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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a merciful miracle, the Spirit of the Lord strengthened Elon one last time to push the pillars of Congress over, bringing the government crashing down. According to sources at the Capitol, the miracle occurred just in time to stop Congress's "big, beautiful" spending bill from being passed, while also causing the entire Capitol Building to violently collapse. Experts say the bill now has little chance of passage, as it is buried in rubble along with several hundred politicians. "Elon called to the Lord," said one witness. "He said, 'O Lord God, please remember me and...
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GAZA — The tables were turned on the infamous terrorist organization today, with horrified Hamas agreeing to a full and unconditional surrender to Israel if Europe would agree to take Greta Thunberg back. The well-known left-wing activist was said to be en route to Gaza by sea to make her presence felt in peace negotiations between the two warring sides, leaving Hamas scrambling to do whatever was necessary to stave off her arrival. "Please, don't let this happen! We will do whatever it takes to keep her away," said Hamas spokesterrorist Abu Muhammed Zahir. "While we have a reputation for...
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🚨 Trump, Donald Trump, Keir Starmer, Kier Starmer, US news, UK news, US UK trade deal, Farage Trump vs Starmer, Donald Trump Keir Starmer, Starmer’s EU deal, Trump destroys Keir Starmer LIVE! 🇬🇧🇺🇸 🔥 The Trump vs Starmer showdown just went next level in this explosive parody concert! Watch as Donald Trump humiliates Keir Starmer on live TV and savages him with a brutal rejection — backed by Tommy on drums and Elon Musk on sax! This MUST-SEE PARODY is a rallying cry for British sovereignty, Reform UK, and Nigel Farage supporters across the nation. After the smash hit “GO,...
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Trump vs Starmer showdown A brutal parody about Starmer’s EU deal Starmer free speech Trump moment Donald Trump live guitar solos Bold satire in the style of TalkTV Donald Trump Keir Starmer Echoes of Farage Trump vs Starmer rhetoric Themes of the US UK trade deal Trump Starmer Plus: Donald Trump savages Keir Starmer with a brutal rejection you won’t forget. 💥 Share this with patriots who are sick of betrayal and censorship. 🎸 Subscribe for more hard-hitting parody songs, UK political commentary, and truth through music. Lyrics👇👇 He walked in calm, all suit and smirk, Promised hope, but did...
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Sure, as far as conspiracy theories go, it’s no “Paul Is Dead,” but our 2025 timeline is what it is, and we’ve gotta make the best of it. Thus, as of late last night, a brand-new conspiracy theory has bedazzled the nation: Was Joe Biden secretly swapped with a clone and/or robotic lookalike in 2020? Because, ‘round midnight Eastern Standard Time, President Donald J. Trump re-Tweeted (Re-Truthed?) the following: https://truthsocial.com/@llijh/114604139396491788 Incidentally, his very next posting was a plug for David Mamet: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/114606254307800195 But back to the Biden-clone-robot-thingy: Naturally, this has outraged the mainstream media! Newsweek was tricked into revealing its...
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“Make sure the door remains closed,” the US president has quipped over a video showing France’s First Lady shoving her husband on a plane US President Donald Trump has said Emmanuel Macron is “fine” following an incident in which his wife Brigitte appeared to slap her husband aboard their plane.The footage, which quickly went viral, was filmed as the French first couple arrived in Hanoi, Vietnam, on May 25 to begin a Southeast Asia tour. As the aircraft door opened, Macron was seen speaking to someone off-camera. Two arms in red sleeves then reached out and pushed his face,...
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Former US President Joe Biden delivered his first public address since the announcement of his Stage 4 prostate cancer diagnosis, participating in a Memorial Day commemoration in his home state of Delaware on Friday. Speaking to reporters following the event, Biden addressed his health and his decision not to seek re-election in 2024. Biden firmly dismissed any concerns regarding his cognitive and physical fitness. "You can see that I‘m mentally incompetent and I can‘t walk, and I can beat the hell out of both of them," he quipped in response to a reporter's query about discussions surrounding his health during...
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The Democratic Party is struggling with approval among men. They know they're going to have to turn that around if they want to have any chance in 2028. To help the Democrats out, The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of things the party is planning to do to win back male voters: Beards: Having hair on your face automatically makes you look more competent, no matter how feminine you may act. Create more young men by trans-ing young women: Soon, women will no longer exist, and the Democrats will have all the men. More butt slaps: It...
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CAMBRIDGE, MA — With the Trump administration banning Harvard University from taking international students, the school was forced to begin accepting students from Ohio. "I can't believe I'm doing this," said Harvard Dean of Admissions Phil Donahue. "I never thought we would fall so far. I've spent my entire life trying to never even speak to someone from Ohio, much less allow them into Harvard. This is rock bottom."
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My latest song. Jazz musicians will understand.
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Ice in Texas caught an illegal alien hiding in a tree.
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"The White House and some Republicans in Congress have accused NPR of promoting a liberal bias. How do you respond?" NPR CEO Katherine Maher: "We're a nonpartisan news organization. We do not seek to favor any political party at all." Does anyone actually believe this???
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U.S. — After spending hundreds of millions of dollars on political consultants to learn how to win men back, the Democratic Party unveiled its new strategy of having a gay guy grow a beard. As men have left the Democratic Party in droves over the past several elections, Democrats believe they can reverse the tide by having a very small homosexual man sprout a light beard. "This will do the trick," said political consultant Dan Jennings as he rubbed more Rogaine onto Pete Buttigieg's jawline. "If you want to win back men, there is nothing better than a homo...
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