"Hey! Mr. Tennesse Man" - Song Parody - Ode to Harold Ford jr

Cerebrum | 11/15 | Myself

[New York Republican]

I don't seriously believe that dem centrist Harold Ford jr would switch. Nor do I think he's conservative. But there may be hope. Look at how Norm Coleman and even David Horowitz had their awakenings. I hope that Mr. Ford reads JC Watts' book. Anyway... here is an excerpt of my song parody up to the harmonica instrumental. Suggest to play lefty Bob Dylan mp3 along with it: To the Tune of Mr. Tambourine Man,

"Mr. Tennessee Man"

Hey! Mr. Tennessee Man, they picked Pelosi Dems are creepy -n- there's a better place you can go to! Hey! Mr. Tennessee Man, they picked Pelosi Jump over, and then a bright day could be following you...

Oh, I know of your old man, yeah he was a diehard Dem Brought up under him, Helped create and mold your stands, but we beseech thee. The irony amazes me; they branded you too weak! Your views, they do not seek All those sorry democrats devoid of new thoughts!

Hey! Mr. Tennessee Man jump over for me I'm not joking; there's a better place who'll welcome you Hey! Mr. Tennessee Man jump over for me In a paradoxic morning.... more'll come following you.

Grab yourself a book written, by one of your colleagues Preconception give the slip, open up your heart to grip, the wisdom written and, the clear vision that JC Watts conveys within. Are ya ready to open your mind, let leftist failed thoughts fade... The dawn of a new day! Cast your thoughtful mind this way, What color are Conservatives?

Hey! Mr. Tennessee Man, they picked Pelosi Dems are creepy -n- there's a better place you can go to! Hey! Mr. Tennessee Man, jump over for me In a paradoxic morning.....more'll come following you.

Oh you might hear Dems a spinning; thrashing madly, and on the run. Acting out because they're done! And no escaping what they've done. And but for the record, centrists, they aren't embracing...

And if you hear brave traces of reason in this rhyme, to your credit then in time, its just a concept to entwine, you might pay it serious mind. It's but a noble, and a worthy cause for embracing!

Hey! Mr. Tennessee Man jump over for me I'm not joking; there's a better place who'll welcome you Hey! Mr. Tennessee Man, they picked Pelosi Jump over, and then a bright day may be following you...

~ Harmonica Instrumental ~ -end of excerpt-

[GailA]

Having lived in JUNIOR's back yard for nearly 18 years I want it CLEARLY known he is NOT A CENTRIST, NOR A MODERATE, he is a LIBERAL SOCIALIST, GUN GRABBING, PRO-ABORTION, TAX AND SPENDER! From a long line of family CROOKED politicians starting with his Daddy harold Senior who is pulling JUNIOR's strings.. why do you think JUNIOR calls daddy 50 times a day?

[New York Republican]

So, he's a liberal.
So was Norm Coleman once. Horowitz was a radical leftist. Perhaps you do know more about Ford than I do and he's no doubt left of center. But compared to the likes of the loony left fringe Pelosi, he would be a moderate dem. He's young enough to have an epiphany and I hope he DOES read JC Watts' book.
Anyway - I couldn't let that song parody go to waste and it needed to break out of my cranium.

[New York Republican]

Quick question: When I post these lyrics from time to time I can almost never get the lines to format as they appear when I paste them. This website always runs the lines together. What is the secret? Anyone?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Unlike Coleman, Horowitz or Watts, Junior comes from a corrupt political machine that spawns most of Memphis politics (short of the Mayorship, controlled by another machine). There will be no "epiphany" or change of heart. Junior is borrowing a page from the playbook of the Black Memphian mayor "King Willie" Herenton to try and make nice with the white folk to build up your power structure (his daddy first tried that tact when they defeated the first (and last) Republican Congressman from Memphis in '74, but soon the facade came off that building and Ford, Senior railed against those "white devils" who opposed him). Senior realized that he was a liability (especially when his %'s started to erode against Black Republican opponents) so got out of the way and "willed" the seat to Junior who has a "moderate" demeanor. They have much higher hopes for Junior (a Senate seat or Governorship) so they can parlay their power structure statewide. Make no mistake, these are very cunning and dangerous individuals and must be stopped.

[bert]

Well, apparently he fooled you. New Yorkers seem to fall for tje liberal lies every time.

[bert]

...They have much higher hopes for Junior....

Fortunately, the future of left wing Tennessee political dynasties is not looking too good. Algore gave them a bad name.

[fieldmarshaldj]

We have enough problems with these creeps infesting the state GOP, and they helped elect my sleazy 'Rat ex-Mayor to the Governorship... They scored a nice victory... this time. :-(