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Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

"Then it's only a matter of economic feasibility."

Are you sure you wouldn't rather just use the AIport?

I'm beginning to suspect we may have been misdirected. One of the early researchers into the physics of Star Trek suggested that the transporter is an offshoot of Warp Technology.

This actually makes more sense. Our efforts to "disassemble" living things and reconstruct them as living things is, I believe, always going to be doomed to failure.

However, if you can create a spatial conduit, in which your passenger is simply whisked through a subspace tube to another chamber, then you don't have to deconstruct him to start with.

Sounds okay to me.

"They you probably horizontal communistic and him they are postponed."

Did I just discover some new twist on Ebonics? I'm sorry: If the twisting was discovered once can be finding itself he has Ebonics as new?

When Ming married his dog and declared her Duchess of Mars I was willing to let it slide, but when he rigged it for her to win the Olympus Mons Beauty Pageant, I was wroth and chastised him with many many nuclear bombs for perfidy.

I was mercilful and pardoned him after he told me how much better the Martian landscape looked in Nuclear Desert Red. Then he loads me this cock and bull story about how Earth Girls Are Easy, and while I visited here the bugger stole my throne. I really hates treason and liars. Said he made that movie just for me because I look so much like Jeff Goldblum. Hah. Next thing you know I'm married to a lady rassler! More pefidy!

So chastise Ming if ya want.

Yeah - I've been spending a lot of time in the office lately... That's just not right! I'm used to working at home, unless I'm teaching, of course.

One of the folks in my office has installed a wall clock with blue neon light - the ruddy thing is a piercing blue...

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