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  • Today's Toons 7/22/25

    07/22/2025 4:01:13 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 8 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/22/25 | pookie18
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  • Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes And Crack Will Skyrocket

    07/21/2025 4:17:03 PM PDT · by E. Pluribus Unum · 19 replies
    X.com ^ | Jul 21, 2025 | The Babylon Bee✓ @TheBabylonBee
    https://babylonbee.com/news/hunter-biden-warns-that-without-illegal-immigrants-the-price-of-crack-will-skyrocketWILMINGTON, DE — As part of a wide-ranging sit-down interview released on YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal immigrants, the price of crack cocaine and prostitutes would skyrocket. In an urgent plea to the American people, Biden told the public that President Donald Trump's hardline immigration policies threatened not only to affect various industries across the country but also drive the cost of hard drugs and sex slaves through the roof. "These essential products will become totally unaffordable to the average American," Biden said. "I think the people of this country need to realize what's at stake here....
  • Trump Drops AI Video of Obama Getting Arrested — Internet Explodes – WATCH

    07/21/2025 12:51:12 PM PDT · by Red Badger · 43 replies
    Daily Fetched ^ | July 21, 2025 | Jason Walsh
    President Donald Trump posted an AI video of Barack Obama being arrested by FBI agents and tossed in prison this week, igniting a firestorm on social media. In the video, FBI agents can be seen arresting Barack Obama during an Oval Office meeting with Trump, cuffing him, and placing him in prison. Trump also posted mugshots of the Deep State coup plotters involved in the Russia collusion hoax. Over the weekend, Trump floated prosecuting Barack Obama and the Deep State operatives involved in the Trump-Russia collusion hoax. Tulsi Gabbard declassified a December 2016 presidential briefing revealing Barack Obama knew the...
  • 10 Ideas For Better Shows To Replace 'The Late Show' With Stephen Colbert

    07/21/2025 8:47:16 AM PDT · by dayglored · 68 replies
    The Bee ^ | Jul 19, 2025 | The Bee
    After announcing the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, CBS is hard at work searching for a better program to replace their old flagship. Here are ten great ideas that would be way better than The Late Show:Larry The Dying Leper: This show is just watching a man slowly die of leprosy. Way funnier!Kidney Stone Watch: 90 straight minutes of a dude trying to pass a kidney stone.That old "KaBoom" infomercial with Billy Mays on loop: Such a classic.Cemetery Cam: Nothing but a livestream from a camera at a cemetery. Big upgrade, CBS.The Ingrown Toenail Experience: Way less...
  • Today's Toons 7/21/25

    07/21/2025 1:15:11 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 20 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/21/25 | pookie18
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  • Reported person stuck in California canal turns out to be blow-up doll

    07/19/2025 5:48:53 AM PDT · by DallasBiff · 37 replies
    UPI ^ | 7/17/25 | Ben Hooper
    July 17 (UPI) -- A 911 call about a person trapped in the rushing water of a canal led emergency responders in California to the discovery of a discarded blow-up doll. Fresno police and firefighters were summoned to the canal near McKinley and Peach Avenues on a report of a person, possibly deceased, trapped against a grate by the rushing water. They arrived to find that what initially appeared to be a body was, in fact, a life-sized blow-up doll. Authorities alerted the irrigation district to have the doll removed.
  • Fact check: Is Zohran Mamdani a communist?

    07/19/2025 7:15:06 AM PDT · by DallasBiff · 49 replies
    AlJazzeera ^ | 6/27/25 | Ella Moore and Amy Sherman
    No, Donald Trump’s claim that New York City mayoral candidate’s platform is akin to communism is false, experts say. Zohran Mamdani, the 33-year-old who soared to the lead in the New York City mayoral Democratic primary, describes himself as a democratic socialist. But some politicians and social media posts falsely labelled him a communist. President Donald Trump called Mamdani “a 100% Communist Lunatic”, in a June 25 Truth Social post.
  • Florida man arrested for DUI on lawn mower along toll road: FHP

    07/19/2025 6:02:30 AM PDT · by DFG · 34 replies
    Fox 13 Tampa via Yahoo ^ | 07/18/2025 | Ryan Burkett
    A man faces charges after troopers say he took his riding mower onto a busy toll road while impaired. The backstory According to the Florida Highway Patrol, dispatchers received calls from multiple witnesses around 8:30 a.m. Friday reporting a man operating a lawn mower erratically on the southbound side of the Suncoast Parkway (SR 589). Troopers say traffic cameras showed the lawn mower going south from Citrus County into Hernando County, and the rider was pulled over just south of the exit to U.S. 98. FHP says Christopher Spain, 38, showed several signs of impairment, including small pupils, flushed skin,...
  • Alright, who did this?

