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The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)
NRO ^ | 11/15/2005 | Rob Long

Posted on 11/16/2004 7:02:43 AM PST by EA_Man

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?" The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

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To: EA_Man

Are you sure this isn't satire? Imagine the possibilities? Haven't seen any news clips of Bill and his ten pound Bible lately. Guess it's her turn.


101 posted on 11/16/2004 7:50:31 AM PST by AD from SpringBay (We have the government we allow and deserve.)
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To: dead

And what if she was? What bearing would that have on anything?

Although I'm sure she's not.


102 posted on 11/16/2004 7:51:09 AM PST by DollyRocker
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To: KoRn

yeah, she's suddenly Jewish, Christian, maybe black and latino before it's all over. Anything but what she really is: a far-left socialist conniving biatch.


103 posted on 11/16/2004 7:51:37 AM PST by ProfShade ((Shaken but never stirred....))
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To: EA_Man

This is the NEXT chapter of that famous DemonRat book entitled:"How Do We FOOL Them Today"!!!!!!!!!!!


104 posted on 11/16/2004 7:52:00 AM PST by bandleader
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To: EA_Man

Actually, I thought that she was a member of that more secular branch of the Methodist Church and had previously stated that the Methodist Church in California (with that very politically vocal minister) was her favorite church.


105 posted on 11/16/2004 7:52:45 AM PST by Eva
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To: EA_Man

Re-making insinuates there is something there to start with. Hillary will never run for President.


106 posted on 11/16/2004 7:54:54 AM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: dead
She is non-religious evangelical married lesbian southerner who lives in New York and Washington.

She's from Chicago

107 posted on 11/16/2004 7:54:55 AM PST by leadhead
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To: EA_Man
I call her
 
HILLARY
ROD-DAMN
KLINTON
 

108 posted on 11/16/2004 7:55:16 AM PST by UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide (Give Them Liberty Or Give Them Death! - Islam Delenda Est! - Rumble thee forth...)
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To: EA_Man
"and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints."

How does one worship God in an "evangelical" way?

Jesus had something to say about those who profess to be religious for personal gain:

Wo unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.
Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.

(Matthew 23: 27-28)

109 posted on 11/16/2004 7:56:16 AM PST by wai-ming
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To: dead
How long before she finds her black and Jewish relatives?

She's already "discovered" her Jewish relatives. Read back on the 2000 Senate Campaign.

110 posted on 11/16/2004 7:56:34 AM PST by Hermann the Cherusker
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To: DollyRocker
You need to lighten up, I was joking around about her disgusting fawning attempts to be a member of every possible voting block.

Her long-rumored dabbles in sapphic sex cause me little concern.

It's her forty year record of corruption, lying and socialism that make her more so utterly repulsive. She is more deserving of a prison sentence than a Senate seat.

111 posted on 11/16/2004 7:56:50 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
A truly tragic man.... Lake Wobegone is sinking into the sea.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;s=keillor

112 posted on 11/16/2004 7:57:48 AM PST by MarineBrat
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To: dead

Since when is Hilary a socialist?


113 posted on 11/16/2004 7:59:07 AM PST by DollyRocker
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To: xJones
"I swear on this Bible, which you can't see, that I'm truly a Conservative Christian... What do you mean I've got the wrong hand raised?"



Hillary is the absolute, perfect personification of evil and the antithesis of everything that defines our country.

Those who wish her to be POTUS are mentally weak and easily lead.

114 posted on 11/16/2004 7:59:10 AM PST by upchuck (Pajamas? I don' need no steenking pajamas!!)
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To: EA_Man
The 'remaking' of Hillary has begun.

I heard that a recent speech by Hillary! at Tufts University in Boston
(last week?) marked the beginning of her extreme makeover.
115 posted on 11/16/2004 7:59:28 AM PST by VOA
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To: EA_Man

Anybody have the image of her and hubby sleeping during Ronald Reagan's eulogy?


116 posted on 11/16/2004 7:59:34 AM PST by FreeAtlanta (never surrender, this is for the kids)
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Satire. There are some clues here - at the end of Hillary's "statement", she says, "Can you read that back to me?" And then, this: "The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now."

Although I do believe that Hill is trying to remake herself.


117 posted on 11/16/2004 8:00:07 AM PST by .38sw
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To: Eva

Yep....a UMC....hardly qualifies as "evangelical."


118 posted on 11/16/2004 8:00:55 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: hgro

No, to believe in hilleree clintin is to believe that john kerry ever had a chance at winning.


119 posted on 11/16/2004 8:01:12 AM PST by cubreporter
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To: cubreporter

"No, to believe in hilleree clintin is to believe that john kerry ever had a chance at winning."

I didn't vote for Kerry, but I understand the election was pretty close...


120 posted on 11/16/2004 8:02:29 AM PST by DollyRocker
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