A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

*picking self up off floor...laughing...crying...*

I have to leave for a minute so I can change my clothes....I also have to find some industrial strength cleaner to get my screen cleaned....BRB...

*choke*

Hi, TC!

You sound a little better today. Have you been resting (finally)?

I hope Baby Vlad is not quite so troublesome today, and that you both have been able to rest.

Vlad and I just had a nap. (Now Tom is reporting that he's hungry again ...) He's still gassy and has a runny nose, but we're surviving. It could be much worse!

How are you?

I'm sure that she gets a lot of her stoicism from her dad, as well as her brains. I also suspect she got a large portion of her looks from you.

Can't go wrong with all that...;o]

'Face,

There are pages and pages and pages of pictures of these scammers holding self-deprecating signs, balancing food ontheir heads -- there's this one guy who appears in four photos kissing a codfish. There is even a video of a pair of scammers in Europe trying to hook up with the guy whos baiting them. As funny as the pictures are, the email back and forth is a riot.

Nose around there, a bit. And make a point NOT to be drinking anything as you read.

Well, yes. The funny part these days is that his 'followers' know so little about the 'real' Che.

BTW: Y'ought'a track back up to 5,360 and see what's got 'Face in stitches.

I'm glad to hear Vlad is "normal." With as many kids as you've had, I would hesitate to offer any suggestions on what to do or not to do. The gas must be really uncomfortable for him, poor little guy.

When my son was brand new, it was in the summer, so when he got a stuffy nose, I had no clue and thought it was a cold. Come to find out, he was allergic to the cotton blankets, and some saline drops took care of it. I sure never would have thought of that. But I was a hen with one chick, so everything worried me. And since I adopted my daughter when she was ten, I didn't get to try out all my "new mom stuff" on her. ;o]

I'm actually learning a lot from you for all the grandkids I hope to have...:o])

ROTFLMBO!
I can't believe these people are "adults!" The little I saw on those links was more than I could handle.

I suspect surfing there is going to be something to do when I have nothing to do. (Ohdang! That's too funny!)

So. Do they really think all Americans are rich and stupid? Never mind. The site answers that...LOL!

Ain't THAT the truth!

Dang! I'm going to forward those links to everyone I know with a sense of humor.

Er...:o|

It's just a little bomb to throw into crevo threads - another one is "what is the purpose of the female orgasm?"

...another one is "what is the purpose of the female orgasm?"

If you don't know, it's because you've never had one.

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