Posted on 08/08/2008 3:55:38 AM PDT by CowDog
Sung to the tune of "Black Velvet", by Alannah Myles
Dedicated to B. HUSSEIN Obama
Environmental doom on the victrola up high.
Mamma’s dancing like an ordinary white woman.
The sun is setting but global warming is going to make you die.
This guy could sing as long as a teleprompter was in sight.
Always wanting more, he’ll leave you longing for your rights.
Change we can believe in, Chaves is just outside.
Change we can believe in, and that slow Politically Correct style.
A new religion that will bring you to your knees Convert infidel!, If you please.
Up on the Hill, half the population does not count now.
Clinging to religion and guns will surely drive you wild.
Mama’s baby is in the heart of every liberal.
Economic justice would leave moonbats cryin’ in the isles.
The way he moved, he’s so slick and cool.
Always wanting more, no flip flop could he abhor.
Change we can believe in, I see dead people in the crowd.
Change we can believe in “duh, aah”, but he’s so proud.
A new religion, Al Gore will prophesize.
Start walking! But I will fly.
Every word of every speech that he made was for you.
In a flash he’d screw his lines up so fast, what could he do?
(Guitar Solo with hum-along accompaniment by Sting, Bon Jovi,Barbra Streisand and a guest appearance by Nancy Pelosi)
Change we can believe in, I hope you’re really dumb.
Change we can believe in, you’ll be hoping when I’m done.
The Citizen of the World is standing ready at you side.
The New World Order is the prize, is the prize, is the prize.
zot fodder?
“Change we can believe in, I see dead people in the crowd.”
I’m not feeling real poetic, so...what “dead people in the crowd” do you see?
Zot fodder is my favorite movie of all time. Marlon Brando was brilliant. Zot fodder II was great as well, especially the flashbacks with Deniro as the young Zot fodder. No idea what Coppola was thinking about with Zot fodder III though.
GONG
Don’t think I have seen an “Entrance Opus” before...welcome, I don’t think you deserve anything close to a “Zot”. Provided you are not a “re-tread”.
It’d probably go over better if you actually got Alannah Myles to sing it for us. But Howdy-Doo anyhoo.
I believe it refers to the dead veterans Barack addressed at one of his primary rallies.
I think he means the dead vets Obama claimed to be speaking to in a speech he made to vets.
“Dead people”?
It might be the hysterical brainless OBAMA’s fans or the death which will result of the crimes and violences following OBAMA’s lunatic policies(nuclear IRAN...)
Obama adressed veterans as “our fallen soldiers”.
“No idea what Coppola was thinking about with Zot fodder III though.”
Zotta agree with you there.
I’m sensing goats fainting in the crowd.
What’s a re-tread?
Welcome but show yourself to be one of us not some RAT infiltrator or you'll be gone before you know what hit you. It's Friday.
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What kind of Pizza goes best with Black Velvet?
One that doesn't hurt coming up...
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