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To: Darksheare

Calvin is particularly adept at that. I cannot get away from him on the bed. He seems to have a heat-seeking unit in his head, and finds the warmest part of me (the question mark my body makes on the bed) and sticks to me, no matter what I try to do to avoid him.

He's not interested in the small of my back. Hobbes, however, will "snuggle" there. (Hobbes The Snob) Until I move. And then she wants nothing to do with me. Calvin, however, tries to find unique ways to attach himself to me.
I suspect he has a type of Velcro that Man has not yet invented...


455 posted on 02/02/2006 6:11:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Monkey Face

Feline Velcrotitus.
A disease/affliction unique to some felines.
They stay affixed to portions of ones person regardless of ones movement.
There is no known cure, but one can distract them with catnip maybe.

Kearen likes to crush, fold, bend, spindle, and mutilate my legs, and then works her way up.


459 posted on 02/02/2006 6:16:56 PM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Monkey Face
George loves sleeping at my right shoulder. If I turn over he will get up and walk over to the other side and snuggle down. I think he likes it because my ears are in licking distance and that is his favorite way to wake me up.
465 posted on 02/02/2006 6:24:39 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)
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