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  • She blocked the ICE vehicle. ICE put her on the ground......

    11/02/2026 11:55:30 AM PST · by Red Badger · 27 replies
    x.com/Sassafrass_84 ^ | Sassafrass_84
    0:36 VIDEO AT LINK............... Bam Bitch went down. lol I watched this several times. Not gonna lie. She blocked the ICE vehicle. ICE put her on the ground. Outside Broadview, she stood in front of the vehicle and refused to move. Agent shoved her out of the way and she hit the pavement. Don’t stand in front of federal vehicles. Don’t play roadblock. ICE doesn’t ask twice. They clear the path. FAFO. https://x.com/LibOrNormal/status/2116497964076085715/video/1
  • Stolen luxury watch returned to Tokyo store via courier with apology note

    11/02/2026 11:44:53 AM PST · by chajin · 2 replies
    The Japan Times ^ | November 2, 2026 | Jiji
    A luxury wristwatch stolen from a watch shop at a shopping complex in Tokyo’s Nakano Ward last week was later returned to the store via a delivery service, accompanied by a handwritten note of apology, investigative sources said Monday. According to police and other sources, the theft occurred at around 8 p.m. on Thursday at a watch shop on the Nakano Broadway complex’s third floor. A man tried on a luxury Audemars Piguet watch worth about ¥46 million ($292,000) and then fled with it. Two store employees were present at the time and neither was injured. The watch was returned...
  • Today's Toons 11/2/26

    11/02/2026 1:24:07 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 11/2/26 | pookie18
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  • Duolingo Introduces ‘Kamala Harris’ As Its Newest Language

    11/01/2026 10:18:40 AM PST · by fwdude · 15 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | Oct 28, 2026 | BabylonBee.com
    PITTSBURGH, PA — Language learning app Duo Lingo announced this week that it will be rolling out a new language called "Kamala Harris" to help people understand the former Vice President. Researchers at Duo Lingo say they spent years studying the strange verbal inflections and random sound repetitions of the Kamala language. The task of parsing it out in a teaching module wasn't easy, they said, but they're excited to offer it as a new feature.
  • Dogs who just love a good pile of leaves

    10/31/2026 2:23:39 PM PDT · by Schatze · 3 replies
    ABC News ^ | October 2026 | Danny New
    I did this when I was a kid.
  • 8 Expressions Our Grandparents Used That Are Disappearing

    10/31/2026 7:29:31 AM PDT · by Diana in Wisconsin · 266 replies
    Mental Floss ^ | October 31, 2026 | Mental Floss Staff
    Language is always in flux, with different phrases and slang coming and going. Similar to inside jokes and cultural references, what was commonly said in one generation sounds bizarre to another. The idioms and sayings of our grandparents' generation don't make much sense to us, so we choose to use language that we can relate to. In this process, then, the older phrases begin to disappear.If you've ever rolled your eyes at one of the seemingly silly things your grandparent said, then you are in good company. Some of us might say the phrases of our grandparents' era, but they've...
  • Looney Tunes | Halloween Episodes Compilation | Warner Classics

    10/31/2026 4:34:41 AM PDT · by Morgana · 5 replies
    Warner Bros. Classics on YouTube ^ | Halloween Day 2026 | Warner Bros. Classics
    Celebrate Halloween with these iconic Looney Tunes moments featuring Bugs Bunny, Witch Hazel, Porky Pig, Sylvester and Daffy Duck. Episodes in order: Transylvania 6-5000 (1963): While tunneling to Pittsburgh, Bugs Bunny mistakenly surfaces in Transylvania. He asks for directions at a mysterious castle, where he meets a vampire named Count Bloodcount. Now, with the count chasing him, Bugs finds a book with magic words that he uses against Bloodcount. Hair-Raising Hare (1946): A mad scientist sends a sexy rabbit-robot to lure Bugs in as food for his monster. Bugs gets lured in by the robot and when he's face to...
  • Today's Toons 10/30/26

    10/30/2026 1:47:16 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/30/26 | pookie18
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  • Friday Silliness Thread

    10/30/2026 1:10:46 AM PDT · by Nateman · 37 replies
    Free Republic ^ | October 30, 2026 | Nateman
    Boo! It's time for more silliness! Halloween is the theme today!
  • 2026 WNBA Finals schedule: Dream cruise past Valkyries in Game 6, force first-ever Game 7

