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Song Parody: Too Good to Be True - (Kerry-Edwards touchie-feelie)
Vanity Press | 7/31/2004 | Me

Posted on 07/31/2004 12:31:46 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa

(With apoligies to Frankie Valli...)

You're just too good to be true can't take my paws off of you you are like heaven to touch I wanna hold you so much at long last love has arrived and I thank God I'm alive you're just too good to be true can't take my paws off of you

Pardon the way that I stare there's nothing else to compare the touch of you leaves me weak there are no words left to speak but if you feel like I feel please let me know that it's real you're just too good to be true can't keep my paws off of you

chorus: I need you Johnny and if it's quite alright I need you J Johnny to warm the lonely nights I love you Johnny trust in me when I say:ok(its okaay) Oh pretty Johnny, don't let me down, I pray oh pretty Johnny, now that I've found you, stay and let me love you, o baby, let me love you, o Johnny

You're just too good to be true can't take my paws off of you you are like heaven to touch I wanna hold you so much at long last love has arrived and I thank God I'm alive you're just too good to be true can't take my paws off of you

chorus: I need you Johnny and if it's quite alright I need you Johnny to warm the lonely nights I love you Johnny, trust in me when I say its ok Oh pretty Johnny, don't let me down, I pray oh pretty Johnny, now that I've found you, stay and let me love you, o Johnny, let me love you, o Johnny

I need you Johnny and if it's quite alright I love you Johnny, you warm the lonely nights I need you Johnny, trust in me when I say its ok Oh, oh pretty Johnny, don't let me down, I pray oh pretty Johnny, now that I've found you, stay and let me love you...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: johnjohn; kerryedwards; songparody
I know, I'm no Doug from Upland...but I think this would make a good flash movie or something...all those stills & video of the two Johns getting all touch-happy.
1 posted on 07/31/2004 12:31:48 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa
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To: doug from upland

Not as good as one of yours...


2 posted on 07/31/2004 12:32:19 AM PDT by Keith in Iowa (Michael Moore has made "documentary" a 1-word oxymoron.)
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To: Keith in Iowa
Two silver spoons together, you and I.....

never mind

3 posted on 07/31/2004 12:34:12 AM PDT by GeronL (geocities.com/geronl is back)
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To: Keith in Iowa
It is indeed fitting for them. I'm disappointed that they weren't French kissing on stage.

Here's a few more for you:

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST

I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND

IN MY ROOM

4 posted on 07/31/2004 1:54:37 PM PDT by doug from upland
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