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  • Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police!

    01/31/2023 2:48:55 PM PST · by Borges · 18 replies
    YouTube ^ | 2007 | Chris Rock
    Imagine if he did this today...
  • Plane Flies For 13 Hours, Lands At Same Airport It Departed From. ( New Zealand - Emirates flight - Dubai )

    01/31/2023 10:30:29 AM PST · by george76 · 43 replies
    Daily Caller News Foundation ^ | January 30, 2023 | Emily Cope
    After flying for more than 13 hours, passengers on an Emirates flight bound for Auckland, New Zealand, landed at the same Dubai airport from which they departed. Passengers boarded flight EK448 in Dubai on Friday, Jan. 27 around 10:30 a.m. local time, reported Fox Business. However, the pilot turned the plane around almost halfway through the 9,000-mile trip and landed back in Dubai just after midnight on Saturday, Jan. 28. The unusual situation occurred as a result of severe flooding at Auckland Airport, according to the outlet. Videos circulating on social media showed passengers wading through water inside the terminal....
  • Roseanne Barr’s Fox Nation comedy special to air Monday after Super Bowl

    01/31/2023 7:55:02 AM PST · by ChicagoConservative27 · 8 replies
    The Hill ^ | 01-31-2023 | DOMINICK MASTRANGELO
    Roseanne Barr will make her return to stand up comedy after nearly 20 years away from the microphone as part of a new special that will stream on Fox Nation, Fox News’s streaming service. The hourlong special, titled “Cancel This!,” will be available to stream on Feb. 13, the Monday after the Super Bowl, after it was filmed in front of a live studio audience in Houston at the Cullen Theatre. Barr, a controversial personality in comedy and noted supporter of former President Trump, had her popular sitcom “Roseanne” canceled and rebranded “The Conners” in 2018 after she tweeted racist...
  • Kind of Humorous

    01/31/2023 4:01:43 AM PST · by COBOL2Java · 58 replies
    Self | 31 January 2023 | Cobol2Java
    I was chatting with a young friend of mine the other day (he in his 30s, me upper 60s). We were talking about the TV show M*A*S*H. We started talking about the opening theme song, and he caught me off guard - he said "It's a nice tune, I wonder if they gave it a title." I responded "Suicide is Painless". He thought that was a weird title. "Why on earth would they call it that?" I said it's from the movie. "Movie?" he asked, "what Movie?" I said "The TV show came from a movie of the same name,...
  • Today's Toons 1/31/23

    01/31/2023 3:43:34 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/31/23 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • I love this Doctor!

    01/30/2023 9:00:08 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 26 replies
    email from a friend | 1/30/2023 | unknown
    Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of...
  • Today's Toons 1/30/23

    01/30/2023 3:24:34 AM PST · by pookie18 · 18 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/30/23 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • U Can't Touch This (ft. Paul Pelosi)

    01/28/2023 2:38:30 PM PST · by Slings and Arrows · 51 replies
    me, via Rumble ^ | 1/28/23 | me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg" (mash-up)
    (Make sure sound is on.) After a great deal of consideration, I have decided that the Paul Pelosi attack should be treated with the same sensitivity that the Left displayed after the attack on Rand Paul. #paulpelosi
  • Jim Breuer Takes the Prize for Most Uncreative and Insensitive Damar Hamlin Joke

    01/28/2023 12:10:13 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 43 replies
    Cracked ^ | January 23, 2023 | Keegan Kelly
    The generally agreed-upon rule of thumb for comedians who delve into dark comedy is to always try to be more funny and more clever than offensive – the darker you go, the more creative you get to justify tackling the sensitive subject matter. This past weekend, anti-vax comedy icon Jim Breuer bravely defied this simple standard by making the most sophomoric, obvious and distasteful dig on the cardiac arrest suffered by Buffalo Bills safety Damar Hamlin during Monday Night Football on January 2nd. While performing on the “ReAwaken America Tour,” an event branded as a coming together of conservative Christians,...
  • 45 Years Ago: Giant Lobsters Destroy ‘Saturday Night Live’

