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Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

I was divorced when she was 3, but I won custody by proving my wife was irresponsible. So she was raised without a close relationship with her mother, which was unfortunate on one level, but fortunate that she had stability in her homelife.

LOL!

I have been sorely tempted to reply with an equally obnoxious and transparent story, asking for money for my own cause. I just haven't been able to think of anything suitable for a hardened scammer.

It sounds as if you have quite a bond with her. I don't think I'd worry about her future, if I were you. I suspect she has quite a bit of her dad's level headedness.

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I think the color is what caught my eye. I have never seen anything so lucious.

(Now if only one of my three sewing machines really worked....)

Hi, Girl!

The UT is in pretty good shape for the shape it's in! How have you been?

Last time you posted, you were going to a party. Was it fun?

Last time you posted, you were going to a party. Was it fun?

It was a lot of fun. I got talked into staying longer than I was going to. Since then, I've been to Amman, Jordan and am now back "home" where we're locked down pretty tight for the next day or two.

How are things going with you?

We're all fine, here. You know the UT...since we move once a month, we don't have time to get "ugly" with each other! But we DO manage to get into mischief!

I suspect one of the reasons we're still intact is that this is a place anyone can come to get away from the BS of life and love and S-E-X. (Wait! What did I SAY???)

If you're locked down, then you must really need the UT! Poor baby! But whatever you're doing, please do it safely! I, for one, would trade places with you in a heartbeat, if it could be done, just "because."

Sometimes, we need to "stay longer" because something needs to be done. Often, it's our own equilibrium that needs adjustment. I won't ask what's next...but I'll let you know a lot of us are thankful and we are all praying for your safety.

You must be about 11 hours ahead of us? (I can't remember!)

Gee, 'ya think?!

I meant, what was the specific angle that the scammers were using and was it related to the partial Latinate title?

O Noes!

No more ice hockey for the men's Olympic team.

Downed 4-1 by Finland.

"The hat on your head is green!"

"You're an idiot! Anyone with eyes can see that the hat on your head is blue!"

And then there's always the guy who walks away from the debate mumbling, "I don't even own a hat." Oddly, or perhaps not, he seems happier than the others.

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