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DHS Secretary Struck Blind At Border (Satire)
9/21/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/21/2021 2:00:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

DHS Secretary Mayorkas was struck blind today while visiting the Southern border in Del Rio, Texas. While pontificating and waving his arms Mayorkas was struck blind after stating that the border was closed even though thousands of heathens from Southern failed states were streaming across the river on the border.

Some attributed the blindness to an act of God for lying on a cloudy day; others, have attributed it to the blind following of Progressive wokeness in the face reality.

Doctors at the HHS have suggested that an experimental head transplant or a booster Jab for the Wuhan/Fauci virus may alleviate the problem.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/21/2021 2:00:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Lol, this is good :-)


2 posted on 09/21/2021 2:04:03 PM PDT by Bobalu (The plan must be to distract from Afghanistan by doing something even more stupid )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

If this clown can’t determine who brought 12000+ illegal Haitians to Del Rio he should resign!!’


3 posted on 09/21/2021 2:44:53 PM PDT by eeriegeno (Checks and balances??? What checks and balances?)
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