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  • Vanity: Is It Possible to Commission a Statue of a Statue Being Torn Down?

    07/03/2020 7:39:46 AM PDT · by Don@VB
    Me | 7/3/2020 | Me
    We live in CRAZY times. It's the only time when this question would ever make sense.
  • Tourists Flock From Around Country To View Ancient Ruins Of CHAZ

    07/03/2020 3:35:53 AM PDT · by xp38 · 13 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | July 2 2020 | The Babylon Bee
    SEATTLE, WA—There's a hot new tourist destination this summer: the ancient ruins of CHAZ/CHOP in present-day Seattle. The ancient country was once a bustling center of commerce and trade, its chief export being outrage and its chief import being everything needed to survive like food, shelter, and water. "Look at the remains of this ancient, primitive civilization -- it's quite fascinating," said one woman as she pointed to a sea of abandoned tents. "They seem to have nearly discovered the secret of fire. Though it appears they used it mainly to light up these bongs over here." A tour guide...
  • H.L. Mencken: Misfit In 21st-Century America

    07/03/2020 1:29:58 AM PDT · by Viking2002 · 6 replies
    WorldNet Daily ^ | July 2, 2020 | ILANA MERCER
    H.L. Mencken, a contrarian polemicist and the consummate critic, who wrote prolifically and prodigiously from 1899 until 1948, may no longer seem relevant, but the fault would not be his. Mencken was a well-read bon vivant with a taste for Teutonic philosophy and a fidelity to immutable truth. He was also a brilliant satirist and a writer whose facility with the English idiom and grasp of intellectual history are unsurpassed. How can a phenom like Mencken appeal in our age, The Age of the Idiot? He can’t: He should, but he can’t. Henry Louis Mencken cannot appeal to the bumper...
  • Today's Toons 7/3/20

    07/03/2020 1:03:22 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 25 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 7/3/20 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Flashback: Stan Freberg - Elderly Man River (haven't we been through all of this before in another time and place?)

    07/02/2020 7:49:36 PM PDT · by a fool in paradise · 10 replies
    Youtube (Capital Records) ^ | 1962 | Stan Freberg
    Elderly Man River- Stan Freberg and Daws Butler audio at the link
  • Parody Video: Hitler Phones Biden

    07/02/2020 4:55:44 PM PDT · by EdnaMode · 17 replies
    You Tube ^ | June 19, 2020 | Hitler Rants Parodies
    Downfall parody created by Hitler Rants Parodies
  • Top-Rated Italian Bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli To Protect Ghislaine Maxwell

    07/02/2020 2:08:43 PM PDT · by Diana in Wisconsin · 31 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | July 2, 2020 | Babylon Bee Staff
    BRADFORD, NH—Following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell for sex abuse charges, the FBI is taking no chances in keeping her safe while she awaits trial. Sparing no expense, the FBI has hired top-notch Italian bodyguard Hiluigi Clintonelli. “It's-a me, Clintonelli!” said the world-renowned bodyguard arriving at the prison. Thanks to the particularly glowing reviews from high-profile individuals such as President Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew, all federal prison security checks were waived for Hiluigi. “There’s simply no one else that we trust to execute this job as she can.” “Mamma mia, this simply will not do!” exclaimed Hiluigi Clintonelli as...
  • The Visit (Ghislaine Maxwell gets a visit in jail..) HUMOR

    07/02/2020 10:49:05 AM PDT · by bitt · 11 replies
    youtube ^ | 7/2/2020 | The United Spot
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqreKUx8CE&feature=emb_logo
  • World’s Dumbest Robber! This Makes My Day!

