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DHS Flying Underage Illegal Immigrants Into NYC At Night (Satire)
10/21/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/21/2021 2:50:36 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The Department of Homeland Security has been flying underage illegal immigrants into NYC at night. DHS has commented that NYC is not the only city that has been receiving the immigrants. Other cities, including LA, Chicago, Baltimore, DC, Boston, and other Progressive cities have received the nightly deliveries.

DHS Director Mayorkas stated the flights were being made to help eliminate the supply chain delays. These children were ordered months ago but were not able to be delivered due to the supply chain disruptions due to truck and bus shortages. Mayorkas received intense pressure from sex slave operators, snuff film producers, mobile phone manufacturers, and gay people desiring unofficial adoptions to find a solution immediately.

Mayorkas will consult with DOT Director Buttguy to make the system more efficient, transparent and cost effective when Buttguy returns to duty. Currently Buttguy is expected to be on paternity leave for four years as she expects to nurse the twins until they are four years old.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 10/21/2021 2:50:36 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Too bad the old Nike sites were decommissioned long ago.


2 posted on 10/21/2021 3:04:00 PM PDT by Mouton (The enemy of the people is the media )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

It’s called “child sex traffucking!”


3 posted on 10/21/2021 3:43:13 PM PDT by high info voter
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