Feline Velcrotitus.
A disease/affliction unique to some felines.
They stay affixed to portions of ones person regardless of ones movement.
There is no known cure, but one can distract them with catnip maybe.
Kearen likes to crush, fold, bend, spindle, and mutilate my legs, and then works her way up.
Yes...I'm quite familiar with that malady. Hobbes, of course, is too aloof to admit she's a cat, but Calvin is a total 'HO!
When he wants some skritches, he is wanton...shameless...brazen...