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The part about watching Dallas just saved you from a lawsuit. If it wasn't for that you would have plagiarized one of my Masterpieces.

I wonder if he registered for the draft when he was eighteen.

Gateshead teenager, Nicola Diston, was left blind in one eye after being hit by a pellet from an airgun two weeks ago.

That's what happens when you don't wear your safety goggles.

I ordered it last night from Amazon.com. Looking forward to reading it this weekend.

The anthropoid apes observed by the investigators most often gesticulated with their right hand

New York cabs drivers use the same form of communication. Can anthropoid apes drive cabs? What other kind of ape is there, apart from the anthropoid type. I thought all apes were anthropoids.

My wife's burkha precludes her from using cable. Besides she doesn't want to give-up her right to a dial up access.

Can you tell us the secret handshake?

We could, but then we would have to superglue your lips together. :^))

I'm a Comcast customer, but I haven't tried it tonight. At present I am using a dial up connection on my wife's computer. I'll check out Comcast's cable connection tomorrow.

Black holes suck in everything near them

I shall not mention Monica Whatshername.

Perhaps it was an innocent mistake. .....Of course it was...Yes it had to be.....Definitely...definitely an innocent mistake...Couldn't be anything else.

Maybe the dog wallked into the...CATalog department by mistake.

I thought by now Pee Wee had a grip on that sexual th... I mean he had himself in han....I really mean he had a hold of....Forget it.

The issue isn't that the cat attacked my dog," Espinosa said Tuesday. "It's about the ability of somebody with a disability to freely access ....taxpayers' pockets.

It began to lose its greatness when it turneed its back on Pound's 'poor, tired, huddled masses

Pound's??????.

An "All Florida" Rose Bowl come next January...Yay...I can root for either one.

Just as Heidegger wanted the German people to return to a foggy, medieval, blood-and-soil collectivism purged of the corruptions of modernity

The same could be said for Al Gore, even before he grew his Talibanic beard.

"During the second Anglo-Afghan war, the Afghan woman Malalai carried the Afghani flag into battle after the soldiers bearing the flag were killed by the British". Afghan women played an active role in the fight against European imperialists.

Obviously Afghan women have not always been treated as second class citizens.

by God's grace, we are truly fortunate to live in America.

That should be a "mantra" 365 days a year and 366 during leap years.

As you can see, there is a difference.

Not to John Wayne.:^))

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, PILGRIM

I haven't read anything by Ambrose Evans-Pritchard in months.