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Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

LOOK! Heart-shaped flowers!
OK...maybe not, but that's what they look like to me!
Thanks!

3,301 posted on 02/14/2006 2:17:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

3,302 posted on 02/14/2006 2:17:39 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

3,303 posted on 02/14/2006 2:18:28 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

52 right now (4pm CST) at UW-Waukesha, I should be outside...

Forecast says snow on Thurs and a high of 9 by Saturday--Unnngh!

3,304 posted on 02/14/2006 2:18:55 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (This is a darkroom. Keep the door closed or you'll let all the dark out...)

he's pretty much in the outback, with wood heat, only generator power. Has to keep a dog team, a boat, as well as a car handy. His wife is a vet tech for the Iditirod...(I probably misspelled that.)

He likes to go on a late winter outback hunting expedition with his dogs..one day I am afraid he won't come back.

He also runs a tourist fishing boat during the salmon run.

He also keeps high powered guns by every door just in case when "Old Ephraim" gets too close and frisky. (for those not in the know, he's talking about grizzley bears).

3,305 posted on 02/14/2006 2:19:05 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

*pokes eyes out*

But seriously, I gotta do some V-Day shopping or I'm in the dog house.

3,307 posted on 02/14/2006 2:21:01 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

I wouldn't worry about your friend. If he's been in the outback for any length of time (and it sounds like he has) it would take an act of sheer stupidity on his part to be done in by anything but natural causes.

I recall seeing a bear on our front porch when we lived there. That was..."interesting."

3,308 posted on 02/14/2006 2:22:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

3,310 posted on 02/14/2006 2:22:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

3,312 posted on 02/14/2006 2:24:35 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

3,313 posted on 02/14/2006 2:25:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

3,314 posted on 02/14/2006 2:25:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?)

3,315 posted on 02/14/2006 2:26:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

He goes out by himself when it's very cold...I know he knows what to do, he's a reenactor who does a lot of it the old way, and has for years, but it just takes one stupid mistake.

And he was raised in New Orleans!

3,317 posted on 02/14/2006 2:27:48 PM PST by Knitting A Conundrum (Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)

3,318 posted on 02/14/2006 2:28:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)

...Prude Ranch Texas Star Party.

LOL.

What an odd-but charming-story.

3,319 posted on 02/14/2006 2:32:50 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")

Really?

I'll have to read it, then!

^_^

3,320 posted on 02/14/2006 2:34:42 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")

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