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Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

Most likely that is the case, imagine the shape one's mind would be in if one kept such human decimations locked inside....another nut-bag thats what you would have.

2,062 posted on 02/09/2006 8:50:47 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Well, we had our Uncle Joe. Then we had our Uncle Ho. Now it looks like we have an Uncle Mo.)

In (dis)Honor of the Fort Drum Sentient Jello:

The Battle of the Sentient Jello

The opponents squared off eyeing eyes and not I, I see
The Jello thing versus myself, you see.
And on the plate the antagonist roamed.
Twisting, thrashing, squirming.
Deftly avoiding my deadly spoon.
Sliding, slimy, gooey, doomed.
Suddenly my fist with forks festooned,
the Jello thing, its guts harpooned
Was beaten before the horrified crowd.
So badly even the chefs were wowed.

But it is I whose guts were cowed.
The Jello thing, in victory, proud.

things that look like the blob and move like the blob should not be eaten...moral of the story.

But yes, that would be a bit of a rule of thumb.

Man.. that stuff was pretty bad.
That was one opponent I could have done without.
The Jello Thing never fights fairly.

I'm heading off to bed.
Do not fear the drek I wrote at post 2064.
Fear the Jello Thing instead.

(I get the bad feeling that I will inspire something odd with that.. much in the same vein as "Darks Fell In The Fax Maxhine"?)

night

"Man eats jello...Jello eats man from within"

Nice headline

Good morning, everyone! It's a balmy 19 degrees here in the Greater Charlotte Urban Sprawl. Vlad and I will not be going outside today!

We had an unusually restful night. I don't recall how many times he ate, but he went back to sleep each time, so it doesn't count. I'm about to ruin his day by washing his face and changing his clothes.

Happy Friday!

2,070 posted on 02/10/2006 4:34:54 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)

Good morning Tax-Chick!!

I'm about to ruin his day by washing his face and changing his clothes.

ROFL!!! I do that on a regular basis to Mini GiggleLips. At 15 months he still hates it! LOL

Hope everyone here's having a great day!! *HUGS* to you all!!

2,071 posted on 02/10/2006 6:48:38 AM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)

Hugs back! The clothes change was horrible, of course, but at least it's over for the day, unless he spits a lot.

2,072 posted on 02/10/2006 6:59:46 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)

Awww!! The little ones are sooooo sweet whent hey're mad, aren't they?? LOL

2,073 posted on 02/10/2006 7:00:33 AM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)

Yeah. When our two-year-old pitches a snit, we all stand around and laugh until he gives up and leaves.

2,074 posted on 02/10/2006 7:01:50 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)

And a good morning to you all...

Popping in and out. Think I'll go do some work at the library today. But I did want to say hi!

2,075 posted on 02/10/2006 7:04:01 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

Hi! I just renewed my library books for another three weeks. My husband took the kids to the library sometime after the baby was born, so theirs aren't overdue, but mine were almost out of time.

2,076 posted on 02/10/2006 7:05:47 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)

I work at a technical library. I'll probably be cataloging serials of some strange type, that have messy records that have to be cleaned up because they came from another library that used a slightly different protocol for the MARC records.

Work that certainly will distract me from a stuffy nose...

2,077 posted on 02/10/2006 7:12:10 AM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

Oh, that sounds fun! (ahem ...).

I used to do a temp job every year, converting foreign currencies to dollars for a tax lawyer. I had to look up the exchange rates on the microfilm of the "Wall Street Journal" on the date of every stock transaction the customers made during the year. I'd work about a week at it, 8 hours a day, and end up with $500 or so.

Now it could all be found on the Internet, but this was in the early 90's.

2,078 posted on 02/10/2006 7:16:10 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)

Morning. I think I'm here. Not too sure, but one never knows...I may be here just because I usually am.
On the other hand, the migraine may have its way with me.

2,079 posted on 02/10/2006 7:17:24 AM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

2,080 posted on 02/10/2006 7:18:03 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)

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