    07/19/2025 4:37:41 AM PDT · by FLT-bird · 7 replies
    Of course its the Bee. Its perfect!...because its all undeniably true.
  • To Celebrate NPR Losing Federal Funds, Here Are Seven Of Its Worst Stories

    07/18/2025 6:56:33 PM PDT · by dynachrome · 11 replies
    Daily Wire ^ | 7-17-25 | Catherine Maxwell
    The Senate voted in the early hours of Thursday morning to end federal funding of NPR programs deemed wasteful and ideologically driven. Liberals say the move will reduce safety warnings for rural America, while conservatives point out that NPR has a history of pushing leftist narratives. To celebrate ending its federal funding, here are some of the worst NPR articles from over the years. Hunter Biden’s Laptop Is A “Pure Distraction” When the New York Post broke the story about Hunter Biden’s laptop in 2020, media outlets rushed to suppress the story. NPR decided not to cover it at all,...
  • Today's Toons 7/18/25

    07/18/2025 1:09:03 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 22 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/18/25 | pookie18
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  • Liberal Goes Back In Time To Kill Hitler

    07/17/2025 2:48:46 PM PDT · by ShadowAce · 28 replies
    youtube ^ | 17 July 2025 | Babylon Bee
    Brynnleigh's latest mission, should she choose to accept it, is to travel back to 1933 in Germany to erase a certain stain on humanity. Will she succeed in her mission, or will she discover unexpected alliances?
  • Straight white author's career finally takes off after he tells woke publishers he's gender queer Nigerian

    07/17/2025 6:05:30 AM PDT · by dynachrome · 32 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | 7-16-25 | SONYA GUGLIARA
    A poet said his career skyrocketed within the liberal literary scene by taking on minority personas to promote his work to publishers. Aaron Barry, 29, of Vancouver, experienced the most success when he posed as writers with identities far from his own, even if the poems were blatantly 'trash.' His reasoning behind the scheme was simple - to prove the poetry world is more concerned with writers' identities than the quality of their work. 'My thinking was that, if the industry - from small magazines to full-on publishing imprints - could get away with showing a clear preference toward certain...
  • Today's Toons 7/17/25

    07/17/2025 3:11:02 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 15 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/17/25 | pookie18
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  • Today's Toons 7/16/25

    07/16/2025 1:09:51 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 30 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/16/25 | pookie18
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  • Lead investigator into Biden's use of an autopen signed letters with a digital signature

    07/15/2025 4:45:24 PM PDT · by MrRelevant · 18 replies
    NBC “news” ^ | 7/15/2025 | Ryan Nobles and Melanie Zanona
    WASHINGTON — Rep. James Comer, R-Ky., has been leading the probe into Joe Biden’s cognitive state during his presidency, with Republicans alleging that Biden's occasional use of an “autopen” to sign documents — a practice other presidents have done as well — demonstrated that he wasn’t fully in control or aware of what his administration was doing.
  • Today's Toons 7/15/25

    07/15/2025 3:48:50 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 17 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/15/25 | pookie18
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  • Fleeing, Eluding, Dying You would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh:

    07/14/2025 7:28:50 AM PDT · by DUMBGRUNT · 33 replies
    Second City Cop ^ | 14 July 2025 | Second City Cop
    A 15-year-old Queens armed mugging suspect on an e-bike fleeing NYPD cops was fatally struck by an unlicensed hit-and-run Lexus driver with an atrocious driving record after crossing into Long Island, police said Sunday. The teen was headed east on his e-bike on Bryant Ave. when a 2015 Lexus GX 460 driven by 28-year-old Ruyan Ali slammed into him while going south on Lakeville Road, Nassau County police said. Ali, who had a suspended license and whose car registration had expired, crossed into opposing traffic to pass a car that was slowing to a stop in front of him, according...
  • Today's Toons 7/14/25

    07/14/2025 1:18:36 AM PDT · by pookie18 · 13 replies
    The Right Reasons ^ | 7/14/25 | pookie18
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  • 'All Jews should die': Elmo’s X account hacked, posting antisemitic content

    07/13/2025 11:53:04 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 59 replies
    Arutz Sheva ^ | 14/7/25 | Nitsan Keidar
    The X account of Elmo, a Sesame Street hero, posted antisemitic content on Sunday night, calling to "kill the Jews." The content was quickly deleted. In its tweets, Elmo posted, "Kill all Jews." "Elmo says ALL JEWS SHOULD DIE. F-K JEWS. DONALD TRUMP IS NETANYAHU’S PUPPET BECAUSE HE IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES. JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD AND NEED TO BE EXTERMINATED. “RELEASE THE FILES @realDonaldTrump CHILD F-KER.” Reports said that ten minutes prior to the antisemitic incitement, the hacker posted a photo of Elmo on the moon, wishing readers, "Happy crypto all-time high day, everybody! From Elmo and @onchainstudios....