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  • Sam Kinison Sings "Are You Lonesome Tonight" And Sits Down With Johnny | Carson Tonight Show

    01/17/2022 10:58:27 AM PST · by Old Yeller · 15 replies
    YouTube ^ | Nov. 8, 2021 | none
    Sam Kinison Sings "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
  • No pandering to snowflakes here! Motivational posters from the 1920s that taught workers to pull their socks up

    01/17/2022 7:58:08 AM PST · by mairdie · 23 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 17 January 2022 | Jessica Green
    A fascinating collection of 1920s 'life-coaching' posters which were designed to encourage good behaviour in the workplace have come to light. They were produced by the now-defunct print company Parker-Holladay who created the well-dressed character Bill Jones to dispense pearls of wisdom and have emerged for sale for £3,000 with Ewbank's Auctions, of Woking, Surrey. The 'productivity at work' posters were placed in factories and offices across Britain and carried messages about self-control and avoiding confrontation. They were so successful that they were used in America and Canada.
  • Another midterm worry for Biden White House: probes and impeachment attempts

    01/17/2022 7:28:41 AM PST · by DUMBGRUNT · 38 replies
    AOL ^ | 17 Jan 2022 | JEFF MASON
    The U.S. midterm elections are some 10 months away, but President Biden's administration and allies already foresee a possible scenario in which Republicans take the House of Representatives, the Senate, or both, and launch a series of investigations and attempts to impeach the president. It hired a special advisor, former New Orleans Mayor Mitch Landrieu, to oversee implementation of the $1 trillion infrastructure law, which Republicans would likely scrutinize in search of fraud. "They’ll subpoena everything under the sun," said Richard Painter, former associate counsel under Republican President George W. Bush. “We are going to go after this administrative state,...
  • Today's Toons 1/17/22

    01/17/2022 4:04:57 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/17/22 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Phoney Biden

    01/17/2022 2:08:20 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 4 replies
    email from a friend | 1/17/2022 | unknown
    President Biden visits a remote Native American reservation. With news crews following him around as they tour the place, the President asks the chief if there is anything they need. "Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic, but no doctor to man it.” Biden whips out his cellphone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes, and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days.” "Now what was the second problem?” "We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation...
  • Prince Andrew's teddy bear tantrums revealed: Ex-Royal protection officer claims Duke of York would 'shout and scream' if palace maids knocked out of place his collection of 60 stuffed toys

    01/16/2022 2:14:07 PM PST · by RummyChick · 52 replies
    dm ^ | 1/16/2022 | terry
    Prince Andrew would 'shout and scream' if his teddy bear collection was knocked out of place by palace maids, a former royalty protection officer has claimed. Former bodyguard Paul Page made the revelation during an interview with Ranvir Singh for the upcoming ITV documentary, Ghislaine, Prince Andrew and the Paedophile. The former constable, who left the Metropolitan Police in 2007, was part of the elite Royal Protection Squad and had access to the Duke of York's private residence. He claimed that Andrew had a bed with '50 or 60' stuffed toys and maids were given a laminated picture so each...
  • 60 Years Together

    01/16/2022 3:45:35 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 18 replies
    email from a friend | 1/16/2022 | unknown
    An elderly couple were celebrating their 60 years together. Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry," said the father. "Important thing is we're all together today." Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great. Dad, I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you." “It’s...
  • One for the "You can't make this stuff up" file...

    01/15/2022 6:39:25 PM PST · by ThunderSleeps · 26 replies
    Self | 1/15/22 | Thunder Sleeps
    Happened to be stuck in traffic this afternoon with some friends coming back from an event. Bumper to bumper, 4 wide, stop and go. (bad accident) Happen to end up next to a hearse. Look over, and the driver "alone" in the in vehicle, is wearing a mask. I wanted to roll down my window and shout "HE (SHE) IS ALREADY DEAD, YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR A MASK TO PROTECT HIM/HER!" I mean honestly. The level of insanity I've seen lately... SMDH...
  • Alleged Drunk Driver Backed Into Police Car, Poured Out Alcohol While Being Questioned

    01/15/2022 5:00:56 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 11 replies
    MSN ^ | 1/13 | Catherine Ferris
    A woman pulled over for several traffic violations in Troy, Michigan, was questioned by the police about the liquid in a plastic cup in her car. She reportedly told officers it was an alcoholic beverage before spilling it out on the ground. Local station WDIV-TV reported that officers pulled the woman over at 10:22 p.m. on January 3. The 35-year-old woman came to a stop in her SUV, but put it in reverse and hit the bumper of the police squad car. Officials said that when responding officers spoke with the woman, who did not have a driver's license with...
  • Urine Therapy For Covid

