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  • Today's Toons 5/20/24

    05/20/2024 1:24:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 1 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/20/24 | pookie18
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  • Democrat MA Town That Voted Overwhelmingly for Joe Biden Furious They Got What They Voted For

    05/19/2024 11:05:15 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 32 replies
    Gateway pundit ^ | 5-19-24 | Margaret Flavin
    Norfolk, Massachusetts’ 11,500 residents voted overwhelmingly for Joe Biden in 2020. Now, residents are up in arms that they are getting exactly what they voted for. The state announced it is refurbishing the Massachusetts Bay State Correctional Center in Norfolk, which formerly served as a minimum-security dorm-like facility. The move will alleviate the hundreds of illegals currently camped out at Boston’s Logan International Airport and provide housing for six to twelve months.
  • Anunnaki: Mythological Sumerian Gods or Space Aliens?

    05/18/2024 6:34:34 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 56 replies
    Greek Reporter ^ | May 17, 2024 | Philip Chrysopoulos
    The Anunnaki gods were worshipped by the Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia long before the Greeks praised the Olympian gods or the Egyptians prayed to Osiris. While Zeus and the rest of the Greek gods resided at the top of Mount Olympus, and Osiris was the god of the earth and the underworld, the Anunnaki were winged deities who lived up in the heavens and came down to Earth to decide on people’s destiny. The Sumerians had many myths involving the Anunnaki gods passing judgment on humans. The gods were described as children of the Earth and sky. This indicates they...
  • College Audience Groans During Her Embarrassing Speech in Front of Her Husband

    05/18/2024 6:28:42 PM PDT · by Morgana · 38 replies
    Conservative Twins ^ | May 18, 2024 | Conservative Twins
    Quote from the video "...what the **** was that woman talking about you sit in the cartoons where somebody's on stage and that that performance is not going well they take a hook and yank you off stage I was waiting for that hook to come in and drag her *** off stage get your *** off the stage everybody look like why is this bit here yeah that was like one of the worst speech over here..."
  • Squirrel With A Gun (video game trailer)

    05/18/2024 1:12:43 PM PDT · by Ciaphas Cain · 20 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 10, 2024
    Trailer for upcoming video game Squirrel With A Gun.
  • The Supreme Court Changed My Sex Life Forever - Dark Times

    05/18/2024 9:30:47 AM PDT · by Morgana · 57 replies
    Live Action News Youtube ^ | July 7, 2023 | Live Action
    It's been one whole year since Roe v. Wade was overturned, which means they've been making abortion illegal all over the place. So these are dark times, as NPR and InsiderNews have reported: https://www.npr.org/2022/10/22/113072... Because now that Roe v. Wade is overturned, a woman can get pregnant just by having sex. "I find myself in this really bizarre state where I'm asking guys about things like their values and trustworthiness before sleeping with them." "Before a girl would have sex with me, but now she's asking me all these dumb questions like, "Do you love me?" and "What happens if...
  • Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil

    05/17/2024 3:46:57 PM PDT · by packagingguy · 15 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | May 17, 2024 | The Babylon Bee Staff
    There's an election coming up and Satan is a bit worried that Democrats are really going too far and will turn off the voting public. Satan really appreciates all the work they are doing to kill babies, destroy America, mutilate kids, genocide the Jews, and all sorts of other things he really approves, but they really need to tone down a bit for a few months. Oh when he said that everyone in the room went into a tizzy.
  • Fetterman Apologizes to ‘The Jerry Springer Show’ for Comparing House to It After Hearing Goes off the Rails

    05/17/2024 11:25:25 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 38 replies
    Independent Journal Review ^ | May 17, 2024 | Bradley Cortright
    Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) is issuing an apology for a comparison he made regarding the House of Representatives. On Thursday night, Americans were aghast after watching a drama filled hearing of the House Oversight Committee which featured several minutes of members lobbing personal insults at each other. In a post on X, Fetterman shared a CNN article about the moment and wrote, “In the past, I’ve described the U.S. House as The Jerry Springer Show.” “Today, I’m apologizing to The Jerry Springer Show,” he added. During the hearing on Thursday, Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) asked Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.)...
  • Let's Play 'Spot the Secret Service Guys'...........

