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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[NicknamedBob]

"How come trolls can never spell?"

It's just part of their charm. Welcome to the Undead Thread, the February Chronicles.

[EsmeraldaA]

You are very sweet.
It is almost time for me to get off line.
*sigh*

[Monkey Face]

Take care, then. And I'll see you when you get here.

*hugs*

[EsmeraldaA]

You see?

She probably thought you were been cute and sweet.
hehe hehe

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

George loves sleeping at my right shoulder. If I turn over he will get up and walk over to the other side and snuggle down. I think he likes it because my ears are in licking distance and that is his favorite way to wake me up.

[Darksheare]

She's the only cat I know of who stomps her feet.

[Monkey Face]

Yes...I'm quite familiar with that malady. Hobbes, of course, is too aloof to admit she's a cat, but Calvin is a total 'HO!

When he wants some skritches, he is wanton...shameless...brazen...

[EsmeraldaA]

I'm still here but when I'll leave won't be time to say goodnight. ;)

[Darksheare]

Yes.
Kearen doesn't admit that she wants scritches, I am supposed to guess.

However, give her scritches and her nose, ears, and belly turn pink and she gets overly excited.
Then does love nips.

[Monkey Face]

Awwwww...:o]

Did you tell me once that George was a marmalade?
I seem to see orange when you talk of him.

Where are you going on your vacation? And when is it coming up?...

[Monkey Face]

Hobbes visibly pouts. I have no way to 'splain it...just that she moves off a few feet, looks at me with slightly closed eyes and then looks away and switches her tail. At that point, nothing else moves but her ears, and unless I pick her up and apologize, she stays that way...for hours.

[Darksheare]

I was lamenting my luck with the opposite sex one day, and made the mistake of saying it in front of my [then] cat.
What did I say?
"I wish I had a grilfriend who lived nearby."* said in 1992
My cat, Mimi, snaps her head around, howls this tortured and hurt "MWOWM" (muh-wow-m) and then takes off.
She wouldn't 'talk' to me for two weeks.

[EsmeraldaA]

She's your cat, so I do expect some (a lot) weirdness. And like I said before she cannot defend herself here.
You probably blame her for everything and she knows it.

[Darksheare]

LOL.
She can defend herself quite well.
She uses her teeth and claws to grewat effect.
And failing that, she uses her weight.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

George is gray with a little white patch that has a even smaller gray streak. He looks like he is wearing a suit and tie. Even my cat destining father has to admit that he is a pretty cat.

I'm going to be flying to Kenya on the 24th for a couple of weeks.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Pretty good, thanks.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

George pouts when I do something that he doesn't like. He comes to the door to greet me but stops about a foot away, gives me "The Look" and promptly ignores me.

[Monkey Face]

Been THERE, for SURE!

Years ago, when I had the Great PV (Pi$$ and Vinegar) I also had a red and white Siberian husky. I had to have the dog put down, and when I came home without him, PV ignored me for the next six months. He would allow me to feed him, but when I went to touch him, he was very adept at escaping.

I still miss that ol' guy...bofum, actually...:o[

[EsmeraldaA]

Well, she's resourceful and you should be proud. (hehe)

[Monkey Face]

Wow! Kenya, huh? I'd like to be a lizard in your luggage...

George sounds very handsome! Does he go with you when you go to the cabin?