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Department of Troll Control | Another Ignorant Troll

Posted on 01/12/2006 8:39:35 AM PST by dhls

Fellow Americans, there comes a time every mans life when we must give up ourselves before we are worthy to recieve. There comes a time in this war on terror when in order to protect liberty, we have to give it up in the mean time for safty. That's right folks. Today, Americans have forsaken the creator for the creation and have decided that they would value our "civil liberties" than protecting western civilization and rich white people from the tender mercies of radical Islamic terrorists. Selfish liberals insist and whine that Bush has no right to spy on Americans and ban certain undesirables from using our airlines. They demand the right to criticize and blaspheeme the name of our supreme commander and cheef George W Bush while forcing multiculturalism down our throats and praising Bill Clinton. We all know however that it's totally Clintons fult for everything bad in america. Now we are at war and we must make a decision. support the safty of America and defeat terrorists, or support civil liberties and give victory to the enemy. Its all because of Bill Clinton and civil liberties that we are in this war so it is only fair that we give it up. no one said life was supposed to be fair you liberal crybabys. Dont give me that rubbish about equality and diversity. WE ARE AT WAR! If your not for Bush and against civil liberties your a terrorist! Your probably even a Communist and should be detained. Therefore fellow Americans we must throw all of our trust and resources behind George W Bush and behind this war with no ifs ands or buts. Be sure to report any and all detractors and freedom supporters to your local military and never question. Bush knows what hes doing and we will win this war once and for all. Thank you and May God bless America.


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To: NicknamedBob

too much thermal retention in a full-body suit for active use anywhere outside of the arctic.

I've been mulling this since 1992.
I'll let you see what I have anon.


5,221 posted on 02/21/2006 8:40:21 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

When do they ever?


5,222 posted on 02/21/2006 8:40:49 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
"What are you and Prout up to?"

One never knows where such idle speculation may lead.

"If one wanted to send Knights in Shining Armor out to do battle with each other using battle axes and broadswords, I'd hope the operators are safely enclosed in the tele-operator's booth rather than inside the doomed gladiators out in the arena."
I'm getting a glimmer of a potential entertainment possibility here.
5,223 posted on 02/21/2006 8:44:44 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Boys. Toys. *deep sigh*


5,224 posted on 02/21/2006 8:52:35 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

palindrome?


5,225 posted on 02/21/2006 8:53:09 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Dead Corpse
*sing-songy voice* Oh, DEEEEE-CEEE-eeee?! Can I have something yummy as a reward for bagging another palindrome? Huh? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

;)

5,226 posted on 02/21/2006 8:56:50 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Great story, and a fine piece of writing!


5,227 posted on 02/21/2006 9:06:14 AM PST by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: FriendDownUnder

Thou posteth at odd hours : )


5,228 posted on 02/21/2006 9:39:23 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Alice au Wonderland

ROTF!


5,229 posted on 02/21/2006 9:40:32 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: King Prout

Ah, most noble King! You have blessed us with an appearance today.


5,230 posted on 02/21/2006 9:42:41 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker; King Prout
"I'm getting a glimmer of a potential entertainment possibility here."

You might want to review this thought ...

Post number 5223

5,231 posted on 02/21/2006 9:53:07 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Great story - I believe I raised the "pet bat" issue when the thing originally appeared.

You can get a kit for a bat house at the hardware store or Hobby Lobby!


5,232 posted on 02/21/2006 9:54:14 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I must add that our local equivalents of Primus and Secundus would be washing dishes, scrubbing toilets, and making their siblings' beds for a couple of weeks, as penance for Bearing False Witness. Very unScoutly behavior, that.


5,233 posted on 02/21/2006 10:09:39 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
palindrome?

Tulsa night life - filth, gin, a slut!

5,234 posted on 02/21/2006 10:11:54 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Tax-chick; Alice au Wonderland
When young Daniel and his girlfriend Pamela got into a tussle, they ended up breaking the small sapling that had been recently planted.

The family newspaper headline read:

“War! Daniel, Pam, Level Maple in a Draw.”

5,235 posted on 02/21/2006 10:29:21 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Interesting relationship ...


5,236 posted on 02/21/2006 10:39:09 AM PST by Tax-chick (My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
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To: Tax-chick

Tell Vlad to watch out for girls named Pamela.


5,237 posted on 02/21/2006 10:40:41 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Islamists say we shouldn't make a mockery of religion -- funny, that's the problem I have with them!)
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To: facedown

Thank you!

How are you doing?

I was unable to take the firearms class in January, but the one in June/July looks perfect, so I'm saving up my sheckels.


5,238 posted on 02/21/2006 11:07:59 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Tax-chick; facedown; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; King Prout; Kindly Old Doc Tsu; All
I have already issued the first of several punishments.

Apparently, my instructions regarding the bat compositions were "suspiciously vague".

*looking about innocently, whistling a nameless tune, buffing my nails*

I expected compositions that started with the specific event and which added general facts gleaned from their readings after the fact. I received, instead, one factual report and one story (replete with examples of finger pointing), from each of the penitents.

How unfortunate for them that Prof. Alice is their mother! I shall enjoy nailing them repeatedly on rewrites. (Compositions are re-written until they are perfect in all respects with regards to Grammar, Spelling, Punctuation, Penmanship, etc.)

As the composition is something that they are required to do, it takes precedence over any and all other activities that they want to do. There will be very little joy in Mudville for Primus and Secundus until the compositions meet my standards of perfection.

I am, however, intrigued by your suggestion of a proper penance. They already do chores around the house, including washing dishes and other grubby housework, so the penance would need to be modified. Still, the idea has tremendous appeal.

TC, I would love to consult with you further about how you discipline your children. I think I've run out of effective ideas. Would you please FReep me when you have a moment?

5,239 posted on 02/21/2006 11:35:36 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Tax-chick
Tulsa night life - filth, gin, a slut!

LOVE it!

5,240 posted on 02/21/2006 11:37:17 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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