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  • Today's Toons 1/12/26

    01/12/2026 4:00:14 AM PST · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/12/26 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Listen up, straight white men: a woke comedian is here to tell you what you can and can’t joke about

    01/11/2026 9:07:32 PM PST · by Cronos · 79 replies
    The telegraph ^ | 10th January 2026 | Michael Deacoj
    After denouncing un-PC comics like Ricky Gervais, Rosie Jones has presented her advice on ‘how to joke responsibly’. Pay attention, bigots --------- Rosie Jones spoke about her concerns regarding jokes made about transgender people by some well-known comedians. She said she was frustrated by what she described as “privileged cis white straight men” making jokes about “the trans community”, and named Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr in particular. Jones said: “It’s your Ricky Gervaises and Jimmy Carrs… To those boys, I’d say, with respect, shut the f— up.” She argued that comedians who do not share the experiences of the...
  • Exhausted Nation Wishes Minnesota Would Be Normal For Like Five Minutes

    01/11/2026 7:16:49 PM PST · by MinorityRepublican · 35 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 8, 2026
    U.S. — According to sources, an exhausted nation was wishing Minnesota would just be normal for, like, five minutes. Insiders revealed that every sane person in America had grown tired of Minnesota being unable to go more than a few seconds without some type of bizarre scandal or horrific incident. "Please," said one American citizen. "We're tired. Please just be normal, Minnesota. Please, we beg you." Experts were reportedly stumped as to what Minnesota's major problem is or how it got so bad. "Yeah, it beats me," said Dr. Harold Beeker, an expert on states. "Minnesota is kinda insane right...
  • Minnesota Somalia Day Care Center Fraud – AI Parody Song

    01/11/2026 5:45:24 PM PST · by Bullish · 5 replies
    YouTube ^ | 1/11/26 | Bullish
    Hilarious!! "Quality Learing center PARODY"
  • Bono calls for release of arch-terrorist Marwan Barghouti

    01/11/2026 6:48:42 AM PST · by Eleutheria5 · 38 replies
    Arutz Sheva ^ | 11/1/26
    U2 frontman and activist Bono has publicly backed a campaign calling for the release of Marwan Barghouti from an Israeli jail. Barghouti has been serving multiple life sentences since 2002 for orchestrating murderous terrorist attacks against Israelis. He is widely believed to have planned the Second Intifada, which claimed thousands of Israeli lives from 2000 to 2005. Barghouti has continued inciting terrorism from his jail cell. Despite his convictions, he is viewed by many Palestinian Arabs as a unifying figure and potential future leader. In a personal essay published in The Atlantic, Bono described Barghouti as “a leader of vision,...
  • Pigskin Pickem Thread, Wildcard Playoffs

    01/10/2026 4:28:43 AM PST · by Impy · 110 replies
    1-10-26
    Fool's Ball, Week Pigskin Pickem Thread, Wildcard Weekend Your home for all things Fool's Ball! In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)
  • “I Hate Myself for Voting Blue” – JOAN JETT Parody Song

    01/09/2026 2:34:31 PM PST · by BFW · 7 replies
    YouTube ^ | oct 2025 | #WalkAway
    Oct 11, 2025 Voters are getting disgusted by the Democrat party. We are tired of seeing our once great cities get run to the ground. Our city streets are not safe any more thanks to Democrat governance that fails to prosecute criminals and protect its law-abiding citizens. Democrats abused democracy by weaponizing the justice department against Donald Trump. Democrats are even defending rioting and attacking of federal agents who are trying to keep our cities safe from illegal aliens. If you feel regret from voting for the Democrat party, you don't have to hate your self.
  • MTA hits jackpot, raking in $1.5B in license fees from winning NYC casino bidders

    01/09/2026 5:07:53 AM PST · by dynachrome · 10 replies
    NY Post ^ | 1-8-26 | Carl Campanile
    The MTA has hit the $1.5 billion jackpot, thanks to the state collecting massive fees dedicated to mass transit from each from three bidders awarded casino licenses. Each of the three winning bidders are required to pony up a $500 million upfront license fee for the privilege to operate a casino.Under state law, the money is redirected to the Metropolitan Transportation Authority to fund the operations of its subway and buses and commuter rail lines. Mets owner Steve Cohen, in tandem with gaming partner Hard Rock, have delivered the $500 million fee to operate a “Metropolitan Park” casino complex near...
  • Today's Toons 1/9/26