    07/02/2020 10:08:35 AM PDT · by ProtectOurFreedom · 34 replies
    Twitter ^ | July 2, 2020 | Anon
    This is an absolutely hilarious video of two women in a convenience store who refuse to open the register for a robber. The women then leave the store and lock the door from the outside. The now-trapped crook realizes he is trapped and goes nuts trying to break out. The security bars on the windows foil him and finally the police come and nab him. All the while he is moaning that “I’m going to jail.”
  • ****ALMOST FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*****

    07/02/2020 9:06:56 AM PDT · by Colonial35 · 14 replies
    Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience. Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other,...
  • IDEAS for Trump Mask

    07/02/2020 6:52:11 AM PDT · by LeonardFMason · 14 replies
    July 4th Fun - I am thinking Trump SHOULD start wearing Masks with attacks on the Press and Democrats.
  • Today's Toons 7/2/20

    07/02/2020 3:34:01 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 7/2/20 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Trump Generously Offers To Give Biden 30-Minute Head Start On All Debate Responses (satire)

    07/02/2020 3:30:44 AM PDT · by knighthawk · 10 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | July 01 2020
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—There has been talk about canceling the Trump-Biden debates, since Biden might have trouble competing with Trump's scathing wit and daunting intellect, or at least might just have trouble stringing together sentences. But Trump, being generous in demeanor and full of grace, has offered to give Biden a full 30-minute head start on all debate responses. The president made the offer at a press conference this morning. "We want this to be a fair fight," he said. "Biden can go ahead and take an extra thirty minutes. Heck, he could take an extra hour. I'm very tough to debate...
  • SATIRE: Democrats say the president should use his emergency powers to mandate that everyone must wear a mask in public to improve our health and our economy.

    07/01/2020 11:37:43 AM PDT · by Jim Robinson · 31 replies
    Democrats say the president should use his emergency powers to mandate that everyone must wear a mask in public to improve our health and our economy. Ok, if we're now using emergency powers to negate the constitution and separation of powers, there are lots of things the president can do improve our health and our economy. For example: He can declare a total tax holiday for the next six months (hmmm... make it retractive to the first of the year), including all federal, state and local income taxes, payroll taxes, real estate taxes, sales taxes, excise taxes, fuel taxes, telephone...
  • Keisha Lance Bottoms Tweets Hilariously Blatant VP Plea

    07/01/2020 6:10:45 AM PDT · by teeman8r · 9 replies
    Whatfinger.com ^ | 07.01.2020 | whatfinger.com
    This is a link... and i thought the bumper stickers would be funny. Biden Lance Bottoms
  • Today's Toons 7/1/20

    07/01/2020 1:27:46 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Politics Forums ^ | 7/1/20 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... July, August and September 2020

    06/30/2020 11:45:23 PM PDT · by JustAmy · 21 replies
    7-1-2020 | Meg33; The Mayor, Trisham, JustAmy
    Welcome To.... 'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets and those who enjoy poetry.'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepersyour thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*. Enjoy! :) Never Forget! Bad Penny Amy's personal guardian ~ the ever charming, lovable, huggable, LouieWolf Many thanks for stopping by. : )
  • Biden Lying like a Dog at his Presser

    06/30/2020 10:18:09 AM PDT · by Tennessee Nana · 135 replies
    FOXNEWS ^ | June 30, 2020 | Tennessee Nana
    Biden on Fox News lying about the history of the virus in the US...
  • I Believe In UFO's.

    06/30/2020 7:50:50 AM PDT · by JAG 5000 · 77 replies
    JAG 5000
    This piece below is 100% fun lunacy. If you are not in the mood to read an absurd pointless piece, then read no further . . . ___________ "There is good solid evidence for the reality of UFO's", say some people. My reply to them is this: ____________ I believe in UFO's. Just yesterday my wife and I were out in the back yard when an Unidentified Flying Object landed on our patio table as we were relaxing sipping tea. Good Lands! I exclaimed, what can that be? My wife immediately recognized it as a UFO. I noticed that it...
  • Love Note

    06/30/2020 5:48:15 AM PDT · by sodpoodle · 4 replies
    email | 6/30/2020 | unknown
    A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had it and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note... After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming...