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  • Illinois Brewery Really Made A Cicada-Infused Liqueur

    05/22/2024 9:14:52 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 26 replies
    B100 Radio ^ | 22 May 2024 | Sarah Stringer
    An Illinois Brewery Really Made A Cicada-Infused Liqueur Lobster-Like Flavor Sensation: Believe it or not, the 17-year old virgin cicadas bring a flavor reminiscent of succulent lobster to this insanely delicious concoction. It's a taste you won't find anywhere else, and it's only available once every 17 years! I don't think it's possible to make Malört any worse so I can get behind this idea. Cicadas have a nutty flavor and according to the brewery, they bring a lobster-like flavor to the Malört. Read More: An Illinois Brewery Really Made A Cicada-Infused Liqueur | Don't eat cicadas if you're...
  • She fails the virtue signaling test.

    05/22/2024 5:55:15 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 16 replies
    She is charged with failure to virtue signal correctly. "From the mountains to the sea, Palestine will be free!"............Wait, what????................... VIDEO AT LINK.......................
  • Today's Toons 5/22/24

    05/22/2024 1:23:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/22/24 | pookie18
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  • LAUGH-IN Season 1, Ep 4 Goldie Hawn, Cher, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In

    05/21/2024 1:43:47 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 19 replies
    Crackle ^ | Rowan & Martin
    Sketches include Introduction of Goldie Hawn, Cher as Pocahontas, Cocktail Party, Tim and Cher's mountie duet, Laugh-In does Shakespeare, Salute to censorship, Tim in Olympic athlete blackouts, and the famous Joke Wall. Season 1, Episode 4, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Rowan & Martin’s Laugh In - The original rapid fire sketch comedy show. Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving sketch comedy series.
  • Biden's newest gaffe had some rhythm so I set it to music with a few of his greatest hits

    05/21/2024 12:38:43 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 5 replies
    Not The Bee ^ | May 21, 2024 | Staff
    Biden is out here giving me gems like this: "After I signed the packandelempackatlackact into law" - Joe Biden What???? I decided to set it to music, and while someone could totally do better, I think it slaps! VIDEO AT LINK........................ Keep the greatest hits coming, Mr. President! VIDEO AT LINK................
  • Today's Toons 5/21/24

    05/21/2024 3:40:44 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/21/24 | pookie18
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  • What’s the Best Quick Lasagna Hack, According to the ‘Garfield’ Cookbook?

    05/20/2024 9:05:26 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 38 replies
    Eater ^ | May 20, 2024 | Bettina Makalintal
    We tested three recipes from Garfield... Recipes with Cattitude! to find outGarfieldGarfield famously loves lasagna — so much so that Garfield... Recipes with Cattitude!, a 2013 Gooseberry Patch cookbook devotes a chapter to recipes for just lasagna, pasta, and pizza. Looking past the fact that cats don’t really eat lasagna, this is the thing that’s never added up: Lasagna is also famously a lot of work — I would know, since I recently put myself through the paces testing internet-famous lasagna recipes — and Garfield’s human owner Jon, longtime bachelor that he is, isn’t known for being a terribly good...
  • Draw Mohammad Day

    05/20/2024 11:19:54 AM PDT · by Nateman · 47 replies
    Free Republic ^ | may 20 , 2024 | nateman
    Today is a special day ! Not just because some Iranian leaders have now joined Mohammad in Hell today. On May 20th , 2010 the first Draw Mohammad Day went viral . In dishonor of this evil Pedo Profit , founder of the worst religion in the world, let the mocking begin!The original sign said "Death to those who insult Islam". With any luck some wack a doodle muzzy will see these guys and not knowing any better will serve up some instant karma to these fellows. Speaking of Prophets , this was made before the slaughter of little girls...
  • Nearly 900K bags of tea recalled over high levels of pesticide residue (only one 'organic' company)

    05/20/2024 11:12:10 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 13 replies
    Fox ^ | 5-20-24 | Daniella Genovese
    Nearly 900,000 bags of tea are being recalled after officials detected excessive levels of pesticide residues, federal health officials warned. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) posted a notice that 54,846 packs of East West Tea Company's Organic Yogi Echinacea Immune Support tea bags, are being recalled because "pesticide residues were detected above action levels." Each pack includes 16 tea bags, and there are four packs per box, equating to 877,536 bags of tea.
  • Today's Toons 5/20/24

    05/20/2024 1:24:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/20/24 | pookie18
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  • Democrat MA Town That Voted Overwhelmingly for Joe Biden Furious They Got What They Voted For

    05/19/2024 11:05:15 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 32 replies
    Gateway pundit ^ | 5-19-24 | Margaret Flavin
    Norfolk, Massachusetts’ 11,500 residents voted overwhelmingly for Joe Biden in 2020. Now, residents are up in arms that they are getting exactly what they voted for. The state announced it is refurbishing the Massachusetts Bay State Correctional Center in Norfolk, which formerly served as a minimum-security dorm-like facility. The move will alleviate the hundreds of illegals currently camped out at Boston’s Logan International Airport and provide housing for six to twelve months.
  • Anunnaki: Mythological Sumerian Gods or Space Aliens?

