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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[fanfan]

LOL!

Define bunch.

I only have two hands.

[fanfan]

You thought might be here?

[TASMANIANRED]

Here's looking at you kid...

[TASMANIANRED]

It is very pretty wood but they will be going in the living room.

Need to be kinda fancy.

[fanfan]

What does IBTR mean?

In before the rumble?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

probably did....

[Monkey Face]

When I worked for the county in Las Vegas, our office building was right across the street from the "Downtown Metro Station."

Every morning, we were treated to tight butts in spandex, jogging up and down the street. And there are a lot of bicycle squads out of that station, so we got to see a lot of that, as well.

*sigh* The office building was torn down to make way for the "Metro Court Center." All jails and courts, now.

[TASMANIANRED]

I would rinse it off under the tap water and pop it back in..

[Irish_Thatcherite]

OK, well as I say, I don't realy know what is the best stain to use on maple.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I once put it in back to front!!

[TASMANIANRED]

Sounds worse than it is.

They are just glass...

Not like it's squishy.

[Lady Jag]

This will be a welcomed addition, then.

[fanfan]

But doesn't the eye socket stay damp?

And how do you , well, pull it open to stick it back in?

[TASMANIANRED]

I'll keep an eye out for you.

[fanfan]

If you were blind, how could you tell if you'd put your eyes in backwards?

[TASMANIANRED]

You like them tall.

I've gotta chandelier that could use a little dusting.

[fanfan]

I don't see any of that at work either.

The best I can hope for is the UPS guy in shorts, in the summer.

[TASMANIANRED]

Putting in the wrong side is worse.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I could see my brain!!

[fanfan]

Nice legs.