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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[tuliptree76]

Hi Bob. :-)

[NicknamedBob]

"I've seen you too take the liberty to mangle the language. Is that called poetic liberty?"

Well, it isn't hypocrisy. It's just use of the vernacular.

I've been surprised by how much I use contractions.

[DoNotDivide]

I can do really long hand, but to assume I'm a mathematician, or even more than one mathematician, would not be accurate.

[Darksheare]

Heh heh heh, good one!

[TheBrotherhood]

"I was surprised it wasn't more. ;-)"

I guess not enough time to spread the word.

[NicknamedBob]

"I've seen you too take the liberty to mangle the language."

I hope you will at least note that I try to use "there, their, and they're" in the appropriate manner. That's more along the lines I'm concerned with.

[King Prout]

not bad at all

[Army Air Corps]

I cee yew gradiated frum publik skool...twit.

You spelling was worse than Jessica Simpson's after a few hits of peyote. Your attempt at humour was as well developed as Cate Moss' figure after vomiting for three days.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

Philistone .....live action on this one !!!!

[TheBrotherhood]

Here we are.

I was refreshing the prior page and not realizing we had reached the max.

[NicknamedBob]

"I can do really long hand, ..."

Does that involve a lot of digits?

[Army Air Corps]

Hola Tulip!

[Philistone]

LOL!

Thanks!

[DoNotDivide]

It could be just a couple of digits over and over again.

[TheBrotherhood]

I have no problems with them contractions and can distinguish between the possessive and the verb.

I think I can still conjugate in Latin after all these years.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licour
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan zephirus eek with his sweete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
Tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the ram his halve cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye
(so priketh hem nature in hir corages);
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages,
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes,
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially from every shires ende
Of engelond to caunterbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for to seke,
That hem hath holpen whan that they were seeke.


I don't know why. I just felt like it.

[NicknamedBob]

Hi guys.

You're on the current incarnation of The Undead Thread.


Ol' what's his face is long gone.

[Army Air Corps]

Jeez, I remember having to memorise that for my History of the English Language class. Ah, the memories...

[TheBrotherhood]

>>"I can do really long hand, ..."

>Does that involve a lot of digits?

Woo hoo!!

That's a winner!

[NicknamedBob]

"I think I can still conjugate in Latin ..."

Sheesh! Kids can get away with anything in class these days!