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  • NFL Live Thread: Week 7

    10/15/2019 4:46:00 AM PDT · by Impy · 31 replies
    10-15-19
    NFL Live Thread: Week 7 Thursday, October 17, 2019 (All Times Eastern) Kansas City at Denver 8:20 pm FOX-NFL Network-Amazon Prime Video Empower Field at Mile High Sunday, October 20, 2019 Miami at Buffalo 1:00 pm CBS New Era Field L.A. Rams at Atlanta 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz Stadium Minnesota at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field Oakland at Green Bay 1:00 pm CBS Lambeau Field San Fransciso at Washington 1:00 pm FOX FedEx Field Jacksonville at Cincinnati 1:00 pm CBS Paul Brown Stadium Houston at Indianapolis 1:00 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium Arizona at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm FOX...
  • Today's Toons 10/15/19

    10/15/2019 3:47:54 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 10/15/19 | pookie18
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  • First Case Of Lunch Shaming In California (Satire)

    10/14/2019 6:31:11 PM PDT · by RetiredTexasVet · 7 replies
    10/14/19 | RetiredTexasVet
    Gov. Newsom signed the Lunch Shaming Law today and the first arrest was made within hours of the signing. 3rd Grader Samantha White of San Francisco was charged with felony lunch shaming at her elementary school. School security officers arrested and transported Samantha to police headquarters after receiving complaints from the school staff. From her mother, it was learned that Samantha had taken a lunch to school which consisted of a Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich, bag of chips and bannana. When Samantha started eating her lunch, with the approved carton of white milk, her classmates were immediately "lunch shamed" when they...
  • Who's running Post #12

    10/14/2019 5:26:52 AM PDT · by upchuck · 8 replies
    Oct 14, 2019
    Post #12. With so many rats running for president in 2020 it's hard to keep up with who's in and who's out. Hopefully, this post will help. Below is a list of declared candidates, their occupation, the date they dropped from the race (if they did) and misc. notes. This thread will be reposted each week, likely on Monday, with the dropouts from the previous week and newly declared candidates noted. Sorry this is so boring. For the third week in a row, no one quit. Newly declared candidates from last week: none, thankfully, but ya never know. Please let...
  • Only the Irish could put this topic to music.

    10/14/2019 3:59:52 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 6 replies
    you tube ^ | 10/14/2019 | Bowse and Blue
    Clever and well written. https://www.youtube.com/embed/ _43f9RzAqMM
  • Today's Toons 10/14/19

    10/14/2019 1:36:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/14/19 | pookie18
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  • North Korea publishes satellite image of California at night

    10/13/2019 11:44:35 AM PDT · by NorseViking · 25 replies
    Daily Fail by People's Cube ^ | October 11, 2019 | Red Square
    DAILY FAIL: The most current truth from around the world TODAY'S HEADLINES: North Korea publishes satellite image of California at night CALIFORNIA STRONG: "Five dollar a gallon gas is no big deal 'cuz there's no electricity to run the pumps anyway." DEPORTATIONS ARE COMING: California Governor Gavin Newsom blames electricity blackouts on Russian kulaks, vows revenge. CLIMATE STUDY: "There's no need for climate protests in China because China is already communist." NBA replaces U.S. anthem with China's, encourages players to kneel. Ushanka tip to Margaret and Mi for the headlines, and to ThePeoplesComrade for the Daily Fail concept.
  • Adam Schiff Reads Nursery Rhymes

    10/13/2019 2:28:28 AM PDT · by a little elbow grease · 26 replies
    freerepublic.com ^ | 10/13/19 | little elbow grease
    Adam Schiff Reads Nursery Rhymes https://www.trendsmap.com/twitter/tweet/1183203702540251136
  • MadTV - That's My White Mama (in the days before politically correct TV)

    10/12/2019 6:32:19 PM PDT · by simpson96 · 4 replies
    Youtube ^ | 7/4/2010 | gamecircit
    From 1995... After a white man (Artie Lange) accidentally hits a black woman with his car, her soul enters his body . He raises her daughter, Shaquana Curtis (Debra Wilson), whose boyfriend, Robert (Phil LaMarr), Mrs. Curtis disapproves of. MadTV - That's My White Mama
  • Labor of Love

    10/12/2019 3:37:08 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 5 replies
    email | 10/12/2019 | unknown
    Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, Democratic Party members, were standing there so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?" She replied... "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed with pride! "Wow...what a worthy goal!"...
  • Laughter helps.

