A special message from the Department of Troll Control, come and get it!

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

Who are you?

I think I'm a lot of fun and not very predictable!

;o]

I think I'm a lot of fun and not very predictable!

We decided to take a few polls, to see if Americans agree. Our first poll, consisting of 430 random Americans, asked the question, "Is Monkey Face 'fun?'" Forty-five percent said "yes," thirty-one said "no," and twenty-two percent said "not sure."

The second question, "Is Monkey Face predictable," yielded much different results. Out of 771 participants, thirty percent said "yes," fifty-six said "no," and the remaining 13 percent (+/-2%) said that they wanted ice cream.

Our last poll asked people (1,331) if they thought that Monkey Face should "finance a chain of emu farms." A staggering eighty-nine percent said "yes," seven percent said "no," and the remainder said that relations between monkeys and emus are simply "not natural."

"In your DREAMS!"

Okay, I didn't know that you were going to say that. What do you know about my dreams? Have you been peeking?

If I said, "The writing is on the wall," what would that suggest to you?

If I said, (in an Oracle voice) "Thar it is! Now I see it!" what would be your reaction?

If I said, "Ruby? Are you there?" Where would I be?

(I'm not saying I was "there,"...just giving you food for thought.)

a) That you have a poem or two of mine on your wall.

b) I'm not sure. I don't recognize this one.

c) On an unspecified island, possibly in or near the Caribbean.

Of course, you haven't seen all of them yet! For instance ...

Dawn was holding the top of her head. Tawney reached up. Along the sides of her head the smooth fur continued, and at the very top, graceful arches of soft fur-covered flesh were her new ears. She stared at Dawn, who had been transformed in exactly the same way.

Dawn climbed out of the bed, leaving the fresh apple where it lay. Her tail twitched and flicked around nervously.

Tawney looked behind her. As if in mute inquiry, her own tail lifted up to the level of her face, and then flicked downward again.

a) Correct
b) "Oracle" Jones, in "Halleluia Trail" seeing visions when plied with liquor, which was soon to be in short supply in the mountains of Colorado...
c) Correct *checking book* Yes. Correct.

Er...it's been a while since Tawny's tail "flicked."

That's at the end of chapter four. (Book number five)

I'm up to chapter twelve, with perhaps another half-dozen or more to write.

Less than a hundred words, out of about thirty thousand so far.

It's a fun story. I'm trying to keep it that way.

Um...my pleasure! I mean, you write, I enjoy. We're both happy!

(I have the heart of a poet, but you have all the words I need in the right order.)

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