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NIH Responds To Dog Torture Accusations (Satire)
10/24/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 10/24/2021 2:45:21 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

National Institute of Health Director Dr. Francis Collins responded to accusations that the institute had funded a project that had tortured dogs in a scientific experiment. Dr. Collins stated that if this was in fact true his hands were clean because the funding would have been approved by Dr. Anthony Mengele-Fauci, the Director of National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.

Not wanting to delve into that pit of lack of ethics and morality, Dr. Collins announced the change to future funding for scientific experiments of that type. In the future "throw aways" (fetuses born alive after abortion - AKA "clumps of cells") could be used for those experiments which would qualify them for funding.

Dr. Collins stated that Dr. Mengele-Fauci had been given a stern talking to about his lapse of optics for granting the funding for the experiments.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Pets/Animals; Science
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 10/24/2021 2:45:21 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Nice work there. Fauci should be sent to a shower


2 posted on 10/24/2021 3:20:16 PM PDT by Mark was here (Say what you will about Kamala Harris, she certainly puts the "vice" in "Vice President.")
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To: Mark was here

What you said. One with hot and cold running Zyklon-B shower heads. Or de-bark him and clamp down his head in a hive of murder hornets.


3 posted on 10/24/2021 4:38:12 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Whatever.)
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