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Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

Sorry, Tulip. I was a little out of it yesterday.

We're not very well organized. It's amazing we even got off the ground, er, ocean.

A belated Happy Birthday to you. You did get older anyway, didn't you? I'm sure that's a consolation.

443 posted on 02/02/2006 5:32:38 PM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)

Thanks, Bob. I only turned a day older on my birthday. The difference is now I have to say I'm 30 instead of 29. :-)

A 24 pound kitty laying in the middle of your back and extremities makes you look like a pretzel afterwards.

Hi, Darks!

I'm still fighting the migraine, but while I was doing so, I turned off all the lights, and had the TV turned LOW, and I curled up on the sofa, and sorta "listened" to the TV...

Before I had time to get comfy, Calvin was on my left hip and Hobbes was curled up under my chin...I felt like a frozen pretzel...

Hi, Es!

I really did miss you, Girl.
A day is not a good day unless I see you online. I'm SERIES!

Calvin is particularly adept at that. I cannot get away from him on the bed. He seems to have a heat-seeking unit in his head, and finds the warmest part of me (the question mark my body makes on the bed) and sticks to me, no matter what I try to do to avoid him.

He's not interested in the small of my back. Hobbes, however, will "snuggle" there. (Hobbes The Snob) Until I move. And then she wants nothing to do with me. Calvin, however, tries to find unique ways to attach himself to me.
I suspect he has a type of Velcro that Man has not yet invented...

It's OK, Es. If I were sick, I would like you for a sister, because I know you would love me back to health...

Do what you need to, and check in when you can.

*hugs*

Feline Velcrotitus.
A disease/affliction unique to some felines.
They stay affixed to portions of ones person regardless of ones movement.
There is no known cure, but one can distract them with catnip maybe.

Kearen likes to crush, fold, bend, spindle, and mutilate my legs, and then works her way up.

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