Humor (General/Chat)
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The Nuclear Grifter mocks Gaige Grosskreuz [Paul "The Predator" Prediger] to a fare-thee-well.
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In a piece titled 'Democrats Ought to Love DOGE,' the WSJ says Musk is accomplishing something nobody has ever pulled off. "Elon Musk's glorious rampage through official Washington is like something from a dream. Many conservatives and some Republicans have fantasized for decades about laying off bureaucrats and shrinking the government. Nobody’s ever pulled it off," the opinion piece reads. "Even Ronald Reagan, the great apostle of smaller government, couldn’t achieve in eight years what Mr. Musk has done in 3½ weeks." "The billionaire businessman is less apostle than avenging angel. The Department of Government Efficiency is the change we’ve...
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With the left depressed in 2025, much of the cultural energy belongs to the right. But where’s it going to go? One increasing possibility appears to be that newly self-confident right-wingers are getting into various kinds of New Age woo, the occult, gnosticism, RFK Jr. junk science, paganism, Indian esotericism, Chinese numerology, health food fads, etc. In other words, all the old craziness satirized by Umberto Eco in Foucault’s Pendulum, plus some new innovations like AI cults and God knows what else. G. K. Chesterton supposedly said, “The first effect of not believing in God is to believe in anything.”...
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Says it “turns off” women. You can’t make this up.
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He can’t even see himself in the mirror!
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What Happened With The Democrats Previous Position?
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The teacher says the reports calling Khelif a man are "disinformation."
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Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have unleashed furious attacks on Republicans for using winning the election as an excuse to try to take control of the government. Democrats have accused Republicans of attempting to make decisions as to how the government ought to be run, as if Republicans were voted to be in charge. "Winning the election gives Republicans no right to run this country," shouted Senator Elizabeth Warren at a protest. "They cannot simply come in and take control of governmental agencies simply because people voted for them. We must employ every means possible to resist this takeover." Democrats have...
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Attorney General Pam Bondi personally removed newly-installed large framed photos from a wall in the Justice Department of former President Joe Biden, former Vice President Harris, and former Attorney General Garland, sources confirmed to Breitbart News. The removal of the images comes after President Donald Trump’s political opponents tried to imprison him, bankrupt him, assassinate him, remove him from the ballot, and make him politically irrelevant by introducing a partisan committee to investigate January 6. […] Holdover employees from Biden’s DOJ installed the images of the Democrats just three weeks after Trump took office, but Bondi, recently confirmed as Trump’s...
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Frank Sanazi performing an extract from his Edinburgh Festival Fringe comedy show, Das Vegas Nights, on at the Voodoo Rooms at 10.30pm Transcript linked below video
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MURFREESBORO, TN — According to sources, local husband Scott Limber rescued his wife from depression by helpfully explaining why she should be in a good mood. "Don't worry, sweetie, you have no reason to be sad," Limber reportedly said. "Please allow me to explain to you why your sadness is slightly irrational given the current circumstances." Limber's wife, Heather, had been feeling a little stressed and mopey, but after her husband sat her down and explained why she should be in a good mood, that all changed. "You know, you're right," she said. "Thank you for explaining to me...
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Elon Musk has trolled everyone by changing his X account name to Harry Bōlz. The tech billionaire got a laugh out of his name change Tuesday, especially when CNN news anchor Dana Bash was forced to say the X-rated title on-air. Bash reluctantly looked at the camera and said: 'Disruptor-in-chief, Elon Musk, who apparently has adopted the alias - at least he changed his social media handle to Harry Bōlz - tweeted this morning "Democracy in America is being destroyed by judicial coup. An activist judge is not a real judge".' His tweet was in response to the halting of...
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CIRITH UNGOL — The One Ring must be returned to its rightful owner, The Dark Lord Sauron, a Sauron-appointed judge ruled this week.
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… “I think we can take so much of something before the human brain just like peters out and says, ‘I can’t keep up,’” Sanam Hafeez, a New York-based neuropsychologist, told Axios. The digital news site interviewed a handful of psychologists and mental health experts about the impact on Americans. Andrea Bonior, a Georgetown University professor and psychologist, told Axios she has seen an increase in patients, largely Democrats, citing burnout and despair in part due to the mounting uncertainty generated by Trump’s rapid-fire policies and the energy required to keep up. …
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When tech luminaries talk about their Christian faith, people listen.Everything clicked when Peter Thiel gave the speech about God.The occasion was a 40th birthday party for Trae Stephens, who is Mr. Thiel’s venture capital partner as well as one of the founders of Anduril Industries, a maker of high-tech defense systems and weaponry. It was a multiday affair, held in 2023 at Mr. Stephens’s home in New Mexico. It began with an evening roasting the birthday boy, followed by another toasting him and then a brunch with caviar bumps, mimosas and breakfast pizza. At the brunch (the theme was the...
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...And one man, Donald Trump, literally came in and just took that, you know, took that took that all away." "You know, so, you know, so, you know, but when I see this, you know, when I look at this, you know, you know, more globally regarding regarding, you know, regarding democracy, I also say to myself, when was this great time that everybody got along so well and, you know, things were going so so great?" "I mean, I think, you know, you know, the, I think that we really have to be careful here in, you know, in...
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1. There is no Republican party. It's the Trump party. 2. There is no Fox news. It's Trump news. 3. There is no Supreme Court. It's the Trump Court.
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Over the last two weeks, everyone has heard all about how much USAID has done for people around the world, but the ones hurt most by Trump's funding cuts are the children living in poverty-stricken countries. The Babylon Bee has put together a list below of the most essential things poor children receive through USAID: Contraceptives: The lifeblood of any 3rd-world nation. Pro subscriptions to Politico: Only $24,000 per poor kid. Rocket-propelled grenades: Along with other important weaponry to battle the Great Satan. Gay stuff: The most popular item USAID provides around the globe. Free climate change PowerPoint presentations: How...
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