Humor (General/Chat)
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Here's how we feel about all the world "leaders" who support Hamas by unilaterally recognizing Palestine as a state!
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An extraordinary week for America It was an extraordinary week. The slumbering giant of America is awakening. Americans forced Disney to put Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. Over 6 million people watched Kimmel’s Tuesday monologue assailing Trump’s attempt to censor him. Another 26 million watched it on social media, including YouTube. (Kimmel’s usual television audience is about 1.42 million.) Trump’s dictatorial narcissism revealed itself nearly as dramatically in the criminal indictment of former FBI director James Comey, coming immediately after Trump fired the U.S. attorney who refused to indict him. As did Trump’s demand that prosecutors go after philanthropist...
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A deputy noticed Ms. Mitchell driving a Jeep with illegally tinted windows. Well, he didn’t see Ms. Mitchell actually, because the windows were that dark. With windows that dark you probably can’t even see her ducks in a row on her dashboard, if she had any at all. What’s the point of driving a Jeep if people can’t see your ducks? A traffic stop was con-duck-ted on the Jeep on Ronald Reagan Parkway at Tortuga Drive in Davenport. Then the deputy learned something about Ms. Mitchell…she was driving on a license that had been suspended three years ago. That’s like...
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U.S. — Americans were not quite sure what former FBI Director James Comey had been indicted for, but they felt very sure that he deserved it. Most of the nation did not know if indictment details had even been released, but didn't really feel compelled to look into it as Comey pretty clearly had it coming. "Whatever it was, he probably did it. I mean, it's James Comey," said local man Drake Bennington. "I really haven't paid attention if it was embezzling, selling state secrets, or cooking meth. There's nothing I would put past that tool. I don't know what...
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ANN ARBOR, MI — To get ready for a political debate at the University of Michigan campus, local Democrat Fred Phillips headed down to the gun range to practice. In preparation to repel his conservative counterparts' views, Phillips spent over an hour sighting in his scope. "Oh yeah, just getting in a little debate prep," said Phillips to the range owner as he set up his rifle. "We're supposed to talk abortion, immigration, and foreign policy. So I've got to be sure I've got my aim right." Though Phillip's methods may seem unorthodox, Democrats across the nation say shooting rifles...
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Failed Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris is trying to manifest her own destiny — insisting this week that she remains a top leader in the Democratic Party, despite November’s devastating loss and perception as a back stabber for shuffling her boss out of the race. “I was the Democratic nominee for president,” the former vice president told the Wall Street Journal Friday. “I came close to winning. Of course I do.” Harris – who was in Philadelphia plugging her new book “107 Days” about the 2024 loss to now President Donald Trump, declined to say whether the tour is the...
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After signing an executive order to preserve TikTok in the U.S, President Trump jokes he would make the algorithm "100% MAGA" if he could, and then continues on, saying, "Everyone is going to be treated fairly."
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NEW YORK, NY — While appearing on MSNBC's Morning Joe, former Secretary of State and First Lady Hillary Clinton called for unity amidst the onslaught of political violence, saying, "We must all stop pointing fingers, as we all know the Republicans are to blame." Despite having no official capacity in modern politics, Clinton appeared on Morning Joe to rally Americans around a common goal: blaming Republicans for everything. "Let's just say it, white men of a certain persuasion, certain religion, certain point of view, certain ideology, are literally destroying America," Clinton told host Joe Scarborough. "Why are we bickering...
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An ex-Democratic lawmaker was spotted working at a Dunkin’ Donuts after dodging a lengthy prison sentence Tuesday for a first-degree burglary conviction. Former Minnesota State Sen. Nicole Mitchell was sentenced to 180 days on work release for an incident in 2024 when she broke into her stepmother Carol Mitchell’s home, clad in a black cat outfit. On Wednesday, Townhall columnist Dustin Grage posted a picture of Mitchell working a cash register at Dunkin’ Donuts. Mitchell will be imprisoned for roughly 6 months, but is allowed to leave each day to work at Dunkin’. INBOX: Former Sen. Nicole Mitchell (D), sentenced...
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Silliness in response to idiocy.
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Trump Warns Against Using Your Toaster In Your Bathtub! Yes, I repeated the title because that's all the text there is. But you've got to watch this short Trump parody video with Shawn, speaking in Trump's voice, has the PERFECT warning to Americans. It' is freaking hilarious! Enjoy!
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Fool's Ball, Week Four Your home for all things Fool's Ball! In Memoriam Danny Lee (BENDER2)
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Dont know if anyone was raptured but I am still here.I will add however that my Left Behind itches.Hope God has a sense of humor,
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SANTA FE — New Mexico is planning a sequel to its “Breaking Bad”-themed anti-littering campaign. Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham’s office announced Monday a new Spanish-language installment of the campaign featuring the Salamanca brothers will be released this week. The Salamancas, twin brothers referred to on the show as The Cousins, are prolific hitmen for a drug cartel in “Breaking Bad,” which was filmed in New Mexico and generated a cult following over its five seasons before ending in 2013. Real-life brothers Daniel and Luis Moncada, who play the twin brothers on the TV show, teamed up with “Breaking Bad” producer...
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President Donald Trump’s administration has banned Iranian diplomats from shopping at wholesale club stores and purchasing luxury goods while in America for the UN General Assembly. Newsweek reported that the Iranian diplomats love Costco because they can purchase items in bulk that they can’t buy in Iran. The rule applies to Iranian diplomats who represent the country at the UN all year. According to The Associated Press, the diplomats need permission from the State Department: In notices to be published this week in the Federal Register, the department’s Office of Foreign Missions determined that diplomatic memberships in wholesale club stores...
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