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FDA Announces Vaccine Program "Get Ahead Of The Curve" (Satire)
9/9/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 09/09/2021 3:09:47 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

Janet Woodchuck, High Commissioner of the FDA, announced today the implementation of the "Get Ahead Of The Curve" program today for the war on the Wuhan Virus vaccination program.

Janet noted that President Biden had brilliantly mumbled that the vaccine program seemed to be behind the curve. With all the mutants coming out every 3-4 months, the co-conspirator pharmacy companies could not keep up with appropriate boosters.

In order to correct this serious deficiency, the FDA has teamed up with fellow conspirators, including the CDC, NIH, Surgeaon General, Wuhan Labs and the pharmacy giants to institute the "Get Ahead Of The Curve" program.

The Wuhan Labs will release the specifications for each new variant weekly which will allow the US agencies and pharmacy giants to start production of the appropriate booster immediately. As the Wuhan Labs release each new variant every 3-4 months onto the world, there will be a booster immediately available. The US agencies will assure that the boosters are readily available, priced appropriately, and approved.

The CDC, NIH, FDA and Surgeon General have been nominated for the coveted Josef Mengele Creative Innovation and Experimentation Award in Medicine.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Health/Medicine; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 09/09/2021 3:09:47 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

And like Israel - boosters will be ordered until communism reigns.

Talk out of line? No booster for you and removal from society.


2 posted on 09/09/2021 3:15:58 PM PDT by Skywise
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Just two weeks to flatten the population.


3 posted on 09/09/2021 3:22:37 PM PDT by Flick Lives (We may or may not have reached herd immunity, but we've definitely achieved herd stupidity.)
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