Posted on 11/16/2004 7:02:43 AM PST by EA_Man
From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.
We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?" The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.
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Are you sure this isn't satire? Imagine the possibilities? Haven't seen any news clips of Bill and his ten pound Bible lately. Guess it's her turn.
And what if she was? What bearing would that have on anything?
Although I'm sure she's not.
yeah, she's suddenly Jewish, Christian, maybe black and latino before it's all over. Anything but what she really is: a far-left socialist conniving biatch.
This is the NEXT chapter of that famous DemonRat book entitled:"How Do We FOOL Them Today"!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, I thought that she was a member of that more secular branch of the Methodist Church and had previously stated that the Methodist Church in California (with that very politically vocal minister) was her favorite church.
Re-making insinuates there is something there to start with. Hillary will never run for President.
She's from Chicago
HILLARY ROD-DAMN KLINTON |
How does one worship God in an "evangelical" way?
Jesus had something to say about those who profess to be religious for personal gain:
Wo unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.
Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.
(Matthew 23: 27-28)
She's already "discovered" her Jewish relatives. Read back on the 2000 Senate Campaign.
Her long-rumored dabbles in sapphic sex cause me little concern.
It's her forty year record of corruption, lying and socialism that make her more so utterly repulsive. She is more deserving of a prison sentence than a Senate seat.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;s=keillor
Since when is Hilary a socialist?
Hillary is the absolute, perfect personification of evil and the antithesis of everything that defines our country.
Those who wish her to be POTUS are mentally weak and easily lead.
Anybody have the image of her and hubby sleeping during Ronald Reagan's eulogy?
Satire. There are some clues here - at the end of Hillary's "statement", she says, "Can you read that back to me?" And then, this: "The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now."
Although I do believe that Hill is trying to remake herself.
Yep....a UMC....hardly qualifies as "evangelical."
No, to believe in hilleree clintin is to believe that john kerry ever had a chance at winning.
"No, to believe in hilleree clintin is to believe that john kerry ever had a chance at winning."
I didn't vote for Kerry, but I understand the election was pretty close...
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