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With all the joy and drama of those tumultuous days last November, somehow this little song parody of Gordon Lightfoot's 1970s hit "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" escaped my attention but it deserves a look-see. FReepers will no doubt understand the lyrics. The sound and video quality are a bit subpar but, lyrically, it's a solid work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOwSaSl_PGk#t=378.67102 Enjoy!

Song performed by FReeper bluecollarman --- MUSLIMS IN LONDON

One year ago today, Rod Blagojevich became the first sitting Illinois governor to be impeached and booted out of office by a 59-0 vote of the Illinois Senate in Springfield. Now, the 53-year-old Democrat and his lawyers are waiting for the next shoe to drop in legal wranglings related to allegations that he attempted to sell the Illinois senate seat once held by Barack Obama.According to the Chicago Tribune, federal prosecutors said Wednesday that a revised indictment against Blagojevich should be returned by late next week. That news prompted me to write a parody based on the 1980 song, "Reunited,"...

To tune of When I'm Sixty Four/Beatles Barack Obama he's such a dope Running for the Pres Said that he's campaigned in 57 states Chose Joe Biden, thinks that he's great! Media loves him, wants him to win Olby is a fan Don't wanna meet him--can we defeat him? I think, YES WE CAN! (other song parodies of your own welcomed!)

Sung to the tune of "Black Velvet", by Alannah Myles Dedicated to B. HUSSEIN Obama

Those al-Qaeda Bums My Favorite Things – Music and Lyrics by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein Parody and Copyright by BrotherPalm and LonePalm Osama Bin Laden and his stooge al-Zarqawi, I wish we could catch them and make them feel sorry Beat on their heads like we're beating on drums. That's what I wish for those al-Qaeda bums! They sit in their caves as they plot how to hurt us. Give 'em a sex change and dress them in Burkhas. Let them both feel what their own women feel. That's what I wish for those al-Qaeda heels! Old smelly underwear...

DeLayWords and music to “Today” by Randy Sparks Parody and Copyright by LonePalm DeLay, while he’s gone, still makes liberals whine He took their big issue, now they sit and pine. A million elections must all pass away; Ere they get back all the power we have, today. We nailed Zarqawi, and we’ll get Bin Laden. You’ll know when we come by the bombs that we bring We’ll stand o’er their bodies, we’ll wrap them in pig skin, Who cares what their jihad shall bring? DeLay, while he’s gone, still makes liberals whine. He took their big issue, now they...

Well we've got a big barrel of money... We may look angry and funny... But we're travelin' on... Singing our song... Side by side. Through all kinds of weather... What if the polls should fall? As long as we're together, It doesn't matter at all. So we got a huge barrel of money... I'm stupid , she's DUmmy... But we're travelin' on... Singing our song... Side by side. Through all kinds of weather... Drought, flood, rain and snow, We count our money together... So it just don't matter at all... Oh we got a big barrel of money... We may...

Parody: George M.Cohan's "Yankee Doodle Dandy" Massachusetts Liberal I'm a Massachusetts Liberal,as far-far Left as I can be The four months that I spent in Viet Nam,has made a Red out of me I have a radical agenda,you must believe the DNC I'll take your money and your guns,destroy your Military, And outdo both Bill and Hillary.

Sung to the tune of the "Addams Family" themeHe’s cranky and he’s moody, Smug, arrogant and snooty Reporting now for duty The Kerry nominee His houses are expensive His pedigree extensive He really is offensive The Kerry nominee (Neat) (Elite) (Conceit) So put your campaign face on A Swift boat you can float on We’re gonna nail that moron    The Kerry nominee

(With apoligies to Frankie Valli...) You're just too good to be true can't take my paws off of you you are like heaven to touch I wanna hold you so much at long last love has arrived and I thank God I'm alive you're just too good to be true can't take my paws off of you Pardon the way that I stare there's nothing else to compare the touch of you leaves me weak there are no words left to speak but if you feel like I feel please let me know that it's real you're just too good...

MIDI - PEOPLE People…stinking leftist people The most dangerous people in the world They’re airheads…hypocrites and airheads From inside their limousine They say to us "Go green" Wasting gas…their head is in their *** People…disgusting leftist people The most dangerous people in the world They want power…what they’re about is power For you, the rules they will make From them there is no escape You’re just supposed to take All the…B.S. from these leftist people Lying leftist people The most dangerous people in the world People…evil leftist people The most dangerous people in the world The Gipper…they hated The...