    05/18/2024 6:34:34 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 82 replies
    Greek Reporter ^ | May 17, 2024 | Philip Chrysopoulos
    The Anunnaki gods were worshipped by the Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia long before the Greeks praised the Olympian gods or the Egyptians prayed to Osiris. While Zeus and the rest of the Greek gods resided at the top of Mount Olympus, and Osiris was the god of the earth and the underworld, the Anunnaki were winged deities who lived up in the heavens and came down to Earth to decide on people’s destiny. The Sumerians had many myths involving the Anunnaki gods passing judgment on humans. The gods were described as children of the Earth and sky. This indicates they...
  • College Audience Groans During Her Embarrassing Speech in Front of Her Husband

    05/18/2024 6:28:42 PM PDT · by Morgana · 38 replies
    Conservative Twins ^ | May 18, 2024 | Conservative Twins
    Quote from the video "...what the **** was that woman talking about you sit in the cartoons where somebody's on stage and that that performance is not going well they take a hook and yank you off stage I was waiting for that hook to come in and drag her *** off stage get your *** off the stage everybody look like why is this bit here yeah that was like one of the worst speech over here..."
  • Squirrel With A Gun (video game trailer)

    05/18/2024 1:12:43 PM PDT · by Ciaphas Cain · 20 replies
    YouTube ^ | May 10, 2024
    Trailer for upcoming video game Squirrel With A Gun.
  • The Supreme Court Changed My Sex Life Forever - Dark Times

    05/18/2024 9:30:47 AM PDT · by Morgana · 57 replies
    Live Action News Youtube ^ | July 7, 2023 | Live Action
    It's been one whole year since Roe v. Wade was overturned, which means they've been making abortion illegal all over the place. So these are dark times, as NPR and InsiderNews have reported: Because now that Roe v. Wade is overturned, a woman can get pregnant just by having sex. "I find myself in this really bizarre state where I'm asking guys about things like their values and trustworthiness before sleeping with them." "Before a girl would have sex with me, but now she's asking me all these dumb questions like, "Do you love me?" and "What happens if...
  • Satan Asks Democrats To Tone Down All The Evil

    05/17/2024 3:46:57 PM PDT · by packagingguy · 15 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | May 17, 2024 | The Babylon Bee Staff
    There's an election coming up and Satan is a bit worried that Democrats are really going too far and will turn off the voting public. Satan really appreciates all the work they are doing to kill babies, destroy America, mutilate kids, genocide the Jews, and all sorts of other things he really approves, but they really need to tone down a bit for a few months. Oh when he said that everyone in the room went into a tizzy.
  • Fetterman Apologizes to ‘The Jerry Springer Show’ for Comparing House to It After Hearing Goes off the Rails

    05/17/2024 11:25:25 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 38 replies
    Independent Journal Review ^ | May 17, 2024 | Bradley Cortright
    Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) is issuing an apology for a comparison he made regarding the House of Representatives. On Thursday night, Americans were aghast after watching a drama filled hearing of the House Oversight Committee which featured several minutes of members lobbing personal insults at each other. In a post on X, Fetterman shared a CNN article about the moment and wrote, “In the past, I’ve described the U.S. House as The Jerry Springer Show.” “Today, I’m apologizing to The Jerry Springer Show,” he added. During the hearing on Thursday, Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) asked Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.)...
  • Let's Play 'Spot the Secret Service Guys'...........

    05/17/2024 9:42:20 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 36 replies
    Daily Mail UK ^ | May 17, 2024 | Me
    Can you spot the Secret Service guys?.................
  • Donald Trump's 7 Debate Demands Revealed

    05/17/2024 8:30:20 AM PDT · by dayglored · 32 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 16, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    Details were still being ironed out, but it was confirmed yesterday that the world could now look forward to another debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. While Biden's list of conditions to agree to the debate made the rounds on social media, Trump's list of demands was not made public… until now. The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of Donald Trump's debate demands: Benny Hill music must be played whenever Biden wanders around the stage: His aimless shuffling will be much more entertaining to the viewing audience set to "Yakety Sax." Moderators have to be smoking hot:...
  • Today's Toons 5/17/24

    05/17/2024 1:20:19 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 14 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/17/24 | pookie18
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