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  • Biden's Actual Inaguration

    01/21/2021 10:38:16 AM PST · by Yo-Yo · 10 replies
    Freedom Toons YouTube Channel ^ | January 21, 2021 | Freedom Tunes
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QXDC8Z44z4
  • The JB46 sweepstakes

    01/21/2021 10:16:49 AM PST · by Riflema · 16 replies
    Self ^ | 1/21/21 | Self
    Okay, I don't know if anyone else has posted a similar piece, but we need to look ahead, not back. To that end, maybe a sweepstakes on when the following occur under the new regime: Arrest of DJT45 Expulsion and banning from Congress of Cruz, Hawley Official end of COVID-19 pandemic “Unexpected” rise in unemployment “Unexpected” rise in inflation “Unexpected” decline in personal incomes DOW 20,000 DOW 10,000 CCP annexation of Taiwan CCP annexation of Hawaii CCP annexation of Southern California Overseas deployment of “military advisors” Overseas deployment of combat troops Unarmed POC killed by LEO JB46 removed from office...
  • Real Benefit of Social Distance Anticipated

    01/20/2021 6:35:15 AM PST · by AndyTheBear · 10 replies
    1/20/2021 | vanity
    Experts expect a real and tangible benefit to social distancing for young girls who find themselves visiting the white-house in the next four years.
  • The Chris Plante Show, 9a-12p ET, Mon-Fri, Jan 18-22nd, 2021.

    01/18/2021 5:45:08 AM PST · by carriage_hill · 20 replies
    He's on-the-air, and on-fire. Chris Plante from WMAL, 105.9 FM, in DC, is rated in America's Top 10 Talk Radio Show Hosts. His show is the "prep work" for many other shows. And, unlike the others, he pulls no punches, tells it like it is and doesn't take any BS from liberal, demonKKKrat, leftist, commie, socialist, fascist, marxist and anarchist callers. He's the guy we'd all like to sit down with and have a dbl-cheeseburger and a cold one, while talking about the state of America, and the crazies who are pulling the strings, behind-the-scenes. Get a fresh refill of...
  • Trump Close To Filling Impeachment Punch Card For Free Sub Sandwich

    01/14/2021 8:53:25 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 18 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | January 13, 2021 | The Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Trump closing in on a record second impeachment in 4 years, he is now close to filling out his impeachment punch card that grants him a free sub sandwich of his choice in the Capitol Building cafe. "It's a little-known addition to Article II, Section 4 of the U.S. Constitution you may not have heard of," said Constitutional scholar Jenna Ellis. According to Ellis, the full section reads as follows: "The President, Vice President and all Civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high...
  • Sit back. Relax. Enjoy the show.

    01/14/2021 4:29:14 PM PST · by schectar24 · 80 replies
    01/14/21 | schectar24
    It feels as though the entire universe is against Trump (and those who voted for him). Public opinion dictates that there are no more options for Trump from here on out. "Give up! He lost!" "How did he not see this coming? Maybe he didn't deserve to win!" "I just can't see a way out of this...maybe we should accept our future of a Biden Administration." "After last week at the Capital Trump has truly destroyed his legacy." "I thought Trump was a winner! Why has he given up??" With all of the events the past two months, what does...
  • I had to break all my beakers.

    01/13/2021 4:47:43 AM PST · by Norski · 22 replies
    NileBlue on Youtube ^ | Dec 31, 2019 | NileBlue
    I unknowingly damaged a bunch of my beakers and then mixed them back with my good ones. I then had no idea which ones were good or bad anymore, so I ended up having to sacrifice them all.
  • Funniest Patriotic Memes and Tweets

    01/12/2021 5:22:11 PM PST · by Lenora Thompson · 5 replies
    Lenora Thompson, Patriotic Writer ^ | 1/12/2021 | Lenora Thompson, Patriotic Writer
    I love America because of her wonderful people. Y'all are incredibly creative and hilariously funny. Together, we form "a more perfect union." I've prepared a slideshow that is a collection of your very best, most insightful and where's-my-knee-I-gotta-slap-it hysterically funny observations, memes and artwork from the past week. During this Deep Breath before The Storm, we all need to relax, have a good laugh and trust that the White Hats have got matters well in hand and God has our back! Feel free to pause the slideshow if you need more time to read a slide. They're in no particular...
  • Old Sheriff's Funniest Felon FAILs

    01/12/2021 5:08:44 AM PST · by COBOL2Java · 7 replies
    NRA Family ^ | 8 January 2021 | Sheriff Jim Wilson
    You know, it’s not that the crooks are always dumb crooks. Sometimes it just turns out that their victims are smarter or tougher than they are. Regardless, I didn’t realize that I was a collector of “crook failures” until our editor encouraged me to drag some stories up from the past. Here are three more tales that I got a kick out of—I hope that you enjoy them, too. The Bear Clerk The night clerk at this particular convenience store was a woman. Now, I’m not trying to body-shame her, so let’s just say that she was a rather...
  • Evil Fascist Dictator Censored And Voted Out Of Office

    01/11/2021 4:55:37 PM PST · by Rummyfan · 6 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 11 Jan 2021 | Anonymous
    The dangerous, evil, all-powerful, fascist, Nazi dictator Donald Trump has been voted out of office and censored, as is tradition for evil dictators. “I never thought I’d live to see the day where America is ruled by a dictator!” said concerned American Kelly Lampler. “But at least now he’s a dictator that has been effortlessly silenced online!” “We are living through scary times indeed under the rule of this fascistic tyrant,” said worried CNN reporter Zeeke Chambers at a time when zero journalists or dissenters have been silenced, jailed, or executed by this administration. Like many dictators before him Trump...
  • The Chris Plante Show, 9a-12p ET, Mon-Fri, Jan 11-15th, 2021.

