Harmless Teddy Bear

I sit in my cubicle, here on the motherworld.
When I die, they will put my body in a box and dispose of it in the cold ground.
And in all the million ages to come, I will never breathe or laugh or twitch again.
So won't you run and play with me here among the teeming mass of humanity?
The universe has spared us this moment.
~Anonymous

My current reading list.

"The Little Dictator's Handbook."

"How to Take Over the World in Twelve Easy Steps"

"Splitting Atoms For Fun and Profit"

"Eat, Conquer and Destroy"

"Nukes are from Los Alamos; Viruses are from Plum Island"

An ability to prioritize is an indispensable quality of adulthood, and a sense of proportion is a crucial ingredient of a mature society.~Mark Steyn