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[dhls]

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.

[NicknamedBob]

"... the eyes are the window of the soul, but the knees are the linchpin of the body."

When I push open a door by backing into it, I tell people that I am utilizing my "Most Fundamental Attribute."

[Darksheare]

I lost that somewhere awhile ago.

[fanfan]

But APRIL and MAY are very nice.....

Do you garden?

[Monkey Face]

Er...you're obviously not Native American...

[Monkey Face]

So YOU say!

[fanfan]

That link could be the definition of 'too much information'.

:-)

[EsmeraldaA]

Nope.

I kill everything green....;-)

[fanfan]

Yes, the eyes are the window of the soul, but the knees are the linchpin of the body.

Please don't mention this with in earshot of my knees. ;-)

[fanfan]

Me neither. :-)

What do you mean?

[NicknamedBob]

That link could be the definition of 'too much information'.

Nah. Clicking on my name to go to my bio page is the true definition of 'too much information.'

[fanfan]

Do you use a snow blower, or a shovel when you need to dig yourself out?

[Monkey Face]

Bob: When I push open a door by backing into it, I tell people that I am utilizing my "Most Fundamental Attribute."

Me: Er...you're obviously not Native American...

Most Southwest tribes of Native Americans have no butts...including me...it's Pancake Butt Syndrome...

[fanfan]

Nah. Clicking on my name to go to my bio page is the true definition of 'too much information.'

I know,

That's why I stopped doing it.

*ducking*

[Monkey Face]

Yah...my bio page has the same problem: Enter if you dare!
LOL!

[Darksheare]

That works.

[NicknamedBob]

"Do you use a snow blower, or a shovel when you need to dig yourself out?"

No. I just claim that I was misquoted, or taken out of context.

[Darksheare]

*sigh*

Yeah, it is probably wise not to believe that one.

[Monkey Face]

Maybe someone else believes it, but you're my Heart...I know you...;o]

[Darksheare]

Okers.
I won't.
I promise.

[NicknamedBob]

Oooo-kayyy...

So what attribute then becomes even more fundamental that that one?


Oh, wait ... I know the answer. Forgot who I was talking to for a moment...