A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

That is true.
And the paperwork itself would be a form of torment all on its own.

Currently I'm goofing off...
*chuckle*

But I listen when I get the chance.

1,284 posted on 02/05/2006 4:19:30 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

"In order to more fully serve you, you must fill out all the answers in this questionairre.."

1,286 posted on 02/05/2006 4:33:01 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

"To ensure the best possible service, you must fill out these forms and return them to us no later than [date, three days ago. Postmark is yesterday.]"

There is this form you can get...

They... have to fill it out.

PUBLIC SERVANT'S QUESTIONNAIRE

This link is not well formatted, but you get the idea.

*Pulls out hair* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1,289 posted on 02/05/2006 4:38:03 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

Heh heh heh.

I have seen some interesting paperwork in my short time on this planet.

1,291 posted on 02/05/2006 4:39:53 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

1,292 posted on 02/05/2006 4:41:25 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

"Sign papers in triplicate.:

Okay, that done they promptly lose both of their copies, leaving your copy the only one left.
And even if you wave it in their face, they go "But OUR paperwork isn't showing that!"

The following questions are based upon the CANADIAN CHARTER OF RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS and are necessary in order that this individual may make a reasonable determination concerning divulgence if information to this agency.

I know this is English because I recognize some of the words but I will be hanged if I can make heads or tails of it.

Maybe if I stood on my head....

1,294 posted on 02/05/2006 4:44:47 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.)

This is true - local government employees were opening a new water supply in my area,

it took ten of them to open an envelope!!!

1,295 posted on 02/05/2006 4:46:32 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

Dystopia, thy name is bureacracy with bad adminstrators...

Which brings up an interesting thing:

What happens when you have a problem with agency where the experienced upper levels who knew all the answers about what to do in unusual circumstances are forced out by early retirement for cost saving reasons, the bottom is contracted out and don't know up from down, and the middle who were not being geared to leadership roles because they are mostly midlevel types to begin with, is all that is left?

Have fun. This is what it's like in most Fed agencies any more...

1,296 posted on 02/05/2006 4:50:40 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

It means they can't ask you any question they are not willing to answer themselves, and we all have a right to the privacy of the person.

At least thats how I'll look at it until some judge tells me otherwise.

:-D

Ah yes, bureaucracy!
Ten to open one envelope, five to answer one phone, twenty phones total.
And overtime pay after 3 P.M.

1,300 posted on 02/05/2006 4:54:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

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