If I only had a brain! Oh, I - can't tell you why - there are no goods in the stores ... I consulted AOC - it's her philosophy - and...