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  • Today's Toons 5/24/24

    05/24/2024 1:19:54 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 9 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/24/24 | pookie18
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  • The Ghetto Congresswoman BLOCKED me for impersonating her. Who Wore it Better ?

    05/23/2024 7:26:10 PM PDT · by Morgana · 6 replies
    Terrence K Williams ^ | May 23, 2024 | Terrence K Williams
    Jasmine Crockett blocks Terrence K. Williams for this...
  • Baby Opossum Scurries Through LAX, Captured by Animal Control

    05/23/2024 2:56:29 PM PDT · by DallasBiff · 13 replies
    TMZ ^ | 5/23/24 | TMZ
    This opossum had a big day at LAX! The little critter didn't quite make his way through TSA though, eventually getting nabbed by animal control. All's well that ends well, however ... we were told he would be released in a local park!
  • One of the most unusual heists in America seems to be unfolding at Taco Bell

    05/23/2024 10:28:25 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 21 replies
    SFGate ^ | 22 May 2024 | Ariana Bindman
    The strange saga of the Taco Bell art heist. It all began in 2015 in Westlake, Ohio, when a burglar ran off with one of his pieces and disappeared, stumping local police Though Taco Bell purchased the originals for their corporate offices in 2003, he explained, the prints have scattered like seeds in the underground art market, where they’re now listed for sale for as much as $10,000 apiece. Unsurprisingly, it seems like employees are in on it.
  • Weird: Soros-Funded D.A. Declines To Prosecute Soros-Funded Campus Protesters

    05/23/2024 10:26:41 AM PDT · by george76 · 6 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | May 22, 2024 | Babylon Bee
    NEW YORK, NY — In what analysts have labeled a shocking turn of events, a district attorney whose career had been funded by global powerbroker George Soros declined to prosecute a group of violent university campus protesters who had also been funded by global powerbroker George Soros. The surprising development came unexpectedly following college campus protests in various places across the country, with district attorneys strangely choosing to not prosecute lawbreakers who had been financed by the same person who had put the district attorneys themselves in office. "I have chosen to not pursue charges," said New York District Attorney...
  • A strong message to the US government from Gen Z. Musical video—1 min

    05/23/2024 7:38:04 AM PDT · by Phoenix8 · 20 replies
    X ^ | May 2024 | Unknown
    A strong message to the US Government from Gen Z. This will leave you quivering in fear.
  • Today's Toons 5/23/24

    05/23/2024 3:51:05 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/23/24 | pookie18
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  • Illinois Brewery Really Made A Cicada-Infused Liqueur

    05/22/2024 9:14:52 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 26 replies
    B100 Radio ^ | 22 May 2024 | Sarah Stringer
    An Illinois Brewery Really Made A Cicada-Infused Liqueur Lobster-Like Flavor Sensation: Believe it or not, the 17-year old virgin cicadas bring a flavor reminiscent of succulent lobster to this insanely delicious concoction. It's a taste you won't find anywhere else, and it's only available once every 17 years! I don't think it's possible to make Malört any worse so I can get behind this idea. Cicadas have a nutty flavor and according to the brewery, they bring a lobster-like flavor to the Malört. Read More: An Illinois Brewery Really Made A Cicada-Infused Liqueur | Don't eat cicadas if you're...
  • She fails the virtue signaling test.

    05/22/2024 5:55:15 AM PDT · by Red Badger · 16 replies
    She is charged with failure to virtue signal correctly. "From the mountains to the sea, Palestine will be free!"............Wait, what????................... VIDEO AT LINK.......................
  • Today's Toons 5/22/24

    05/22/2024 1:23:08 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/22/24 | pookie18
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  • LAUGH-IN Season 1, Ep 4 Goldie Hawn, Cher, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In

    05/21/2024 1:43:47 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 19 replies
    Crackle ^ | Rowan & Martin
    Sketches include Introduction of Goldie Hawn, Cher as Pocahontas, Cocktail Party, Tim and Cher's mountie duet, Laugh-In does Shakespeare, Salute to censorship, Tim in Olympic athlete blackouts, and the famous Joke Wall. Season 1, Episode 4, Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Rowan & Martin’s Laugh In - The original rapid fire sketch comedy show. Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving sketch comedy series.
  • Biden's newest gaffe had some rhythm so I set it to music with a few of his greatest hits

    05/21/2024 12:38:43 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 5 replies
    Not The Bee ^ | May 21, 2024 | Staff
    Biden is out here giving me gems like this: "After I signed the packandelempackatlackact into law" - Joe Biden What???? I decided to set it to music, and while someone could totally do better, I think it slaps! VIDEO AT LINK........................ Keep the greatest hits coming, Mr. President! VIDEO AT LINK................
  • Today's Toons 5/21/24

    05/21/2024 3:40:44 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 11 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/21/24 | pookie18
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  • What’s the Best Quick Lasagna Hack, According to the ‘Garfield’ Cookbook?

