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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[DarkshadowNY]

no no the deer was just a bonus, poor thing was stuck under the car when all was said and done. ofcourse I put it out of my misery

[Darksheare]

What's the old statement..?
"Only you.."
*chuckle*

[NicknamedBob]

"ofcourse I put it out of my misery"

With that tool you keep conveniently located for dealing with nuts.

[Darksheare]

And now I'm hearing the song "Schizm" by Tool.
"I know the pieces fit, I watched them fall away."

*groan*
Bro, this is your fault this time.

[DarkshadowNY]

yes and it was easy to find since most of the contents of the car were convieniently spread out on the road....I had alot of choices but the metal bar made just right for nuts worked just fine....*blink, blink*

[NicknamedBob]

You are a very fortunate fellow. I've seen the pictures.

It brings to mind the phrase by Einstein, "God does not play dice with the Universe."

I would agree with that, but I have no plans at all to challenge God on the pool table. I know He can do the fanciest trick shots you can imagine!

[DarkshadowNY]

this is true...I don't like testing out the laws of gravity and or even seeing how close I can get before it's to close.


on the lighter side the best part was reaching out of my window to get my cell phone...it was simple I was upside down and thought " um I need to make a phone call" and reached out of the car and made the appropriate calls while hanging upside down...the real kicker was once I freed myself and stood up I had no signal on the phone...go figure.

[NicknamedBob]

"?won em ereh uoy naC"

[DarkshadowNY]

.sey

[DarkshadowNY]

for youe info the pieces didn't fall away they flew...there is a difference. trust me

[Darksheare]

LOL.

Well, I was listening to the song when I typed that anyway..

[Darksheare]

Got into it with a Muzzy troll earlier.
They insisted that the Quran didn't say to slay the unbelievers.

He really didn't like me finding and quoting the exact Sura for him.
He then tried saying it was 'taken out of context'.
Which is an interesting premise because a good portion of Sura passages have absolutely nothing to do with the ones on either side.

Well, he got the zot and all posts removed.
Probably because he's thesame Muzzy troll we've been seeing for the past several months.

[DarkshadowNY]

I always miss them...I'll get my chance

[TheBrotherhood]

Whatsamara?

[Darksheare]

Eventually.

Heck, a Holocaust denier named precedence claimed that the gas chambers at Auschwitz were a hoax.
He got teh zot, of course, and I found the original plans online for the supposed hoax gas chambers.
Plans dated September 1941 by J.A. Topf.
So he comes back this morning as "antecedence" and posts a link to a site purporting to 'prove' that the gas chambers never existed.
This after my having found the original blueprints.

[DarkshadowNY]

duh blue prints are hard to put aside considering the blueprints match what is still on site a bit crumbled but still there.

[Darksheare]

Well, the retreating German army tried to blow up everything.
But being they had a fascination for meticulous record keeping, the blueprints were easily found.
And even from what was left after they tried to destroy it, it was obvious what was going on.
Heck, the guys 'guarding' the place even kept diaries about what was going on.

[DarkshadowNY]

hm let me right this and tell on myself

[NicknamedBob]

One finds the same disturbing tendency to document the evidence of incredible savagery among the Cambodians of the Pol Pot nightmare also.

As if a defense mechanism against insanity is to escape into minutia.

[Darksheare]

Yes.
That does seem to be the weight and way of it.