Streisand's Election Version of 'People' Fri Jun 25, 4:02 AM ET By The Associated Press Barbra Streisand sang a special 2004 election version of her hit "People" at a Thursday night fund-raising concert for Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (news - web sites). Here are the lyrics: People I mean G-O-People Who'd believe there's such people in the world Bush sees a Lotta Condoleeza They're dividing the planet's oil According to Richard "Poil" And they're all just trainees Of Cheney's Now Rumsfeld We must get rid of Rumsfeld He's the spookiest person in the world As for Powell He's neither...

Be A Pest©Be Our Guest -- Words and music by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman Parody and copyright by LonePalm [Democrat Convention Spokesman, Gloomiere:] [Spoken and sung in a bad French accent.]Mon cher J. F’n Kerry, it is with deepest regret And greatest reluctance that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull out our hair as the convention loudly presents - your nomination! [Gloomiere:]Be a pest Be a pest Put their patience to the test Tie a noose round your neck, Kerry And Rove will do the rest Flap du jour, gripe and...

Hey Dean!Hey Jude by Lennon and McCartney Parody by LonePalm Hey, Dean, don't be so mad. Take a slim chance and make it slimmer. Remember to speak out loud from your heart, Then you can start to make it slimmer. Hey, Dean, don't be afraid. You were made to run against Dubya. The minute you let him under your skin, Then you begin to make it slimmer. And any time you feel the pain, hey, Dean, refrain Please carry the Dems upon your coattails. Well don't you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool, You’re making the Dems...

MIDI - BEAT IT You are a leftist stooge and Hollywood ho Each time you spoke, disdain for you was sure to grow We've cooked a tasty dish and it's time to have some crow Time to eat it…time to eat it Our president you thought that you could attack You thought that you had known it all about Iraq But what you did to troops was a knife right in their back So eat it…we have cooked it for you Just eat it, eat it…you're side's utterly defeated You and Mike Farrell…Martin Sheen, too You're always wrong…whatever you...

Revolution Dedicated to the Axis of Weasels and the UN: You say you'll kill the resolution Well, you know You just think you run the world. You say you've got your own solution Well, you know The UN won't run the world. 'Cause when you practice your obstruction Don't you know that you'll be counted out? Don't you know you're gonna be Ignored Ignored Ignored. Inspections, they're just an illusion Yes, we know You all sleep in Saddam's bed. If that's your only contribution Well, you know Y'all can go pound sand instead. And if you want money for people...

Click here for midi (intro) Thank Heaven for little Gauls For little Gauls surrender every day! Thank Heaven for little Gauls They give up in that quaint Old Europe way! Those little frogs so gutless and a-squealing One day will crash when we expose what they're concealing. Thank Heaven for little Gauls Thank Heaven for them all No matter where, no matter who Without them, what would dictators do? Thank Heaven... Thank Heaven... Thank Heaven for little Gauls! (instrumental break) Thank Heaven for little Gauls Their prissy lies grow bigger every day! Thank Heaven for little Gauls But hissy fits...

MIDI - STAYIN' ALIVE - scroll to bottom of right column Well, you can tell by the way he lies, I guess He's the worst we've had…a POS He loves cigars and intern cows He sent kneepads to the gang from NOW But he will not leave…just won't leave Because he still wants to deceive You'd think he was 10 years of age He just cannot get off the stage Now he's getting softballs…we're expecting all the softballs He's on Larry King Live…Larry King Live It is not surprising…no, it's really not surprising He's on Larry King Live…Larry King...

I don't seriously believe that dem centrist Harold Ford jr would switch. Nor do I think he's conservative. But there may be hope. Look at how Norm Coleman and even David Horowitz had their awakenings. I hope that Mr. Ford reads JC Watts' book. Anyway... here is an excerpt of my song parody up to the harmonica instrumental. Suggest to play lefty Bob Dylan mp3 along with it: To the Tune of Mr. Tambourine Man, "Mr. Tennessee Man" Hey! Mr. Tennessee Man, they picked Pelosi Dems are creepy -n- there's a better place you can go to! Hey! Mr. Tennessee...