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DFU SONG: Beat It (Oh, Janeane....time to eat it)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 04/12/2003 5:02:09 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - BEAT IT

You are a leftist stooge and Hollywood ho
Each time you spoke, disdain for you was sure to grow
We've cooked a tasty dish and it's time to have some crow

Time to eat it…time to eat it

Our president you thought that you could attack
You thought that you had known it all about Iraq
But what you did to troops was a knife right in their back

So eat it…we have cooked it for you

Just eat it, eat it…you're side's utterly defeated
You and Mike Farrell…Martin Sheen, too
You're always wrong…whatever you do

Just eat it…just eat it
Just eat it…just eat it

Out in the public you're exuding your gas
You made a promise and we won't let this one pass
So after you've had lunch, it is time to crawl on glass

Just eat it…just eat it

John Kerry says he has some ketchup for you
He has time to serve it 'cause his run is all through
Your words are dumb as his…your career we hope you blew

So eat it…we have cooked it for you

Just eat it, eat it…you're side's utterly defeated
You and Mike Farrell…Martin Sheen, too
You're always wrong…whatever you do

Just eat it, eat it…you're side's utterly defeated
You and Mike Farrell…Martin Sheen, too
You're always wrong…whatever you do

Just eat it

Just eat it, eat it…you're side's utterly defeated
You and Mike Farrell…Martin Sheen, too
You're always wrong…whatever you do

Just eat it, eat it…you're side's utterly defeated
You and Mike Farrell…Martin Sheen, too
You're always wrong…whatever you do

Just eat it, eat it…you're side's utterly defeated
You and Mike Farrell…Martin Sheen, too
You're always wrong…whatever you do

Just eat it, eat it…you're side's utterly defeated


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: crow; eat; farrell; glass; ho; kerry; ketchup; sheen; songparody; stooge

1 posted on 04/12/2003 5:02:09 PM PDT by doug from upland
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2 posted on 04/12/2003 5:06:33 PM PDT by BigLittle (oh yeah!)
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3 posted on 04/12/2003 5:08:01 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: doug from upland
LOL!

THAT'S cute!

Lemme guess,,,, You like Wierd Al!

My husband has almost every album!

Tia

4 posted on 04/12/2003 5:22:11 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: tiamat
He's pretty good but I've never bought an album.
5 posted on 04/12/2003 5:26:47 PM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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To: dutchess; Looking4Truth; solzhenitsyn; Paul Atreides; rockfish59; StarFan; RobFromGa; whoever; ...
Song list ping.
6 posted on 04/12/2003 5:44:51 PM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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To: doug from upland
That was worth three sing-alongs in a row (please add me to your ping list)
7 posted on 04/12/2003 7:06:16 PM PDT by AngrySpud
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To: AngrySpud
You're on.
8 posted on 04/12/2003 7:49:19 PM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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This is shocking --- "I HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR"
9 posted on 04/13/2003 7:36:04 AM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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AWWWWW, WE ARE GAROFOLO BASHING
10 posted on 04/13/2003 11:35:52 AM PDT by doug from upland (Send Al Sharpton 5 bucks so he can wreak havoc in his party)
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