    01/09/2026 4:03:05 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/9/26 | pookie18
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  • one of the best comedy routines I've seen in a while

    01/09/2026 2:24:10 AM PST · by FLT-bird · 17 replies
    Hilarious!
  • 8 Perfect New Jobs For Tim Walz

    01/08/2026 10:58:46 AM PST · by dayglored · 33 replies
    The Bee ^ | Jan 7, 2026 | The Bee
    With the announcement that he is withdrawing from the Minnesota governor's race, Tim Walz is on the hunt for a new career. Fortunately, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of jobs he'd be absolutely fabulous for: Learning Center Director: These have flourished into multi-billion-dollar businesses under his watch. Chief counselor at the "Pray Away The Straight" camp: What a perfect fit. One of those wacky inflatable tube men at a car dealership: He's already doing the motions. Might as well get paid. Supervisor of the tampon dispenser at a men's correctional facility: He's the world's...
  • Today's Toons 1/8/25

    01/08/2026 3:51:56 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/8/25 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Parenting Tip: Limit Your Child To Just 4 Hours Of Brain Rot Slop Each Day

    01/07/2026 9:26:12 AM PST · by dayglored · 21 replies
    The Bee ^ | Jan 6, 2026 | The Bee
    U.S. — Experts are now recommending parents limit their children to just four hours of brain-rotting slop each day to better prepare them for the future. Pediatricians are encouraging parents to limit the time their kids spend staring blankly at putrid, worthless garbage on a tablet or phone screen. "Children are our future, and our future is looking very dim," said Dr. Heinlen Reynolds of the AAP. "That's why it's imperative you cut out the brain rot they consume by at least half. Limit it to 3 or 4 hours, tops. But don't worry, no one expects you to...
  • Today's Toons 1/7/25

    01/07/2026 3:54:26 AM PST · by pookie18 · 19 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/7/25 | pookie18
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  • Weird Holiday Foods

    01/06/2026 5:59:24 PM PST · by MS.BEHAVIN · 185 replies
    01/06/26 | MsBehavin
    Are you bored to tears with Christmas movies?Suffering from Cabin fever? Let’s dig out some recipe books and make somethingreally different to eat! If you made something bad, give it to the dogs in the back yard! Think of all the exercise you’ll get trying to convince your dog into coming back home! It’s good exercise, too!It Really IS! Weird Vintage Recipes! click for link Candles in your cranberry Jello Mold? Sure, why not?Honestly! A Crown Roast of.....Hot Dogs??There ought to be a law!! src=http://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/5dd79f045d9b5-strange-vintage-food-cooking-recipes-90-5dd3f0e8d432b__700.jpg width=500> How about milk in 7-Up for the kiddies??You bet!(Is Laverne around?) Almonds in...
  • Somali Daycare in Minnesota 😂

    01/06/2026 2:40:01 PM PST · by Morgana · 6 replies
    @littletrumpcartoons youtube ^ | January 3, 2026 | @littletrumpcartoons
    Somali Daycare in Minnesota 😂 It's only a minute long and funny!
  • Trump to explore freezing Nicolas Maduro in carbonite for tasteful display in the Oval Office

    01/06/2026 11:21:29 AM PST · by Twotone · 12 replies
    X ^ | January 5, 2026 | Big Serge
    Pic at the site.
  • Today's Toons 1/6/26

    01/06/2026 3:44:30 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 1/6/26 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • At Least Half of All “Extraordinary Ability” Visas Are Going to Influencers, Including OnlyFans Models

    01/05/2026 3:01:28 PM PST · by MarlonRando · 31 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | 1-5-26 | Antonio Graceffo
    China recruits top STEM talent globally through programs including the Thousand Talents Plan, focusing on AI researchers, quantum computing experts, semiconductor engineers, and biotechnology researchers. The U.S., by contyrast, issues extraordinary ability visas to TikTok creators, Instagram fitness models, OnlyFans creators, and YouTube personalities.
  • Tampon Tim's Daycare

    01/05/2026 1:07:37 PM PST · by Fido969 · 8 replies
    X ^ | 01/05/25 | Some Funny Guy
    Tampon Tim The People's Friend Free Tampons for all the men. Daycares full of kids (Well kinda) But the money goes to my dear friends - From Somalia!