    05/17/2024 9:42:20 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 36 replies
    Daily Mail UK ^ | May 17, 2024 | Me
    Can you spot the Secret Service guys?.................
  • Donald Trump's 7 Debate Demands Revealed

    05/17/2024 8:30:20 AM PDT · by dayglored · 32 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 16, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    Details were still being ironed out, but it was confirmed yesterday that the world could now look forward to another debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. While Biden's list of conditions to agree to the debate made the rounds on social media, Trump's list of demands was not made public… until now. The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of Donald Trump's debate demands: Benny Hill music must be played whenever Biden wanders around the stage: His aimless shuffling will be much more entertaining to the viewing audience set to "Yakety Sax." Moderators have to be smoking hot:...
  • Today's Toons 5/17/24

    05/17/2024 1:20:19 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/17/24 | pookie18
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  • Baby gator beats the heat in Florida fountain

    05/16/2024 8:43:20 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 46 replies
    UPI ^ | May 14, 2024 | Ben Hooper
    May 14 (UPI) -- A Florida woman out for her morning run came across an unexpected scene: a baby alligator beating the summer heat with a dip in a public fountain. Lauren Shrage said she and her dog were out for their morning run in Palm Beach Gardens when she spotted something in the water in the fountain next to the Mirabella community's entrance gate. She recorded video when she realized the object was actually a small alligator taking a dip in the cool water. "Are you having a good day?" Shrage asks the gator in the video. Shrage said...
  • GWINN: NFL Says They Do Not Agree with Harrison Butker After He Voices Christian Values

    05/16/2024 7:38:54 AM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 78 replies
    Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker delivered a powerful address espousing Christian values to a group of graduates at Benedictine College on Saturday. Now, the NFL is saying they disagree with Butker. In his commencement speech, the Butker blasted President Joe Biden for his pro-abortion stances, urged male grads to embrace masculinity, and championed the virtues of motherhood by telling female graduates there is no higher calling than being a homemaker. On Wednesday, in a statement to People, NFL Senior Vice President and Chief Diversity and Inclusion Officer Jonathan Beane clarified that Butker’s values are not the NFL’s. “Harrison Butker gave a...
  • Today's Toons 5/16/24

    05/16/2024 3:35:41 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/16/24 | pookie18
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  • Stormy Daniels' husband says they will 'vacate' America if Trump is not convicted. Do you care ?

    05/16/2024 12:03:29 AM PDT · by Morgana · 60 replies
    Terrence K Williams ^ | May 15, 2024 | Terrence K Williams
    The Honorable Terrence K. Williams pound his gavel on Stormy Daniel's Head
  • White House Installs Breathalyzer On Kamala Harris’s Microphone

    05/15/2024 11:26:48 AM PDT · by dayglored · 12 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 14, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — To avoid further embarrassment from bewildering and offensive speeches, White House officials have installed a breathalyzer on Kamala Harris's microphone. The decision was reportedly made in a closed-door meeting in which top administration advisers elected to equip her with a microphone that won't turn on unless she tests free of mind-altering drugs, and below the blood alcohol concentration threshold of 0.08%, "Hopefully this will help us avoid more disaster," said one White House insider. "We've just been going into these speeches blind. Everything will seem to be going smoothly, then all of a sudden she's up...
  • Portal that connects NYC to Dublin shuts down to address 'inappropriate behavior'

    05/15/2024 7:04:09 AM PDT · by PghBaldy · 9 replies
    ABC 7 - New York ^ | 15 May 2024 | Staff
    FLATIRON, Manhattan (WABC) -- A new art installation in New York City that transports viewers more than 3,000 miles away to Dublin will temporarily shut down Tuesday to address some bad behavior. The installation, called the Portal, features two identical sculptures with a visual live stream connecting the two cities. It was unveiled last Wednesday next to the famed Flatiron Building.
  • Today's Toons 5/15/24

    05/15/2024 3:30:13 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 10 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/15/24 | pookie18
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  • Instant karma: Sex attacker tries to grope female train passenger… and then loses his arm when tram hits him during scuffle with crowd who came to the victim's aid in Germany

    05/14/2024 12:30:37 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 39 replies
    Daily Mail UK ^ | May 14, 2024 | Staff
    A sex attacker who tried to grope a female train passenger ended up losing his arm when a locomotive hit him during a scuffle with a crowd that came to the victim's aid. A 22-year-old man from Tunisia tried to kiss and grope a woman, 25, on a tram in the German city of Stuttgart in the early hours of Sunday, according to the federal police. Other passengers rushed to the victim's aid and left the train with her assailant at the next stop at Oesterfeld station in the city's Vaihingen district. A scuffle between the Tunisian, a second man...
  • Man ordered to hide his boat has vessel painted on new fence

    05/14/2024 11:36:19 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 44 replies
    UPI ^ | May 14, 2024 | Ben Hooper
    May 13 (UPI) -- A California man ordered by his city to conceal the boat parked in his driveway with a fence hired his artist neighbor to paint a photo-realistic image of the vessel in an act of rebellious compliance. Etienne Constable said the boat he uses for fishing was regularly parked in his Seaside driveway for about four years before he received a letter from the city informing him of a municipal code requiring boats and trailers to be "screened on the side and front by a six-foot-high fence." Constable said his initial reaction to the letter was anger,...