    10/11/2019 11:31:04 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 14 replies
    jokes of the day ^ | 10/11/2019 | unknown
    A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce that's parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls Royce into the bank's underground garage and...
  • Cat escapes pet hotel, needs veterinary care after 'relations' with five female cats

    10/11/2019 6:10:06 AM PDT · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 51 replies
    WTHR ^ | Oct 11th, 2019
    CHINA (ABC10) - A male cat needed veterinary intervention after he managed to mate with at least five female cats during an escape from his cage. He wandered after being freed from his pet hotel cage in South China's Guangdong Province, according to the Daily Mail. Xiaopi, a Russian Blue, was not neutered. Surveillance cameras saw most of the cat's activity in the area. The cat's owner blamed hotel staff for the escape and resulting medical issues. "My f***ing cat is exhausted and on a glucose drip, and this is my fault?" the New Zealand Herald reports the owner said....
  • Today's Toons 10/11/19

    10/11/2019 1:33:46 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 27 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 10/11/19 | pookie18
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  • "Werewolves of London" - cover by Yours Truly

    10/10/2019 11:07:52 PM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 2 replies
    Me, via YouTube ^ | 10/11/19 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg" (performance)
    Happy Halloween! (Zombie Cyborg Warren Zevon appears courtesy of the Necronomicon.)
  • SATIRE President Xi Makes NBA All-Star Team

    10/10/2019 8:22:50 PM PDT · by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget · 5 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | October 10th, 2019
    U.S.—The NBA has found itself at odds with its lucrative Chinese market, and the league is doing its best to appease the Chinese government. In a move intended to patch things up with China, the NBA announced that President Xi Jinping has made the All-Star team this year. The president will tower under the competition at an intimidating 5'11". Especially threatening to the opposing team will be the president's ability to imprison or execute any player who dunks on him. He is also expected to execute players on his own team who speak out against him or suggest he's unfit...
  • Hillary Clinton May Run For Second Term As President Of Her Imagination [Satire]

    10/10/2019 8:43:51 PM PDT · by Pollard · 13 replies
    Daily Wire ^ | 10/10/19 | Andrew Klavan
    Hillary Clinton says she may decide to run for a second term as President of her Imagination. “I beat Trump once, I can beat him again,” said Mrs. Clinton, before falling off her barstool, rolling under a table, banging her head on a chair leg, and lapsing into a period of unconsciousness during which she dreamed that she really was president and all the people loved her so very, very much. Mrs. Clinton made the remarks after Donald Trump sent out a tweet reminding his followers of Clinton’s history of corruption going back forty years. “Those are all old, old...
  • Climber, 8, tackles replica of Trump's 'virtually impenetrable' border wall (Video)

    10/10/2019 5:48:47 PM PDT · by Swordmaker · 69 replies
    CTV News ^ | October 10, 2019, 9:00AM | Cillian O’Brian
    U.S. President Donald Trump tours a section of the southern border wall, Wednesday, Sept. 18, 2019, in Otay Mesa, Calif.(AP Photo/Evan Vucci) In a video posted online, an eight-year-old girl clambers up a replica of the border wall that U.S. President Donald Trump has called "virtually impenetrable." Mom Karla Hancock posted a video of little Lucy Hancock scaling a wooden wall model in Kentucky, ahead of a border-wall climbing competition there next weekend. As she climbs up the wall, Lucy wears a belay, a safety harness designed to catch a falling climber. "We were able to help perform preliminary...
  • Today's Toons 10/10/19

    10/10/2019 3:39:49 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 23 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 10/10/19 | pookie18
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  • Satire. Haunted House For Progressives Normal Conservative Man's Home, Bibles, Guns, Constitution

    10/09/2019 11:04:47 AM PDT · by gattaca · 7 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | October 9 ,2019 | Babylon Bee
    FULL TITLE: Haunted House For Progressives Just Normal Conservative Man's Home Containing Bibles, Guns, And A Copy Of The Constitution PORTLAND, OR—It's that time of year where houses, churches, and businesses around the neighborhood begin opening up their haunted houses for those seeking a good fright. One haunted house in Portland is promising progressives the scariest experience of all: a tour of a regular conservative guy's home. The home contains a sizable collection of guns, several Bibles, a few American flags, some pictures of Ronald Reagan, and of course, a copy of the Constitution. "I can't look!" screamed one progressive...
  • SATIRE New Law Requires You To Listen To Greta Thunberg Lecture Before Purchasing Gasoline

    10/09/2019 9:26:10 AM PDT · by rxsid · 41 replies
    babylonbee.com ^ | 10.07.2019 | babylonbee
    New Law Requires You To Listen To Greta Thunberg Lecture Before Purchasing GasolineOctober 7th, 2019 U.S.—A series of new bills working their way through state legislatures in New York, California, Oregon, Hawaii, and several other progressive states will require you to listen to a Greta Thunberg lecture before purchasing gasoline. Motorists will be required to watch a 20-minute lecture by the 16-year-old climate activist before they purchase gallons and gallons of harmful fossil fuels. "We want to make sure drivers are informed," said California Governor Gavin Newsom, who says he will sign the bill into law. "So we are having...