Posted on 09/03/2021 1:41:49 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
The White House Paid Liar, Bagdad Jen announced today that no American citizens remain abandoned in Afghanistan. Bagdad Jen cited the SOS Blinking update that the number of American citizens stranded in Afghanistan had been reduced to zero.
SOS Blinking stated that the American citizenship had been revoked from the last American stranded in Afghanistan this morning. Blinking cited a little known rule that had been implemented in early August that required American citizens to opt-in within 48 hours to keep their citizenship if the US closed its Embassy in Kabul. The rule had been advertised in the Kabul Jihadi Times (a wholly owned subsidiary of the NY Times) for two weeks as required by law for all rule changes.
US AG Garland, asked about the validity of the rule, stated that he had rented two experts from the Rent-a-Constitutional Scholar to review the rule change. Both scholars, Jeffrey "Two Hands" Toobin and Lawrence "Forked Tongue" Tribe, agreed the rule change was constitutional and would survive possible legal challenges.
Former failed SOS and twice failed Presidential candidate Benghazi Clinton weighed in (really weighed in) and stated: "What difference does it make now"? They will be dead in a week or so or will be sold as sex slaves; so in either case they will not be able to file legal challenges to the rule change.
Bagdad Jen praised the State Department and the President for their innovative solution to what could have been a serious problem.
Good one! You should submit a resume along with this piece to the Babylon Bee.
No living american
Biden not only abandoned American and allied citizens to an unknown barbaric fate, he likewise abandoned his and supporting Democrat’s political futures. It is up to us to make their fate complete.
They all had a burning desire to become sex slaves.
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