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Sing Along With Lurch
Vanity
| 10 Sep 04
| Chris Shugart
Posted on 09/10/2004 11:05:41 AM PDT by Chris_Shugart
Sung to the tune of the "Addams Family" theme
He’s cranky and he’s moody,
Smug, arrogant and snooty
Reporting now for duty
The Kerry nominee
His houses are expensive
His pedigree extensive
He really is offensive
The Kerry nominee
(Neat)
(Elite)
(Conceit)
So put your campaign face on
A Swift boat you can float on
We’re gonna nail that moron
The Kerry nominee
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: election2004; kerry; lurch; songparody
I'm assuming that a number of attempts have already been made on this. But what the heck here's another one. I may be exposing myself as someone with no life and nothing better to do, but something in my head just made me do it.
To: Chris_Shugart
Good work!
Last week a caller to Medved referred to the 2 Johns as Herman and Eddie Munster.
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posted on
09/10/2004 11:09:55 AM PDT
by
bankwalker
(Katie's legs are the reason God created the mute button.)
To: Chris_Shugart; doug from upland
LOL! Doug, you have competition.
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posted on
09/10/2004 11:19:18 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
This is America. Competition is good.
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posted on
09/10/2004 11:21:26 AM PDT
by
doug from upland
(Dan Rather is a journalist like Michael Moore is a pole vaulter.)
To: Chris_Shugart
I'll bring my keyboard to the next party for the president
event
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posted on
09/10/2004 11:28:53 AM PDT
by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the piece: seeBS -all your forgeries are belong to us)
To: Chris_Shugart
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posted on
09/10/2004 11:29:31 AM PDT
by
Arpege92
(We're here! We're Conservative! And we're in your face! - theDentist)
To: Chris_Shugart
Send this one to Paul Shanklin! I like it.
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