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Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll

Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.


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To: tuliptree76
All of our tornadoes go through Lynwood the last few years.

God must be mad the Lakers moved.

Our lows will be into the high 40s at night, it is 57 out and 64 inside without the heat in the home right now.

I will go soon to a local restaurant for a small pizza and soda for dinner.

Lightening is dangerous. That is where you need to stay inside and not be watching TV or on the Internet.
4,101 posted on 02/16/2006 7:41:49 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I went offline while it was storming badly out. It's sprinkling a big, but no lightning or thunder now.


4,102 posted on 02/16/2006 7:52:11 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Is your place lathe and plaster or wall board?

I find wall board repels the cold and heat from outside better.


4,103 posted on 02/16/2006 7:57:16 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I think it's plaster.


4,104 posted on 02/16/2006 7:59:25 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: A CA Guy

I'm heading out for the evening. Goodnight!


4,105 posted on 02/16/2006 8:13:02 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

You have a good one, I'm sorry that I am not tying a lot, I was getting ready to go out and had to take care of the pooch.


4,106 posted on 02/16/2006 8:15:47 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

How's the tennis going?


4,107 posted on 02/16/2006 10:01:00 PM PST by TheBrotherhood (Tancredo for President.)
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To: TheBrotherhood
I try to play at least twice a week, but had a set back last week where I gave myself a minor back injury and then a moderate ankle injury.

I will play a little hit and giggle tomorrow night.
I usually play a fairly high level of play and you can't play great tennis on one ankle, so I have to be patient with myself for a while.

(I got accidentally ankle tackled in racquetball)
4,108 posted on 02/16/2006 10:19:49 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: A CA Guy

I have a bad ankle from playing tennis.

I have been playing tennis for many years, but not lately. Wish I could find a partner to play with.

Watch out that backhand! It could go down the line or cross court. One-and-a-half back hand comes natural to me. Can't say the say about my forehand.

I'm dying to start playing again this Spring!


4,109 posted on 02/16/2006 10:26:11 PM PST by TheBrotherhood (Tancredo for President.)
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To: TheBrotherhood
Can't say the say same about my forehand.
4,110 posted on 02/16/2006 10:27:27 PM PST by TheBrotherhood (Tancredo for President.)
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To: TheBrotherhood
I take it you are not in Florida or California where you can play nearly year round outdoors?

Well, two things to be done in playing after a substantial ankle injury would be...

#1 Keep your weight down.
#2 There is a little weight machine I use at the gym where your foot slips into it, you put weight on it and then lift the top of your foot against the weight in a curl. It does a good job.
4,111 posted on 02/16/2006 10:38:30 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Tax-chick; King Prout; MNJohnnie; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; Do not dub me shapka broham; ...

Morning!

I've had a fabulous workout and have survived the "bat in the house" episode, so I'm thinking today has the makings of being a good day.

How are all of you?


4,112 posted on 02/17/2006 4:09:02 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Awake, but not dressed yet. We're threatened with bad weather starting this afternoon, so I'll probably take the Horde to the library this morning, once they've emptied the dishwasher, sorted the laundry, swept the floors and taken the trash out!

Good news about the bat!


4,113 posted on 02/17/2006 4:24:27 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Tax-chick

You're getting the same front that we are getting now....high winds and freezing temps. Brrrrrr.

The bat was horrid, and I humiliated myself and frightened the children in order to get rid of the blasted thing. *shudder*

Palindrome mine?


4,114 posted on 02/17/2006 4:38:10 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Another palindrome for my collection. Do I get something chocolatey for it? Just to gaze longingly at, not to eat? Huh, huh? Pretty please?


4,115 posted on 02/17/2006 4:40:05 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Tax-chick

Morning, Alice! Good Morning, T-C!

Another Spring day for us, darn that stupid groundhog neighbor of yourn.


Of course, Winter will arrive again in time for the weekend.


4,116 posted on 02/17/2006 4:46:27 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Willy-Don likes the women's movement. "Walk again," he said.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good Morning!

Some Philly editorialist suggested that Phila. import Punxsatawney Phil to Phila. for the 4th of July celebration b/c he's such a lucrative, low-tech crowd pleaser...sell chances on whether or not he sees his shadow by the glare of the fireworks and what it's supposed to mean, or something....


4,117 posted on 02/17/2006 5:04:53 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

My kids would probably want to keep a bat as a pet. We had mice in the attic a couple of years ago, but we haven't had bats, at this point.

The troops are not very motivated this morning. Twerps. Maybe we'll skip the library and just go to the Post Office for stamps.


4,118 posted on 02/17/2006 5:25:18 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Tax-chick
Oooooh! Boring post office run...that'll teach 'em!

We suspect this bat came in from the attic when Tertia went searching for a Barbie doll.

We came home from piano lessons, for a quick pit-stop before rushing off to swim practice, and Tertia screamed that there was a bat in the house. I asked where it was and she screamed again that it was in the "homeschooling" room. She was right. There it was, flitting around the room, with the cats in hot pursuit.

Apparently, the cats had double teamed it while Tertia was watching: Mcxlplx had it pinned to the carpet and Minerva had her mouth over it. The screams startled the cats, who let the thing go.

It flew right at me. I behaved like a complete girl and screamed. Let me tell you, when a "motivated" mezzo screams, it is LOUD! Even the neighbor heard me.

Anyway, my scream terrified Tertia and Quartus, who sought refuge in the basement, screaming and locking doors as they went. They even locked the cat door, the only access the cats have to the cat pan, by the way, because they were afraid the bat would try to come through it. Of course, I only found out about the locked cat door after we had left the house for swim practice, but I digress.

The bat took off down the corridor towards the living room and dining room. There are no doors dividing these spaces, so trapping the bat was out of the question.

Instead, I grabbed a towel from the bathroom and chased down the nasty creature in the living room, where I alternately attempted to swat it from the sky and dove to the carpet to get out of it's way. (I'm convinced it had fangs that were this big and that it could jump/fly this far.)

Meanwhile, my two eldest children, Primus and Secundus, alerted by my screams, stood outside the front storm door and watched the proceedings. Little darlings that they are, they stood there and openly laughed at me. (They will pay later, at a time and, in a manner, of my choosing.)

I managed to successfully stun the horrid, fanged creature, scooped him up in the towel, and dumped him outside on what was left of the snow.

Secundus was sure that I'd killed the bat, which is no more than it deserved for entering the house without permission, but I assured him that it was still breathing. Primus demanded that we take a picture, which we did, and he stuck around long enough to watch the bat rouse itself and fly off to relative safety.

Now, the hubby and I have to go into the attic to figure out how the bat got in and to determine whether or not he had "friends". I'm all for bats, but they will, by G*d, stay outdoors like civilized creatures!

The hubby reported that he had to soothe Tertia before putting her to bed last night. She said that she was now afraid of bats. He said, "You mean bats like the one behind you?"

Much screaming and leaping about ensued.

Thank goodness I was not here to witness it.

If I can transfer the pic to the laptop, and remember how to post it, I will. He was just a common brown bat, but he seemed very formidable when he was flying at me with his saber-toothed fangs bared and at the ready.....*shuddering*

4,119 posted on 02/17/2006 6:14:46 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hysterical! At least the cats were doing their duty, until they were interrupted.

If you have more bats in the belfry, you'll smell them before you see them!


4,120 posted on 02/17/2006 6:21:52 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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