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  • Cheers: Brit in Oz Smashes Pub Crawl Record

    04/17/2024 10:06:12 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 8 replies
    EuroWeekly News ^ | 17 Apr 2024 | Anna Ellis
    69-year-old David Clarkson, originally from the UK but living in Australia for over 40 years, set a new record by visiting 120 pubs in just 24 hours. David beat the previous record of 99 pubs, held by Australians Harry Kooros and Jake Loiterton. He did this pub tour in Sydney, Australia. David, a retired accountant from Lancashire, says his life revolves around “travel, drinking, and spreadsheets.” He used his accounting skills to carefully plan his route using licensing data, tables, and Google Maps. Driven by his love for exploring and the many interesting pubs in Sydney, David felt confident in...
  • Today's Toons 4/17/24

    04/17/2024 1:22:33 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/17/24 | pookie18
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  • New mutant strain of monkeypox with 'pandemic potential' is discovered in Congo village - as health officials call for 'urgent measures' to contain it

    04/16/2024 7:40:51 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 28 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 4-16-24 | CONNOR BOYD
    A mutant strain of monkeypox with 'pandemic potential' has been found in a town in the Democratic Republic of Congo. The virus is a descendent of the deadlier clade 1 mpox strain, but has evolved to become even more infectious and better at evading tests than its predecessor. The concerning discovery was made in Kamituga – a poor, densely populated gold mining town that is feared to be ripe for an explosive outbreak. So far there have been 108 cases. Researchers who detailed the virus in a pre-print have called for 'urgent measures' to contain the virus and avoid a...
  • Michigan AG files 13 charges against ex-House Speaker Lee Chatfield

    04/16/2024 3:11:17 PM PDT · by kiryandil · 12 replies
    WWMT News ^ | April 16, 2024 | Samantha May
    LANSING, Mich. — Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel announced 13 charges against former House Speaker Lee Chatfield, including embezzlement from a nonprofit. Lee Chatfield, who briefly served as Southwest Michigan First CEO, has been under investigation for alleged involvement in a criminal enterprise, as well as claims of embezzlement, bribery and campaign finance violations. Lee Chatfield and his wife, Stephanie Chatfield, are facing charges in connection to the alleged misuse of a 501c4 fund titled the "Peninsula Fund," which is a social welfare organization, Nessel said. Nessel referred to these 501c4 nonprofit accounts as "commonly political dark money dumping sites"...
  • Today's Toons 4/16/24

    04/16/2024 3:35:16 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/16/24 | pookie18
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  • New Greta Thunberg portrait

    04/15/2024 1:09:47 PM PDT · by FLT-bird · 49 replies
    ROTFLMAO!!!
  • Today's Toons 4/15/24

    04/15/2024 3:55:09 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/15/24 | pookie18
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  • Jake Paul says that 'Donald Trump will knock Joe Biden without touching him'; the Republican agrees

    04/14/2024 7:49:34 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 3 replies
    Marca ^ | 14/04/2024
    Jake Paul is heating up his fight vs Mike Tyson, and the electionWe are still a few months away from the much-awaited fight between the former heavyweight champion and one of boxing's greatest ever, Mike Tyson, and influencer turned boxer Jake Paul, which will take place on July 20 at AT&T Stadium, home of the Dallas Cowboys. Jake Paul is already making waves, but the fight is still far away. His recent Fox News 'Jesse Watters Primetime' appearance was a masterclass in stirring the pot. He delved into his upcoming battle with Iron Mike and even dipped his toe into...
  • Palestinian American comedian Amer Zahr all set to speak ‘the truth’ at Dubai show

    04/14/2024 7:34:50 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 10 replies
    Arab News ^ | 13 April 2024 | SHYAMA KRISHNA KUMAR
    Palestinian American comedian Amer Zahr, who is set to perform at the Dubai Comedy Festival on April 17, says he is an activist who “likes to use comedy as his tool.” In an interview with Arab News ahead of his show at the Dubai Opera, Zahr said: “Activism is about telling the truth. Being Palestinian is about telling the truth. And comedy is about telling the truth. People sometimes say to me, ‘Hey, I never know when you’re joking.’ I tell them, ‘Look, I’m always being serious. I’m always telling the truth.’ But a comedian uses humor to tell the...
  • Presidential Debates (Safe and Effective Satire)

    04/14/2024 3:11:38 PM PDT · by RetiredTexasVet · 5 replies
    4/14/24 | RetiredTexasVet
    The White House has announced the agreement to have President Biden debate former President Trump in three debates this summer. The debates will be held in the basement of the Biden family home in Wilmington, Delaware. Several conditions were placed on the debates by the President including his interruption of the debates whenever he has to assist family members in taking showers. Additionally, if he has to assist a family member in recovering from an overdose, he may interrupt the debate. Debate interruptions will be without penalty. A Lighthouse For The Blind teleprompter may be positioned to assist the President...
  • The Best Oj Simpson jokes that got Norm Macdonald fired from NBC. 🤣🤣

    04/14/2024 10:48:38 AM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 37 replies
    You Tube ^ | 4/12/23 | Exposing Boulder
    The #Oj jokes that got Norm fired from #NBC, if only he could of waited it out he'd be having a field day of the #news #Ojsimpson dead at #76
  • Biden Furious To Be Called Home From Beach Just Because World War 3 Starting

    04/14/2024 3:51:08 AM PDT · by george76 · 15 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | Apr 13, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    REHOBOTH BEACH, DE — Biden reportedly lashed out in anger at aides after they interrupted his beach vacation for the potential start of World War 3. "You interrupted my beach nap...for this?" screamed Biden as he looked at images of Iranian military strikes. "Ugh, what do my generals even do? This is ridiculous." According to Pentagon sources, with American jets on ready near Israel and ships prepared to help shoot down Iranian missiles, they unfortunately had no choice but to bother President Biden. "We know he really hates when we call him during his beach trips, but sadly a massive...
  • Get to the Choppa! A new helicopter? Get to the Choppa! A new helicopter? Get to the Choppa! A new helicopter?