    01/11/2021 5:55:58 AM PST · by carriage_hill · 16 replies
    He's on-the-air, and on-fire. Chris Plante from WMAL, 105.9 FM, in DC, is rated in America's Top 10 Talk Radio Show Hosts. His show is the "prep work" for many other shows. And, unlike the others, he pulls no punches, tells it like it is and doesn't take any BS from liberal, demonKKKrat, leftist, commie, socialist, fascist, marxist and anarchist callers. He's the guy we'd all like to sit down with and have a dbl-cheeseburger and a cold one, while talking about the state of America, and the crazies who are pulling the strings, behind-the-scenes. Get a fresh refill of...
  • MAGA Crowd at the Capitol

    01/08/2021 12:07:57 PM PST · by Politically Correct · 7 replies
    Youtube ^ | 8 Jan 2021 | Latemarch
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GANbO8t14Xc&feature=emb_title
  • Q ~ Trust Trump's Plan ~ 01/07/21 Vol.324, Q Day 1165

    01/07/2021 9:50:27 PM PST · by ransomnote · 4,358 replies
    qalerts ^ | 01/07/21 | FReeQs, FReepers, Vanity
    > Q is the result of the sacrifices and commitment of countless patriots to win back our captured country from the Deep State and achieve the transformation President Trump promised in this campaign video. President Trump has said the awakening of the public is key to this transformation.Q describes this awakening as follows: "The Great Awakening ('Freedom of Thought’), was designed and created not only as a backchannel to the public (away from the longstanding 'mind’ control of the corrupt & heavily biased media) to endure future events through transparency and regeneration of individual thought (breaking the chains of ‘group-think’),...
  • The Chris Plante Show, 9a-12p ET, Mon-Fri, Jan 4-8th, 2021.

    01/04/2021 5:43:54 AM PST · by carriage_hill · 10 replies
    He's on-the-air, and on-fire. Chris Plante from WMAL, 105.9 FM, in DC, is rated in America's Top 10 Talk Radio Show Hosts. His show is the "prep work" for many other shows. And, unlike the others, he pulls no punches, tells it like it is and doesn't take any BS from liberal, demonKKKrat, leftist, commie, socialist, fascist, marxist and anarchist callers. He's the guy we'd all like to sit down with and have a dbl-cheeseburger and a cold one, while talking about the state of America, and the crazies who are pulling the strings, behind-the-scenes. Get a fresh refill of...
  • The Chris Plante Show, 9a-12p ET, Mon-Fri, Dec 28th - Jan 1st, 2021.

    12/28/2020 5:44:57 AM PST · by carriage_hill · 17 replies
    He's on-the-air, and on-fire. Chris Plante from WMAL 105.9 FM, in DC, is rated in America's Top 10 Talk Radio Show Hosts. His show is the "prep work" for many other shows. And, unlike the others, he pulls no punches, tells it like it is and doesn't take any BS from liberal, demonKKKrat, leftist, commie, socialist, fascist, marxist and anarchist callers. He's the guy we'd all like to sit down with and have a dbl-cheeseburger and a cold one, while talking about the state of America, and the crazies who are pulling the strings, behind-the-scenes. Get a fresh refill of...
  • Thaw you go! Kentucky man drinking a beer, smoking a cigar and wearing a bath robe uses a flamethrower to clear snow from his driveway

    12/27/2020 4:16:44 PM PST · by DUMBGRUNT · 70 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 27 Dec 2020 | JAMES GORDON
    A man from Kentucky decided to clear his driveway using a flamethrower Dressed only in a hat and bathrobe the man casually walked down the drive Passing drivers honked their horns as they drove by the bizarre sight Plenty of people on social media praised the ingenuity of the idea with many wishing they had in fact received flamethrowers for Christmas
  • Comedian Trashes India's Fair Skin Obsession

    12/27/2020 4:40:32 PM PST · by libh8er · 37 replies
    YouTube / Brut India ^ | 6.18.2020 | Saikiran
    Stand-up comic Saikiran's dissection of India's obsession with fairness is not just skin-deep.
  • 2020 Yule Log dumpster fire

    12/24/2020 6:54:26 PM PST · by ebshumidors · 10 replies
    Toutube ^ | 12/24/20 | Ebshumidors
    I remember watching the Yule Log on WPIX when I was a kid in the NYC area. None of us had fireplaces so a fireplace on the TV screen with Christmas songs was nice. This is a modern version that is appropriate and hilarious.
  • The Chris Plante Show, 9a-12p ET, Mon-Fri, Dec 21st - Dec 25th, 2020.

    12/21/2020 6:18:24 AM PST · by carriage_hill · 10 replies
    He's on-the-air, and on-fire. Chris Plante from WMAL in DC, is rated in America's Top 10 Talk Radio Show Hosts. His show is the "prep work" for many other shows. And, unlike the others, he pulls no punches, tells it like it is and doesn't take any BS from liberal, demonKKKrat, leftist, commie, socialist, fascist, marxist and anarchist callers. He's the guy we'd all like to sit down with and have a dbl-cheeseburger and a cold one, while talking about the state of America, and the crazies who are pulling the strings, behind-the-scenes. Get a fresh refill of your favorite...
  • # Pilots and Christmas

    12/20/2020 9:29:32 PM PST · by llevrok · 5 replies
    My brother in law | 12/20/2020
    Three military pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. Saint Peter said, 'In honor of this holy season, you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Navy pilot thumbed through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle,’ he said. Saint Peter said, 'It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates.' The Air Force pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said, 'They had...