    05/20/2024 9:05:26 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 38 replies
    Eater ^ | May 20, 2024 | Bettina Makalintal
    We tested three recipes from Garfield... Recipes with Cattitude! to find outGarfieldGarfield famously loves lasagna — so much so that Garfield... Recipes with Cattitude!, a 2013 Gooseberry Patch cookbook devotes a chapter to recipes for just lasagna, pasta, and pizza. Looking past the fact that cats don’t really eat lasagna, this is the thing that’s never added up: Lasagna is also famously a lot of work — I would know, since I recently put myself through the paces testing internet-famous lasagna recipes — and Garfield’s human owner Jon, longtime bachelor that he is, isn’t known for being a terribly good...
  • Draw Mohammad Day

    05/20/2024 11:19:54 AM PDT · by Nateman · 47 replies
    Free Republic ^ | may 20 , 2024 | nateman
    Today is a special day ! Not just because some Iranian leaders have now joined Mohammad in Hell today. On May 20th , 2010 the first Draw Mohammad Day went viral . In dishonor of this evil Pedo Profit , founder of the worst religion in the world, let the mocking begin!The original sign said "Death to those who insult Islam". With any luck some wack a doodle muzzy will see these guys and not knowing any better will serve up some instant karma to these fellows. Speaking of Prophets , this was made before the slaughter of little girls...
  • Nearly 900K bags of tea recalled over high levels of pesticide residue (only one 'organic' company)

    05/20/2024 11:12:10 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 13 replies
    Fox ^ | 5-20-24 | Daniella Genovese
    Nearly 900,000 bags of tea are being recalled after officials detected excessive levels of pesticide residues, federal health officials warned. The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) posted a notice that 54,846 packs of East West Tea Company's Organic Yogi Echinacea Immune Support tea bags, are being recalled because "pesticide residues were detected above action levels." Each pack includes 16 tea bags, and there are four packs per box, equating to 877,536 bags of tea.
  • Today's Toons 5/20/24

    05/20/2024 1:24:47 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 5/20/24 | pookie18
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  • Democrat MA Town That Voted Overwhelmingly for Joe Biden Furious They Got What They Voted For

    05/19/2024 11:05:15 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 32 replies
    Gateway pundit ^ | 5-19-24 | Margaret Flavin
    Norfolk, Massachusetts’ 11,500 residents voted overwhelmingly for Joe Biden in 2020. Now, residents are up in arms that they are getting exactly what they voted for. The state announced it is refurbishing the Massachusetts Bay State Correctional Center in Norfolk, which formerly served as a minimum-security dorm-like facility. The move will alleviate the hundreds of illegals currently camped out at Boston’s Logan International Airport and provide housing for six to twelve months.
  • Anunnaki: Mythological Sumerian Gods or Space Aliens?

    05/18/2024 6:34:34 PM PDT · by nickcarraway · 82 replies
    Greek Reporter ^ | May 17, 2024 | Philip Chrysopoulos
    The Anunnaki gods were worshipped by the Sumerians of ancient Mesopotamia long before the Greeks praised the Olympian gods or the Egyptians prayed to Osiris. While Zeus and the rest of the Greek gods resided at the top of Mount Olympus, and Osiris was the god of the earth and the underworld, the Anunnaki were winged deities who lived up in the heavens and came down to Earth to decide on people’s destiny. The Sumerians had many myths involving the Anunnaki gods passing judgment on humans. The gods were described as children of the Earth and sky. This indicates they...
  • College Audience Groans During Her Embarrassing Speech in Front of Her Husband

    05/18/2024 6:28:42 PM PDT · by Morgana · 38 replies
    Conservative Twins ^ | May 18, 2024 | Conservative Twins
    Quote from the video "...what the **** was that woman talking about you sit in the cartoons where somebody's on stage and that that performance is not going well they take a hook and yank you off stage I was waiting for that hook to come in and drag her *** off stage get your *** off the stage everybody look like why is this bit here yeah that was like one of the worst speech over here..."