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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I am selective about recycling, I only recycle something if I want it!!

[NicknamedBob]

Not too strenuous, not particularly stimulating. Too time-consuming.

Of course, if it were fun, they wouldn't have to pay us.

[Monkey Face]

Is this the "new" job?

[NicknamedBob]

No. I'm still waiting to hear about that. I called Monday and was told the results are still pending.

I think this is one of those places where you have to die before they can fire you, so perhaps they are wise to be cautious.

Or maybe they're just slow.

[Monkey Face]

Yah...attrition will out.

[NicknamedBob]

Yep. Waiting until all of the applicants find other jobs saves them the trouble of turning anyone down.

[Monkey Face]

True.

We have had some nasty accidents because of the wind, today. Two people killed and 14 injured...blowing dust and high speeds.

[NicknamedBob]

I spent three years in El Paso. I saw quite a lot of real estate moving around.

I also experienced the "The streets are our storm drains" phenomenon.

[Monkey Face]

I drove a 17' moving truck through El Paso during a dust storm...I was awfully lucky that nothing happened to me. Especially when I saw people losing control all around me.

Most desert communities have a problem with storm drains and washes and stupid drivers.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I better go, I think there is thunder around, goodnight!!

[Monkey Face]

'Night, Irish!

[sionnsar]

'Night, IT!

Evening, 'Face! How are you?

[NicknamedBob]

It got a little quiet, so I decided to organize my poems, preparatory to publishing them.

There must be some kinda order I can put them in.

[tuliptree76]

I decided to go do some more work for a while.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Sadly, yes.

And not just Mariah with a hobo, but Mariah in an expensive dress and shiny teeth with a hobo...

[TheBrotherhood]

Many a poor husband was once a rich bachelor.

[NicknamedBob]

I find it works best to use < center >< img src=" and so forth " width=400 > < /center > as above with http://nosamieslesstars.com/images/mariah-homeless.jpg in place of the "and so forth."

Putting the width command at the end is simpler syntax, and is easy to modify.

Essentially, it looks like this:

<center><img src="http://nosamieslesstars.com/images/mariah-homeless.jpg" width=400></center>

[TheBrotherhood]

Some girls are hard to please. If you don't give them the world, they'll give you the gate.

I ain't no stingy - just frivolous.

[TheBrotherhood]

>>"I bought a digital camera and electric screwdriver recently..."

>Er...so you can watch yourself work?

LOL!

That's a great one and worth saving.

Thanks for the laugh, 'Face, and how are you?

[rzeznikj at stout]

Thanx!

I took HTML a couple of years ago while in high school. As of right now, FR's the only major place I'm still using it--so I'm quite rusty ;)