    01/15/2022 10:01:30 AM PST · by Babba Gi · 33 replies
    Twitter ^ | 1/14/2022 | Brent Turhune
    Urine Therapy
  • The Sweet Tears of DU's Communists

    01/14/2022 10:57:00 AM PST · by Levy78 · 45 replies
    1/14/22 | Self
    If you're one of us who thoroughly enjoy when the commie filth at DU are in the depressive phase of their severe bi-polar, then I have a few threads for your enjoyment! The daily outright kookiness and idiocy of this merry band of trannies, commies, mental health patients, fruitcakes and self-hating whites is enough to leave your mouth agape. However, when they're in their throes of despondency, nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is more enjoyable than reading it firsthand. I've done the dirty work, trudged through the marxist sewer and hand selected a few threads so that you may have...
  • The Official Friday Silliness Thread

    01/14/2022 10:28:38 AM PST · by Trillian · 10 replies
    I love this clip from Frasier. My son found this the other day and it is hilarious. I'm a big Burn Notice fan :) It's 46 minutes long. Bruce Campbell & Jeffrey Donovan at Denver Comic Con
  • Blondes are More Fun

    01/14/2022 5:17:05 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 76 replies
    email from a friend | 1/14/2022 | unknown
    CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, “What's the story?” He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.” She asks, “How often do I have to do that?” SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday they took my license away and now today you expect...
  • SCOTUS Rules Healthcare Workers Are The Only People Who Can't Make Decisions About Their Own Health SATIRE

    01/14/2022 3:56:02 AM PST · by gattaca · 8 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 13, 2022 | Babylon Bee
    U.S.—In a landmark ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court has determined that Biden's vaccine mandate for private businesses is unconstitutional. However, in a split decision, they also determined that healthcare workers are the only ones who should not be allowed to make decisions about their own health. "Healthcare workers have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to important healthcare decisions. They aren't smart like us," said the group of judges that includes people like Sotomayor, in a ruling in favor of a Federal Government that includes people like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. "The personal health choices of...
  • Today's Toons 1/14/22

    01/14/2022 3:48:52 AM PST · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/14/22 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Report: Inflation Now Higher Than Biden’s Approval Rating

    01/13/2022 7:26:50 PM PST · by xp38 · 6 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | Jan. 13 2022 | The Babylon Bee
    U.S.—In a historic first, the inflation rate of the U.S. Dollar has surpassed the approval rating of the President. "Wow! My inflation is way higher than Trump's inflation! Record high! Take that, Trump!" said Biden to a bowl of oranges he had mistaken for Trump. "It's so high it even passed my really high approval rating! That's how you do it, Jack!" Biden's aides then rushed in to explain that high inflation is a bad thing. According to experts, runaway inflation is so high that it has broken the inflation meters on all the economist's inflation measuring machines. Many are...
  • Going to DU Now to Drink Salty Tears of Ultimate Sadness

    01/13/2022 12:34:04 PM PST · by WMarshal · 53 replies
    Free Republic ^ | Wmarshal
    What will you all do to enjoy this moment of schadenfreude for the despicable communists?
  • Bender2 Memorial Pigskin Pickem Thread, Wildcard Playoffs

    01/13/2022 12:28:09 PM PST · by Impy · 184 replies
    Fool's Ball: Wildcard Weekend!!!! Your home for all things Fool's Ball! In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)
  • Viking Kitty/ZoT Rebuild

    01/13/2022 4:21:32 AM PST · by Bikkuri · 408 replies
    FreeRepublic ^ | 1/13/2022 | Bikkuri
    Ok, deleted 4 paragraphs.. We need to bring back the Kitties (Viking Kitties/ZoT).. It is getting 'lax' here on FR, and I have received both Freepmail and email about the currant situation...
  • Civilization in 20 22

    01/13/2022 4:06:51 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 4 replies
    email from a friend | 1/13/2022 | unknown
    Civilization in 20 22 - this is ‘Priceless’ Our Phones - Wireless Cooking - Fireless Cars - Keyless Food - Fatless Tires -Tubeless Dress - Sleeveless Youth - Jobless Leaders - Shameless Relationships - Meaningless Attitudes - Careless Babies - Fatherless Feelings - Heartless Education - Valueless Children – Mannerless We are-SPEECHLESS, Government-is CLUELESS, And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS! I'm scared - S***less