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Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

2,201 posted on 02/10/2006 5:56:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

Sorry, kids, but I'm on my way to bed.

Have a good night, all of you.

2,202 posted on 02/10/2006 6:01:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

"... whacking people with a big check."

Hey, it works for George Soros.

2,203 posted on 02/10/2006 6:03:53 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Well, we had our Uncle Joe. Then we had our Uncle Ho. Now it looks like we have an Uncle Mo.)

Or it could be hideous Good HouseKeeping Prize Patrol zombies whacking people with a big sweepstakes check.

LOL, but U doubt he'd try to cut through the door with the checks..

2,208 posted on 02/10/2006 6:07:54 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Well, we had our Uncle Joe. Then we had our Uncle Ho. Now it looks like we have an Uncle Mo.)

One of the few Latin phrases I learned early on as youngster was ite missa est.

I was an altar boy.

Ite missa est. Good night.

2,210 posted on 02/10/2006 6:30:53 PM PST by TheBrotherhood (Randomness does not create intelligence; only intelligence creates intelligence.)

2,211 posted on 02/10/2006 6:31:49 PM PST by TheBrotherhood (Randomness does not create intelligence; only intelligence creates intelligence.)

2,212 posted on 02/10/2006 6:58:14 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

Good morning! Just stopped in to say HI before feeding the baby again. A boy gaining a pound a week has to eat all the time!

2,213 posted on 02/11/2006 6:54:11 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)

And a good morning to you, too! Today I go to teach some girls about knitting...sounds cool to me!

2,214 posted on 02/11/2006 7:23:08 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

2,215 posted on 02/11/2006 7:32:48 AM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

Morning!
I tried to teach my daughter to knit way-back-when, and she refused. Then about 10 years ago, she asked me to teach her. I literally thumbed my nose at her and told her she was old enough to buy the books and teach herself.

Shame on me. She learned to crochet, instead...

2,216 posted on 02/11/2006 7:34:38 AM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

My grandma started me with crochet, but I taught myself basic knitting. These are a group of girls who want to learn...so in a few minutes, I'll take my pills, gather up some needles and yarn, and a crochet hook, and think about the mysteries of casting on.

How's your headache?

2,217 posted on 02/11/2006 7:47:40 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

My mother taught me to knit when I was five, but she taught me the garter stitch. I was so disgusted with her for teaching me to do something that didn't look like HER work (stockinette) that I put it down and didn't try it again until I was 22. Then, I basically taught myself.

I learned to crochet when I was 12, so that was fun...

There is still a "numb" spot behind my left ear and on the neck, so I'm thinking the headache can come back any time...I'll just do what I can do and leave the rest for another day.

2,218 posted on 02/11/2006 7:51:39 AM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

I'm sorry I wasn't more fun, but this migraine is getting the better of me...

That's ok, I was feeling tired.

2,219 posted on 02/11/2006 7:54:41 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

2,220 posted on 02/11/2006 7:55:39 AM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

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