    04/13/2024 6:25:27 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 16 replies
    Second City Cop ^ | 13 April 2024 | Second City Cop
    Devries said the Democratic National Convention is buying the city an new $11 million police chopper that will be used during the party gathering in August. The new helicopter will be outfitted with all of the latest equipment including is fueled by clean burning unicorn farts emitting zero greenhouse gases a backup electric generator an extra backup of solar panels a speed restriction device to make pursuits impossible a camera system that filters out all colors to prevent racial profiling - it only sees white (unless the white person is wearing all black clothing and masks and carrying an umbrella...
  • Pet Parents Use Drone To Search For Missing Husky, Discover Him Playing With Bears [Video]

    04/13/2024 3:19:08 AM PDT · by fwdude · 17 replies
    NDTV ^ | April 10, 2024 | Edited by Anjali Thakur
    A recent drone search for a missing husky in Kamchatka, Russia, took a surprising turn when the pet was found not alone, but playfully interacting with a group of wild brown bears. The undated footage, now going viral on social media, shows the husky trailing the bears and even circling them excitedly. While one bear attempts to nudge the dog away when it gets too close, the overall interaction appears non-threatening.
  • Trump Indicted For Taking More Chick-fil-A Sauces Than He Actually Needed For His Order

    04/12/2024 11:22:30 AM PDT · by Twotone · 19 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | April 11, 2024 | Staff
    ATLANTA, GA — What began as a seemingly harmless visit to a local Chick-fil-A turned into a new legal quagmire for former President Donald Trump, as he was indicted today for taking more sauces than he actually needed for his order. The news broke as Trump made headlines for his positive reception at the popular eatery, with customers and employees fawning over him as he ordered his food. A spokesperson for the Department of Justice held a press briefing to announce the indictment. "We've got him this time," the spokesperson said. "What we saw at Chick-fil-A yesterday was yet another...
  • Today's Toons 4/12/24

    04/12/2024 3:50:54 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 4/12/24 | pookie18
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  • Sheila Jackson Lee Named Head Of Harvard Astronomy Department

    04/11/2024 9:06:43 AM PDT · by RoosterRedux · 46 replies
    In the wake of claiming the moon is made of gas and the sun is "almost" too hot to get close to, Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee has been named the new head of Harvard University's Astronomy Department. The Board of Overseers at the prestigious Ivy League institution was reportedly wowed by Jackson Lee's insights into the cosmos, with the school immediately seeking to get in touch with her about the department head position. "Her knowledge blew us away," said Harvard Interim President Alan Garber. "When she said, 'The moon is made up of mostly gasses. That's why the question...
  • O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was

    04/11/2024 8:32:08 AM PDT · by dayglored · 31 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | Apr 11, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    U.S. — O.J. Simpson has passed away from cancer at the age of 76. According to sources from the afterlife, the former football star is looking forward to asking God who really killed his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson. "I've been racking my brains for decades trying to figure out who may have done it," said Simpson. "It will be great to have all my questions finally laid to rest. I really can't imagine who might have committed such a crime." At publishing time, O.J. Simpson's questions unfortunately remained unanswered after a majority-black jury declared him "not dead."
  • McDonald's $25 Deal Angers Customers, Shows Damage California's $20 Minimum Wage Is Doing to Fast-Food Industry

    04/11/2024 7:39:33 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 71 replies
    Western Journal ^ | 4-11-24 | Samantha Chang
    The runaway inflation raging under Joe Biden’s failed presidency has gotten so bad that some Americans are being priced out of eating at McDonald’s. Exacerbating the situation in California is the new $20-an-hour minimum wage, which has forced many fast food chains — once considered an affordable meal option — to anger customers by hiking prices. This is the second time in three months the Golden State has raised its minimum wage. In January, the state increased the minimum wage to $16 an hour from $11. A TikTok user lamented that she had paid more than $25 for a 40-piece...
  • Ballsy: Mexican media outlet gets trolled into airing video of a man’s testicles thinking they were showing the eclipse…

    04/11/2024 5:26:53 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 20 replies
    Revolver ^ | April 10, 2024 | Staff
    “Well, a testicular eclipse is probably not something you had on your bingo card, but here we are. As you likely know by now, Monday was the big day for the Solar eclipse, and many states in the US were in the path of the “total eclipse,” as were other countries around the world. In fact, folks near Torreón, Mexico, got to experience “totality” for one of the longest periods of time, lasting 4 minutes and 28 seconds, according to NASA. Wikipedia explains that the solar eclipse of April 8, 2024, was a total solar eclipse visible within a band...