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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[Tax-chick]

You're amusing. Welcome to Free Republic. Mind your homophones, it's been One of Those Days.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

And Al Einstein with that whole relativity thing!!

[Tax-chick]

And poor Antoine Lavoisier ... just when he had everyone on board with oxygen, he was executed over his investments. It kind of puts one off science as a career, I must say.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I actually think I saw something about him on TV last night, wasn't that around the French Revolution?

[HKMk23]

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[Irish_Thatcherite]

Do not discuss crevo.

[HKMk23]

...and Michael Jackson with that whole "ignorant fools" thing.

[ducking behind the bar]

[HKMk23]

Yes, right. No more discussion of crevo.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

And HKMk23 with that whole... something.

[the Marshal]

For that, when I am Lord Marshal of Mars again, you will be Tax Goddess of Barzoom.

One of your duties will be to appoint the UberQueenGoddess. Since he must be sacrificed at dawn to provide blood for my daily bath I have a hard time finding applicants.

Hard work being a god/emperor, but someone has to do it.

[Monkey Face]

Ah, Sir Late-Comer...you are the one who may rise, now, and kiss my ring.

My Loyal Subjects already worship the Orbs of Power, and if they are dead by punishment, they can't pay their fines. (Said fines keep certain "equipment" in working order.)

Therefore, punishment is limited to Tuesdays, on odd weeks, at 0100 GMT. But only if the offender is wearing zebra leotards.

;o]

[Monkey Face]

Works for ME!

Thanks! ;o]

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Ok.

[Monkey Face]

...and Michael Jackson with that whole "ignorant fools" thing...

Is he still in France where he can do what he does and not be fined?

[the Marshal]

Sorry your sub-goddesship - you'll have to settle for red flannel long johns.

Why do you think they call it my Red Planet?

I have a ring with a cat on it - you may insert the royal pinky - but only if you close your eyes first.

You can trust me.

[Monkey Face]

BWAAAA-HA-HA-HA--HA-HA-HAAAAA!

Surely you jest, Commoner!
I didn't get to be Goddess of The Orbs Of Power by kneeling! ("Grovel!" is the commmand!)

I trust myself and none other. I share my kingdom with no one. (Unless, of course, my palms are suitably and repeatedly crossed with gold and gems...then I will take it under advisement.)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

The dynamics of power....

[Monkey Face]

Ya got THAT right, Irish! ;o]

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I'll just slip quietly away and establish my kingdom on Pluto's moon....

[Monkey Face]

I have no problem with you establishing a sub-kingdom here...just remember where your loyalties lie....






(And don't get too big for your britches!) ;o]