    01/28/2023 11:47:46 AM PST · by nickcarraway · 18 replies
    Ultimate Classic Rock ^ | January 28, 2023 | Dennis Perkins
    On Jan. 24, 1978, Russian spy satellite Kosmos 954 crashed into Canada’s Northwest Territories. Powered by a nuclear reactor, the satellite scattered radioactive debris over a 370-mile path through the frozen Canadian earth. On Jan. 28, 1978, Saturday Night Live writers Michael O’Donoghue and Tom Davis turned this potential nuclear disaster into one of the weirdest and most format-breaking sketches in SNL’s young history. Indeed, the typically bizarre content essentially mutated SNL’s actual shape, spilling over through the entire second half of that night’s episode and resulting in the anarchic-minded writers’ essentially ripping the popular late-night show into pieces, right...
  • AI draws different versions of Spiderman

    01/28/2023 8:28:45 AM PST · by Krosan · 35 replies
    Twitter ^ | Jan 27, 2023 | Midjourney AI
    Most of these are pretty nice.
  • Pigskin Pickem Thread, Conference Championships

    01/27/2023 11:12:47 PM PST · by Impy · 265 replies
    1-28-2023
    Fool's Ball Conference Championships! Your home for all things Fool's Ball! In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)
  • "I Figured Out Why Trans woMAN are Obsessed with Bathrooms" (Date Night)

    01/27/2023 11:00:21 PM PST · by Morgana · 31 replies
    Odins Men ^ | January 25, 2023 | Odins Men
    "I Figured Out Why Trans woMAN are Obsessed with Bathrooms" (Date Night) Trans woMANs Obsession with Women's Bathrooms is Very, Well, Unique. 🤡 Wokeism Is a Mental Disorder: Go Woke, Go B̶r̶o̶k̶e̶ Ugly 😂😂😂😂
  • Today's Toons 1/27/23

    01/27/2023 4:16:34 AM PST · by pookie18 · 23 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/27/23 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Schiff, Swalwell Demoted To House Party Planning Committee

    01/27/2023 12:47:40 AM PST · by martin_fierro · 16 replies
    Babylon Bee ^ | 1/26/23
    WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Kevin McCarthy announced he was demoting Reps. Eric Swalwell and Adam Schiff from the powerful House Intelligence Committee to join Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on the lesser-known House Party Planning Committee. Their main focus will be planning birthday parties and seasonal potluck celebrations for the upcoming Congressional term. "This is a very prestigious committee assignment," McCarthy said while trying to suppress a snicker. "Representative George Santos has a birthday coming up, and I've tasked these three with planning a little get-together in the Congressional breakroom." Sources say that despite their bruised egos, the trio got right to...
  • What in the Im a Chihuahua trapped in a Humans body is going on.

    01/26/2023 9:32:21 PM PST · by Morgana · 21 replies
    Terrence K Williams ^ | January 26, 2023 | Terrence K Williams
    What in the Im a Chihuahua trapped in a Humans body is going on. {Do we need the Doggie ping on this one?}
  • ADIOS, OMAR!!!😂😂😂

    01/26/2023 2:31:28 PM PST · by ProtectOurFreedom · 34 replies
    Twitter ^ | January 25, 2023 | il Donaldo Trumpo / @PapiTrumpo
    ADIOS, OMAR!!!😂😂😂 Direct Link
  • Golf is Good

    01/26/2023 5:57:11 AM PST · by sodpoodle · 9 replies
    email from a friend | 1/26/2023 | unknown
    A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shoot, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "Shoot, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly.. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister is really...
  • Today's Toons 1/26/23

    01/26/2023 4:08:08 AM PST · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Briefing Room ^ | 1/26/23 | pookie18
    Click on link
  • Police K-9 mugshot goes viral after accusations he stole officer’s lunch

    01/26/2023 4:03:19 AM PST · by blueplum · 31 replies
    Fox 31 kdvr Denver ^ | 25 Jan 2023 | : Dylan Abad
    TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A police K-9 in Michigan recently had himself a “ruff” day after he was accused of stealing his owner’s lunch. The Wyandotte Police Department shared a mugshot of K-9 Ice, who was accused of eating an officer’s half-eaten lunch in the breakroom during a call to assist with an emergency. When the officer returned to the breakroom, they found Ice “leisurely strolling out of the room licking his chops,” the department said in a social media post.... ...“Dozens of attorneys have offered to defend Ofc. Ice ‘pro-bone-o!'” the department said. “Plus the overall public just doesn’t...