    10/29/2026 4:02:15 PM PDT · by kawhill · 18 replies
    https://www.cbssports.com/ ^ | 2 hrs ago | Lindsay Gibbs
    For the first time, the WNBA Finals are headed for a do-or-die Game 7.
  • 9 Subtle Clues Your Wife Is Pregnant

    10/29/2026 11:52:07 AM PDT · by dayglored · 29 replies
    The Bee ^ | Oct 28, 2026 | The Bee
    Wondering if your wife is pregnant, but don't feel like you know how to ask? Here are are nine subtle clues you can look for to figure out if she is with child: She just sat on your lap and now your femur is broken: It normally doesn't do that. You just watched her inhale 3 Big Macs like those cartoons where everything flies into their mouths: It's really a sight to behold. She's peeing on some thermometer thing: That did seem like rather strange behavior. You just told a hilarious joke and she's laughing oh wait no she's...
  • OH PLEASE! Obama Says He is Tired of Being Divided, He Wants Friendship and Neighborliness (VIDEO)

    10/29/2026 9:59:31 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 65 replies
    Gateway Pundit ^ | 10-28-26 | Mike LaChance
    Hey everyone, former President Obama is tired of all the division in the country. He is tired of being angry and wants friendship and neighborliness. Who wants to tell him how we got here? Maybe someone could remind him about the time he told his supporters that he wanted them to argue with their neighbors and get in their faces. Or the time he told voters that he wanted them angry. Or the time he told people to argue about healthcare at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Or the time he told people to vote out of revenge. He is quite possibly...
  • Today's Toons 10/29/26

    10/29/2026 4:05:55 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 12 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/29/26 | pookie18
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  • Bulwark's Necklace Boy Provides STRONG Incentive to Vote for MN GOP Senate Candidate

    10/28/2026 11:10:43 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 2 replies
    X (Which Everyone Still Calls Twitter) ^ | September 18, 2026 | PJ-Comix
    If Michelle Tafoya wins Minnesota I will fly to Duluth in the dead of winter and stand outside on a street corner in boxers with a sign that says TAMPON TIM with an arrow pointing at me— Tim Miller (@Timodc) September 18, 2026
  • Today's Toons 10/28/26

    10/28/2026 3:29:19 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/28/26 | pookie18
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  • Pigskin Pickem Thread, Week 8

    10/27/2026 12:28:40 PM PDT · by WhoisAlanGreenspan? · 36 replies
    Fool's Ball, Week Ate, Pigskin Pickem ThreadYour home for all things Fool's Ball! In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)
  • Today's Toons 10/27/26

    10/27/2026 1:35:18 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 21 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 10/27/26 | pookie18
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  • Last Ditch, a (Lesbian) Bar Whose Mask Policy Tore It Apart, Will Close

    10/26/2026 2:47:36 PM PDT · by PghBaldy · 34 replies
    The New York Times ^ | 26 October 2026 | Mark ARSEnault
    The Massachusetts bar, which catered to lesbians, lifted its Covid mask requirement once a week to attract more patrons. The decision brought criticism and national attention, but did not save the business. Some people were upset that the bar had lifted its mask policy one day a week, saying it risked the lives of immunocompromised customers. Others mocked them.
  • I'M IN ANTIFA! 🥷🚩 | The Monkees' “I'm a Believer” (Political Parody)

    10/26/2026 11:09:56 AM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 3 replies
    BC Parodies ^ | 25/10/26
    For the better part of a decade, we've watched violent activists operating under the Antifa banner attempt to intimidate political opponents, shut down free speech, disrupt public events, and substitute mob violence for civil debate. And now, with scenes of political unrest and clashes involving militant activists in France, Milan, and elsewhere in Europe, the dangers of political extremism are impossible to ignore. But sometimes the best way to expose the absurdity of a movement is to LAUGH AT IT! 😂 Enjoy the song, share it with your friends, and let me know what you think in the comments!
  • LGBTQ+ To Add 'S' For Sibling

    10/26/2026 10:16:10 AM PDT · by dayglored · 27 replies
    The Bee ^ | Oct 24, 2026 | The Bee
    NEW YORK, NY — LGBTQ+ has just gotten a little more inclusive with the addition of an "S" for "Sibling." Officials with the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) announced guidelines to add the letter "S" to the popular LGBTQ acronym, noting a rise in sibling love they say is worth celebrating. "With one of our nation's congresswomen being outed for marrying her brother, it's high time we recognize the beautiful subset of our community that embraces sibling love," said GLAAD spokesperson Amby Feelmoore (she/they). "There's nothing wrong with it and the extra 'S' in "LGBTQ' proves it."...