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DOT Secretary Buttguy is correct. I have been using racist highways since my early childhood. We lived in an area with an unpaved dusty gravel road which they tried to control with oil spray occasionally. One day a miracle happened. Big dump trucks filled with "blacktop" appeared and commenced to creating a brand new racist "blacktop" road for all of us white racists adults and children. Although created for our white use, black people and other assorted minorities were allowed to use it without cost or limitation. For years, from bicycles to cars, we loved that undusty racist blacktop highway....

The California Department of Public Safety opened a criminal investigation into the case of the Governor Newsom receiving an actual Wuhan/Fauci virus booster "vaccine" instead of the ordered saline injection. Depending on the results of the investigation, assault or attempted murder charges or a simple thank you could result. Health officials explained that injection vials are coded to indicate that the solution contained is the Wuhan/Fauci virus "vaccine" or saline. Newsom was to get the saline solution amid the public fraud of receiving a booster shot. Normally the drug nurse would select the vial and then the CNA would verify...

HHS has been messaging on radio and TV here in Texas (and possibly around the country) with a specific ad stating that "hospital admissions for children have tripled during the Summer". Tripled? What was the base of the tripling .... 1 or 3 or 300? Tripling 1 or 3 or even 300 would be insignificant considering that there are at least approximately 30 million children in the US. This is a perfect example of using statistics to lie. The base was intentionally omitted to produce an exagerated fear of a deluge of hospital admissions for children. Additionally, they omitted the...

The FDA Acting Commissioner, Janet Woodchuck, and the FDA Vaccines and Related Biological Products Advisory Committee personnel were awarded the 2nd Annual Josef Mengele Human Experimentation Award for defecating on professional ethics, medical science and morality in their approval of the Pfizer CCP Wuhan/NIH Fauci vaccine for children 5 through 11, each receiving their own "30 pieces of silver". It was a close call awarding the Mengele award this year as the competition was extreme. Doctors Collins and Fouci, at the NIH, came in late with the use of dog torture and human baby parts experimentation, but those were greatly...

National Institute of Health Director Dr. Francis Collins responded to accusations that the institute had funded a project that had tortured dogs in a scientific experiment. Dr. Collins stated that if this was in fact true his hands were clean because the funding would have been approved by Dr. Anthony Mengele-Fauci, the Director of National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. Not wanting to delve into that pit of lack of ethics and morality, Dr. Collins announced the change to future funding for scientific experiments of that type. In the future "throw aways" (fetuses born alive after abortion - AKA...

The Department of Homeland Security has been flying underage illegal immigrants into NYC at night. DHS has commented that NYC is not the only city that has been receiving the immigrants. Other cities, including LA, Chicago, Baltimore, DC, Boston, and other Progressive cities have received the nightly deliveries. DHS Director Mayorkas stated the flights were being made to help eliminate the supply chain delays. These children were ordered months ago but were not able to be delivered due to the supply chain disruptions due to truck and bus shortages. Mayorkas received intense pressure from sex slave operators, snuff film producers,...

The law of unintended consequences came into play at a Northern Michigan hospital when the entire nursing staff turned in their resignations. The resigning nurses were leveraging their resignations into a signing bonus of $10,000 and a 10% pay raise. The hospital genius management staff (probably Harvard MBAs) fired all the unvaccinated nurses which created a nursing staff shortage which required offering a $10,000 hiring bonus for nurses to eliminate the shortage. Current nurses seizing the opportunity to obtain the $10,000 bonus and a pay raise promptly submitted their resignations. After a short vacation the nurses plan to apply for...

FDA Director, Janet Woodchuck, explained her decision on the Moderna "vaccine". Janet explained the decision to allow the continued use of the "vaccine", which weighed benefits versus risks, must be viewed in the proper context. The life and death risks to the "vaccine" recipients are real but must be considered in light that these risks are to the unwashed masses and useless eaters who are of no consequence. In fact, some risks could be considered 'undocumented' features, because the fatalities reduce current and future pension costs for private companies and the Federal Government. The financial benefits to Moderna management, FDA...

The White House announced today the creation of a new cabinet level position. The new position will be the Prevarication Czar. The primary duty of the position will be to coordinate all lies from the various cabinets, departments and agencies. The White House has selected Jen Psaki, the current White House Paid Liar, for this position. Jen has years of experience as a high level liar, both in the White House and previously in the State Department. The White House Paid Liar position will remain vacant, with Jen performing both functions, until after the Texas governors race is completed. At...

Last night New York Governor Hokum, who demands to be referred to as God, assembled her apostles and turned 15,000 National Guard truck drivers, cooks, infantry, MPs, etc. into doctors and nurses. Marxist State Media (MSM) pimps and whores promptly proclaimed the New York health care shortage of doctors and nurses remedied by Her miracle. When asked how She would feed and pay them, God asked that fishes and bread be brought to Her which She promptly tuned into collard greens and chitlins for the multitudes (for diversity sake). As for pay, God begged the Federal Reserve to print more...

