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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[tuliptree76]

When others say I "need" a man, my usual response is, "Okay - find one for me."

No one has helped me out so far. LOL!

[AmishDude]

You don't burn with passion? ;-)

I burn with lighter fluid.

[fanfan]

Those are just jealous married people.

[AmishDude]

When others say I "need" a man, my usual response is, "Okay - find one for me."

I'm not making that mistake again. I found out the hard way that the box needs air holes.

[AmishDude]

Those are just jealous married people.

Misery loves company.

[tuliptree76]

You can't just be in a relationship. It isn't a bus, it's more of a two-person bicycle. Sure, you might not steer all the time, but you're closer to the picnic basket strapped on the back.

That's fine for some people. I like steering myself.

[AmishDude]

But if you don't steer, then you can be the lazy one who sits in the back seat and doesn't pedal.

And steals all the food in the basket.

[fanfan]

Toto is in that basket.

[sionnsar]

I'm generally okay with 8 hour changes, but this is 13-1/2... (or 10-1/2, depending on how you look at it). We will see.

[tuliptree76]

Some people prefer to be lazy. I prefer to steer.

[AmishDude]

Toto is in that basket.

My ex- really wanted that dog. Kept calling it the girl's "little dog".

[Das Outsider]

So...Anyone seen anything undead lately?

Sorry, but that's the best opening line I can come up with right now. ;)

[fanfan]

Sometimes it seems hard to jump in. I know what you mean.

So how the heck are you ?

LTNS!

[AmishDude]

"I blessed the rains down in Africa..."

[fanfan]

Kept calling it the girl's "little dog".

That is what the Witch called Toto....."THAT Little dog...."

Any resemblance?

[AmishDude]

You're a quick one. ;)

[EsmeraldaA]

Better that way, trust me! ;-)

[tuliptree76]

Hi Das. :-)

[EsmeraldaA]

You are probably right.

The people with the advice and the wishes are always married. hehehe

[fanfan]

I guess the only thing you can do is sleep as much as possible until your body adjusts.

When that's done, you can come home.


;-)