Posted on 08/24/2021 1:30:54 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
FDA Commissioner Janet Woodchuck announced today the sale of water color stick figure art by her and her drug approval staff. HSBC was selected to broker the art sale to ensure that the buyers remained anonymous, funds would be laundered appropriately and that there would be a faux sense of propriety about the transactions. Initial estimates are that almost 1 billion dollars, less the cut for the Big Guy, would be realized by the director and drug approval staff.
In unrelated news, Pfizer announced a 1 billion dollar purchase of art for their "Art in Unusual Places" program. The newly purchased water color stick people art will be utilized in the "Stalls and Walls" art placement program. Art will be placed on all Corporate and Production Facility bathroom walls and in bathroom stalls. Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla stated that the art would help enlighten the company drones and improve productivity.
Isn’t her name Woodcock?
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