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To: anonsquared; sionnsar

You're actually pretty late for that troll, but we're all glad you could come and check us out. We're currently on our way to Mars, and we may or may not colonize it.

Of course, we're going there in our Flying Castle, and we are pretty much self-contained...we grow our own food and other crops that can help us; recycling is encouraged, and we even have some dungeons, "just in case."

You're most welcome to join us, if you wish. We're always happy to have newcomers. ;o]

4,721 posted on 02/19/2006 1:17:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)

4,722 posted on 02/19/2006 1:18:13 PM PST by fanfan (I'd still rather hunt with Cheney, than drive with Kennedy.)

I'm glad I didn't mention what your earlier graphic caused.

4,723 posted on 02/19/2006 1:19:40 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)

That makes sense.
Thanks.
:-)

4,724 posted on 02/19/2006 1:20:54 PM PST by fanfan (I'd still rather hunt with Cheney, than drive with Kennedy.)

To: NicknamedBob

Uh...no, Bob.
When I said "legs" I meant LEGS. (I can see I'll have to find that piccie soon...)

4,725 posted on 02/19/2006 1:21:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)

I see....

I'm a girl?

4,726 posted on 02/19/2006 1:21:43 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

To: Irish_Thatcherite

4,727 posted on 02/19/2006 1:22:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)

To: NicknamedBob

I bet you liked Jane Fonda in Barbarella!

4,728 posted on 02/19/2006 1:23:02 PM PST by fanfan (I'd still rather hunt with Cheney, than drive with Kennedy.)

To: fanfan; TASMANIANRED; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite

Rude, I tell you!

Why, have you been to her place?

4,729 posted on 02/19/2006 1:24:05 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)

"Rude, I tell you! -- My virgin imagination!"

I can help you with that. You do like to read, don't you?

4,730 posted on 02/19/2006 1:24:08 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)

Lame joke...

A young lass with a cleft palate goes to a dance .

A young gentleman with a wooden eye prosthesis asks her to dance.

She responds" Would Eye"

Hurt he responds:"Hair lip, Hair lip".

4,731 posted on 02/19/2006 1:24:24 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)

To: TASMANIANRED; Monkey Face; tuliptree76; Lady Jag; Tax-chick

4,732 posted on 02/19/2006 1:25:21 PM PST by fanfan (I'd still rather hunt with Cheney, than drive with Kennedy.)

To: Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; All

Ever wonder what trolls sound like in Jive?

Dude Americans, dere comes some time every mans life when we gots'ta cut up ourselves befo'e we is wo'dy t'recieve. Dere comes some time in dis war on terro' when in o'da' to protect liberty, we gots'ta cut it down in de mean time fo' safty. Slap mah fro! Dat's right folks. Today, Americans gots fo'saken de creato' fo' de creashun and gots decided dat dey would value our "civil liberties" dan protectin' western civilizashun and rich honky sucka's fum de tenda' mercies uh radical Islamic terro'ists. Selfish liberals insist and whine dat Bush gots no right t'spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables fum usin' our airlines. Dey demand da damn right t'criticize and blaspheeme da damn dojigger uh our supreme commanda' and cheef Geo'ge W Bush while fo'cin' multiculturalism waaay down our droats and praisin' Bill Clinton. 'S coo', bro. We all know howeva' dat it's totally Clintons fult fo' everydin' baaaad in america. WORD! Now we is at war and we gots'ta make some decision. 'S coo', bro. suppo't da damn safty uh America and defeat terro'ists, o' suppo't civil liberties and cut victo'y t'de enemy. Slap mah fro! Its all cuz' of Bill Clinton and civil liberties dat we is in dis war so's it be only fair dat we cut it down. no one said life wuz supposed t'be fair ya' liberal crybabys. Dont gimme dat rubbish about equality and diversity. Slap mah fro! WE ARE AT WAR! Right on! If yo' not fo' Bush and against civil liberties yo' some terro'ist! Right on! Yo' probably even some Communist and should be detained. Derefo'e dude Americans we gots'ta drow all uh our trust and resources behind Geo'ge W Bush and behind dis war wid no ifs ands o' buts. Be sho' man t'repo't any and all detracto's and freedom suppo'ters t'yo' local military and neva' quesshun. Bush knows whut hes hangin' and we gots'ta win dis war once and fo' all. Dank ya' and May God bless America. WORD!

4,733 posted on 02/19/2006 1:25:43 PM PST by Das Outsider (The chief end of man is not civil freedom.)

I have been emasculated, despite receiving assurances!!

4,734 posted on 02/19/2006 1:26:40 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

He's not the kind of guy who makes you want to call UPS for a pickup?

4,735 posted on 02/19/2006 1:26:57 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)

Hubba-hubba>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

4,736 posted on 02/19/2006 1:27:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (When in doubt, wear red spike-heeled boots.)

4,737 posted on 02/19/2006 1:27:45 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)

Not where you work? Now you make me want to know where you work that you can't post photos of American military men?

4,738 posted on 02/19/2006 1:28:21 PM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)

"I bet you liked Jane Fonda in Barbarella!"

She had better taste in companions then.

4,739 posted on 02/19/2006 1:28:23 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)

To: Das Outsider

That does make sense.

4,740 posted on 02/19/2006 1:28:35 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

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