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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[MNJohnnie]

Now THIS is funny! Talk to you later. Warp speed today!

Office of the Vice President

Feb 12, 2005

Dear Mr. Howard Dean,

Hope these lines find you fine. Due to our continuing effort to sponsor growth and bipartisanship in Washington, I would like to personally invite you to go bird hunting with me.

Please RSVP at your convenience.

Sincerely, Dick Cheney

55 posted on 02/12/2006 1:47:10 PM PST by kjam22 Yes, it is made up but we all wish he would do it.

[fanfan]

ROFLOL!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Yes, I did think that was funny.

[Monkey Face]

LOTS of "no rain!"

[fanfan]

You mean it's not real?

:-(

[Monkey Face]

Yepper! I've gotten a couple of emails along those lines, and I sure wish I could post them without being flamed or banned...:o]

[Irish_Thatcherite]

What's not real?

[fanfan]

The invitation for hunting.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Oh... I dunno, maybe.

[fanfan]

We cleaned the fridge today!

:-)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Cheney thread now at 500 posts;

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1577163/posts?q=1&&page=500#500

[Irish_Thatcherite]

We cleaned the fridge today!

I do that every day!!

[fanfan]

Why?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I get hungry!!

[Monkey Face]

Er....

I don't dare clean mine. There may be something in there that is better left...undisturbed...

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I don't dare clean mine. There may be something in there that is better left...undisturbed...

Yeah, it's like things under the bed....

[fanfan]

I meant we cleaned the fridge it self, not the food.

With two kids the food doesn't last very long.

Face, I know what you mean, we had to pull the fridge out to get all the drawers and parts out, and were forced to look at the space that is normally under the fridge.

One job always leads to the next, which leads to the next....

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I meant we cleaned the fridge it self, not the food.

I like leaving that part to the cloth!

[fanfan]

My last post was to you too!