The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)

NRO ^ | 11/15/2005 | Rob Long

[EA_Man]

From "Light the Lamp!": The monthly newsletter of the Holy Flame Pentecostal Church of Little Rock, Ark.

We welcome back to the area Senator Hillary Clinton (D., N.Y.), who has been spending so much time here in Little Rock lately that she's practically joined the church choir! "I'm here spending time at my husband's library," she told the Lamp when we caught up with her after a Sunday camp meeting, "and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events. Can you read that back to me?" The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now.

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[MEGoody]

Hitlery might attend a conservative evangelical church (on occasion) but her principles are certainly not in line with the teachings of such a church.

[Darksheare]

WRONG.
You said, and I quote: "Hilary's a lesbian? Prove it."
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1281138/posts?page=91#91

FACT: Hillary really WAS caught by the secret service "with" another woman.
"With" being a euphemism for the horizontal mambo.
She also tossed hot coffee into the face of a young Marine simply because he wouldn't go and be a waiter and get her more coffee.
Marine Guards at functions are not, by duty or position, waiters.
Hillary ALSO had her driver run down a police officer at a security checkpoint soon after 9/11 simply because she didn't want to stop for the security checkpoint.
After all, in her view, security checkpoints are for "the little people."

[Darksheare]

That was the Freepmail he sent.

[Tread]

But more importantly, "Hello Dolly!"

[scott0347]

Do you have that IP sniffer thingy ready.

Did you lower the charge that thing puts out? Remember what happened last time.

[Zavien Doombringer]

Aren't you the one who basically said age and intelligence was *pardon* Bullshit?

[Darksheare]

Dollyrocker/taotao/taftkald is now:
This account has been banned or suspended.

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Okay

[scott0347]

7, But I'm going to be 8 soon

[Tread]

I meant:

[Darksheare]

Too late, he's been blasted to bits.
*sigh*

[Tailgunner Joe]

[Zavien Doombringer]

Dang it...too much voltage, I wanted to play with this one...discreetly though, boss is looking. I got burned for being on too long after lunch once before... :)

[free_life]

Hey Hil'tler'y .....as one evangelical to another....how about I lay hands on ya and cast out those nasty voices.

[MeekOneGOP]

:^)

[scott0347]

I knew we were using too much juice

[TheBigB]

I got burned for being on too long after lunch once before... :)

The joys of having an office with a locking door are numerous. :^)

[Darksheare]

I know!
But after that FReepmail he sent me..
I had to send him a response and CC it to the mods.
Let him know that the 'rabid' treatment he was so worried about before was on it's way.

[Darksheare]

Yeah.
And that was using the 3.3 volt lithium ion battery!

[Grampa Dave]

Another Canadian who loves lesbians, Arafat, communists, Saddam and hates GW, Christians and Freepers has been zotted.

[smith288]

Trying to change the "language" for her run in 2008. Not one person, even her, believes it.