The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)

NRO ^ | 11/15/2005 | Rob Long

[EA_Man]

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?" The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

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[afnamvet]

Dolly,your'e off your rocker!

[Darksheare]

This time he was claiming to be canadian?
*hmm*
Yikes.

[Arrowhead1952]

Darn. Just missed the troll. Oh well, looks like DollyRocker got the proper treatment.

[afnamvet]

[MeekOneGOP]

Well. He/she's dead, Jim!

[MeekOneGOP]

haha!

[xJones]

Those who wish her to be POTUS are mentally weak and easily lead.

Yes, but the disturbing thing is that 49% of the voting electorate went for Kerry in this last election, and Kerry was a pitiful candidate. Bush should have received way more than 51%.

Plus Hillary is much shrewder than Kerry, she was the one that molded Billy Bubba into a winning 'Christian centrist' presidential candidate. IOW, she's the deadliest of the species, and the most likely Dem candidate for 2008. God save the U.S.A.

[aruanan]

Hillary Clinton, Evangelical Christian =
INGEST ANARCHICAL EVIL

[cyncooper]

How long before she finds her black and Jewish relatives?

I seem to recall the revelation of a Jewish step-grandmother announced during her Senate campaign. Until then it was a big secret.

Maybe she can count her "husband", the "first black president" as filling out her checklist?

[international american]

The antichrist is really a christian conservative.Neat trick if she can pull it off.

[Grampa Dave]

This troll's use of English was probably to good to be Euro trash.

It was probably Canadian as it leaked out towards the end.

If it was in college, it was probably using a university server and was working with a professor or doing an assignment.

[Petronski]

If Hillary! is an evangelical Christian, I'm the gold medalist in the Women's Freestyle Gymnastics.

[JoJo Gunn]

Hmmmph, for a "Christian", it didn't even have the manners to say goodbye.

[FourtySeven]

You cannot PROVE that tax cuts stimulate economic growth, and more than that you can't prove that they create employment. there's a little thing called the human factor that is usually left out of orthodox economics.

Tax cuts creating jobs and stimulating the economy is one of the basic beliefs around here. I don't know of any conservative that would disagree. I don't mean to be unwelcoming, but if you do disagree, then you might find discussion more to your liking elsewhere, like perhaps DU.

I'm actually trying to be nice here, because reading your posts on this thread leads me to believe your stint here at FR is going to end rather "messily", if you don't either change your thought processes, or leave voluntarily.

[Grampa Dave]

I think that this is a warning that our churches are about to be invaded by left winger CINO's to start trying shore up votes for GodZilliarly.

[FourtySeven]

Welp, that's what I get for not reading the whole thread. How long have I been here, about 3 years now? Still haven't learned that lesson completely yet.

[Darksheare]

Taotao was fairly decent with the english.
But.. you may be right.

[Darksheare]

*snort*

[Grampa Dave]

TT after awhile to me read like a Northern Eurotrash.

This one was different re nationalities.

Don't you just love it when a Eurotrash or Canuke Trash try to lecture us and tell us how to vote?

[Darksheare]

LOL
Yes, it's as if they honestly believe themselves more intelligent than us.
Yet they aren't as prosperous as the US.
(If they were.. they'd be the terror-boys top target of envy!)