DHS Secretary Mayorkas was struck blind today while visiting the Southern border in Del Rio, Texas. While pontificating and waving his arms Mayorkas was struck blind after stating that the border was closed even though thousands of heathens from Southern failed states were streaming across the river on the border. Some attributed the blindness to an act of God for lying on a cloudy day; others, have attributed it to the blind following of Progressive wokeness in the face reality. Doctors at the HHS have suggested that an experimental head transplant or a booster Jab for the Wuhan/Fauci virus may...

The First Lady's Paid Liar announced that Dr, Jill Biden was tendering her resignation as Medical Adviser to the ABC talk show, "The View", in order to take a teaching position with the Northern Virginia Community College. The President of NVCC stated that Dr. Jill was very fortunate to have gotten the position when the other four potential candidates failed to get their Wuhan Flu, malaria, yellow fever, ebola, and other required vaccinations within the specified 8 hour window. Dr. Jill stated that she wouldn't have even considered taking the position with Joe's deteriotating health, but there had been large...

White House Paid Liar, Bagdad Jen announced today the new "Get The Shot" program. Due to the funding of Social Security running out by 2034, the Biden Administration has taken priority action to advert this disaster. The Administration had two choices to alleviate the problem. They could eliminate the wages cap and raise the rates, but these actions would require action by Congress. The other alternative, which was selected to get around the constitution, is to reduce the number of beneficiaries. Disgraced former NY Governor Andrew Cuomo has been selected to run the task group to reduce the number of...

Janet Woodchuck, High Commissioner of the FDA, announced today the implementation of the "Get Ahead Of The Curve" program today for the war on the Wuhan Virus vaccination program. Janet noted that President Biden had brilliantly mumbled that the vaccine program seemed to be behind the curve. With all the mutants coming out every 3-4 months, the co-conspirator pharmacy companies could not keep up with appropriate boosters. In order to correct this serious deficiency, the FDA has teamed up with fellow conspirators, including the CDC, NIH, Surgeaon General, Wuhan Labs and the pharmacy giants to institute the "Get Ahead Of...

The White House Paid Liar, Bagdad Jen announced today that no American citizens remain abandoned in Afghanistan. Bagdad Jen cited the SOS Blinking update that the number of American citizens stranded in Afghanistan had been reduced to zero. SOS Blinking stated that the American citizenship had been revoked from the last American stranded in Afghanistan this morning. Blinking cited a little known rule that had been implemented in early August that required American citizens to opt-in within 48 hours to keep their citizenship if the US closed its Embassy in Kabul. The rule had been advertised in the Kabul Jihadi...

The White House Paid Liar announced today that the Biden Administration had achieved Herd Immunity. President Biden announced that he has ordered the DOJ and FBI not to investigate or prosecute any impropriety, including bribery, ethics violations, insider trading, etc., for any member of the CDC, NIH, FDA, Surgeon General or members of their immediate families. This Herd Immunity was given to ensure that members of those agencies could operate freely with minimum oversight and not have independent organizations looking over their shoulders and second guessing them.

It was announced today, by the White House Paid Liar Bagdad Jen, that President Joe Biden has been awarded the Emmy Award that was recently lost by former Governor Grandmother Killer Cuomo. The Emmy Award Committee cited Biden for his historic and brilliant plan for the evacuation of Afghanistan. Had the lesser minds of advisors and military experts prevailed, the evacuation could have turned into chaos with thousands of Americans and allies stranded or killed. The formal presentation of the Emmy will be at a DNC fundraiser held at Former President Obama's East Coast Palace.

FDA Commissioner Janet Woodchuck announced today the sale of water color stick figure art by her and her drug approval staff. HSBC was selected to broker the art sale to ensure that the buyers remained anonymous, funds would be laundered appropriately and that there would be a faux sense of propriety about the transactions. Initial estimates are that almost 1 billion dollars, less the cut for the Big Guy, would be realized by the director and drug approval staff. In unrelated news, Pfizer announced a 1 billion dollar purchase of art for their "Art in Unusual Places" program. The newly...

50 Australian orphans and 3 staff members were shot over COVID restrictions by the order of the Bourke Shire Council. This was later determined to be a tragic error caused by miscommunication. The dogs at the Bourke Shire Dog Rescue Mission were to be shot to prevent the workers from traveling from home to the mission to care for the dogs. Unfortunately, the order received by the local constabulary was to kill all the occupants at the Bourke Shire Rescue Mission which is the local orphanage. Bourke Shire Council members apologized profusely for the misunderstanding and stated that a commission...

This sums up my reaction to the withdrawal from Afghanistan since yesterday. "The 2000 Yard Stare", by Thomas Lea, 1944. By coincidence, this is has been my frequent reaction to the news since last December.That's how my day's going, Anyone else?