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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[TheBrotherhood]

You've gotten angry with me on a few occasions.

How did the interview go? Have they responded to your satisfaction yet?

[NicknamedBob]

You spelled "because" wrong.

[Darksheare]

Well, think of it as inspiring crazed ponderings.
Like, what the devil IS a 'mroe'.

[TheBrotherhood]

"Are you still seeing her?"

Yep!

A gilr in your lap is worth two in your mind. LOL!

[DarkshadowNY]

Of course I was the one who was always good at death, destruction, and indiscriminate mayhem...when Darksheare and his friends needed a bully straightened out I was the mad dog they let loose....so to speak..

[DoNotDivide]

I did knot.

[TheBrotherhood]

"You spelled "because" wrong."

And the wrong thread?

[DoNotDivide]

Are there really any right or wrong threads?

[NicknamedBob]

"You've gotten angry with me on a few occasions."

Yeah. Most things that get under my skin have to do with language.

I consider it a precious, divine, gift. I don't like to see it treated disrespectfully.

I can forgive people for making mistakes. Lord knows, I make 'em.

I just get a little huffy when I detect an attitude of indifference, or slovenliness about the thing that elevates us above the animals.

Lying, especially, really fries my butt.

[TheBrotherhood]

No.

Are you a mathematicians?

I'm asking because your user name reminded me of division by zero and why it is undefined and not equal to infinity as the denominator reaches zero.

[tuliptree76]

I received this in an email:

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week"

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

[NicknamedBob]

"A gilr in your lap is worth two in your mind."

"I dunno. I can imagine a lot." -- Han Solo

[tuliptree76]

Ping to post #3091.

[A CA Guy]

Only a dozen Democrats waiting?

[TheBrotherhood]

"I consider it a precious, divine, gift. I don't like to see it treated disrespectfully."

I've seen you too take the liberty to mangle the language. Is that called poetic liberty?

[NicknamedBob]

Hi Dr. Tulip!

[DarkshadowNY]

That is so true of a Dem.....

[tuliptree76]

"A gilr in your lap is worth two in your mind."

For some reason, I always come in during the middle of some unusual conversations (if there are actually people on the thread when I do wander in here).

[TheBrotherhood]

LOL!

Good one.

[tuliptree76]

I was surprised it wasn't more. ;-)