A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

1,181 posted on 02/05/2006 11:56:47 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

One of the reasons our shooting range has a policy of keeping weapons pointed downward.

1,182 posted on 02/05/2006 11:59:14 AM PST by NicknamedBob (And then I sat down and I wrote this report, ‘cause I knew that you’d want all the facts.)

1,185 posted on 02/05/2006 12:15:55 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)

1,186 posted on 02/05/2006 12:16:36 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)

1,187 posted on 02/05/2006 12:26:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

1,188 posted on 02/05/2006 12:27:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

1,189 posted on 02/05/2006 12:31:58 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)

1,190 posted on 02/05/2006 12:32:51 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

1,191 posted on 02/05/2006 12:33:53 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

Hope you feel better.

I have had the damn flu off and on as I cannot stay away from work long enough to get over it.

Sux.

Get well!

1,192 posted on 02/05/2006 12:34:33 PM PST by Eaker (My Wife Rocks! - Islam is the cancer, the US Military and Militia is the answer!)

You have been abducted into, er.. ah.. umm.., inducted into the rolls of troll pavers!
Welcome!

well... the entire enclosure is a bowl, so...

fire parallel to the axis of rotation ("cross-spin") from point A to point B, with points A and B having the same elevation from the distal quadrant of the bowl, and points A and B being located deep in the bowl, and there should be no problem at all - the arrow trajectories will be a little flatter than on Earth, but no big deal.

bear in mind that the bowl is two miles in diameter, and the longest practical archery target range is a mere 100 yards...

1,194 posted on 02/05/2006 12:36:59 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

I was under the impression I was on the mend, until just now...

I swear, if I saw THAT come out of a dog, I'd be thinking Parvo.

1,195 posted on 02/05/2006 12:38:13 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

1,196 posted on 02/05/2006 12:38:57 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

You have been abducted into, er.. ah.. umm.., inducted into the rolls of troll pavers!

I just realized 'inducted' is a euphemism!!!

1,197 posted on 02/05/2006 12:40:16 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

so am I - this came on like the Mob. had the unusual experience, from 1030-1100pm last night, of feeling the worst point of the illness break and ebb. been feeling gradually bettewr since (aside from the nasty "potty emergency" of ten minutes ago)

1,198 posted on 02/05/2006 12:40:46 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

1,200 posted on 02/05/2006 12:41:42 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

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