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WH Announces The "Get The Shot" Program (Satire)
9/11/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/11/2021 2:03:56 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

White House Paid Liar, Bagdad Jen announced today the new "Get The Shot" program. Due to the funding of Social Security running out by 2034, the Biden Administration has taken priority action to advert this disaster.

The Administration had two choices to alleviate the problem. They could eliminate the wages cap and raise the rates, but these actions would require action by Congress. The other alternative, which was selected to get around the constitution, is to reduce the number of beneficiaries.

Disgraced former NY Governor Andrew Cuomo has been selected to run the task group to reduce the number of Social Security beneficiaries. Cuomo, aka Death Czar, will implement the plan to get seniors to "Get The Shot" (50 mg Fentanayl) as their patriot duty. School children will be taught that Granny and Papa are selfish and greedy when they don't step up and "Get The Shot".

Each senior receiving benefits will have to be evaluated yearly to determine an "Economic Viability Value" which will determine if benefits should be continued or that the senior will be recommended to "Get The Shot".

It should be noted that seniors that provide Macro contributions to society simply by their existence (singers, actors, politicians, sports figures, and other important people, etc.) will be exempt from these evaluations. Seniors that only provide Micro contributions to society (the little people, unwashed masses, conservatives, Christians, etc.) will be subject to these evaluations. Public shaming and mandates may be required if resistance is encountered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/11/2021 2:03:56 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

They are highly compliant to getting the shot in Chicago or Detroit.


2 posted on 09/11/2021 2:06:54 PM PDT by Jonty30 (My superpower is setting people up for failure, without meaning to. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

and you’ll get one of Joe’s favorite ice-cream cones for free


3 posted on 09/11/2021 2:07:28 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Mr. and Mrs. Ceaucescu had a similar program in Romania.


4 posted on 09/11/2021 2:09:10 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (China is like the Third Reich. We are Mussolini's Italy. A weaker, Jr partner, good at losing wars.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This sounds like the 1976 film “Logan’s Run” when 30 year old’s went to ‘carousel’ to be reborn. Everything old is new again as the left pushes us into their new dystopia. I read an article over at Townhall on them bringing back an old favorite of theirs, “Bill Maher Slams NFL for Playing Black National Anthem, Says Its ‘Segregation’ but ‘Under a Different Name’”, so give that a look. When even far leftist Maher calls you out on it you’ve stepped way over the line. I’m from Tennessee, the volunteer state, and I volunteer my covid mystery shots to any Democrat willing to take them.


5 posted on 09/11/2021 2:18:18 PM PDT by ProfessorGoldiloxx
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To: Jonty30

Don’t be surprised if they end up sneaking it into the water supply in red areas.


6 posted on 09/11/2021 2:19:33 PM PDT by ProfessorGoldiloxx
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To: RetiredTexasVet

WH Announces The “Get The Shot Or Be Shot” Program


7 posted on 09/11/2021 2:19:40 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: ClearCase_guy

It didn’t work out well for Nicolae and Elena CeauČ™escu either.


8 posted on 09/11/2021 2:21:30 PM PDT by ProfessorGoldiloxx
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To: ProfessorGoldiloxx

I put nothing past these people.

Not that I’m paranoid or anything.

This crowd wants it all and they are playing for keeps.


9 posted on 09/11/2021 2:39:49 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
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To: ProfessorGoldiloxx

I put nothing past these people.

Not that I’m paranoid or anything.

This crowd wants it all and they are playing for keeps.


10 posted on 09/11/2021 2:39:49 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
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