Thank Heaven for Little Gauls

3/10/03 | laz17

[laz17]

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(intro)

Thank Heaven for little Gauls
For little Gauls surrender every day!
Thank Heaven for little Gauls
They give up in that quaint Old Europe way!

Those little frogs so gutless and a-squealing
One day will crash when we expose what they're concealing.

Thank Heaven for little Gauls
Thank Heaven for them all
No matter where, no matter who
Without them, what would dictators do?

Thank Heaven...
Thank Heaven...
Thank Heaven for little Gauls!

(instrumental break)

Thank Heaven for little Gauls
Their prissy lies grow bigger every day!
Thank Heaven for little Gauls
But hissy fits won't help them get their way!

Those little frogs will start to get the feeling
Chirac will crash when we expose his dirty dealings.

Thank Heaven for little Gauls
Pretend men, with no b*lls
No honor there, no morals too
Without them, what will little Blix do?

Thank Heaven...
Thank Heaven...
Thank Heaven for little Gauls!

[laz17]

With apologies to Maurice Chevalier...

[HiTech RedNeck]

Hey you got competition!

[LonePalm]

Very Good,
I wish I had thought of it first.

Here is my little contribution, Green-eyed Saddam.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Pharmboy]

No need to apologize to that dead collaborator.