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  • Trump says U.S. could end Iran war in two to three weeks

    03/31/2026 3:46:15 PM PDT · by MinorityRepublican · 53 replies
    Reuters ^ | March 31, 2026
    President Donald Trump said on Tuesday that the U.S. ‌could end its military campaign against Iran ‌within two to three weeks. "We'll be leaving very soon," ​he told reporters in the White House's Oval Office, adding that the exit could take place "within two weeks, maybe two weeks, maybe three." The ‌declaration was Trump's ⁠clearest to date that he intends to soon end a month-long war ⁠that has reordered the Middle East, disrupted global energy markets and changed the trajectory of ​the ​Republican's presidency. Trump added that ​Tehran does not ‌have to make a deal with Washington to end the...
  • Iran’s regime was teetering. This war could be keeping it from collapse

    03/30/2026 4:56:50 PM PDT · by CondoleezzaProtege · 32 replies
    Times of Israel ^ | 25 Mar 2026 | Nava Freiburg
    Two months ago, the Iranian regime was at its most perilous state since it came to power in 1979...But excitement among regime opponents abroad over the prospect of its downfall quickly turned to horror as the Islamist theocracy launched a brutal crackdown, killing as many as 30,000 protesters, according to some counts. While airstrikes and targeted killings of leaders have weakened the regime materially, they may also be reinforcing its internal cohesion, hardening its capacity for repression, and exposing the absence of any credible political alternative...If the Islamic Republic is to fall — with a more welcome replacement taking power...
  • Trump tells aides he’s willing to end Iran war without reopening Hormuz- WSJ

    03/30/2026 7:30:02 PM PDT · by lasereye · 115 replies
    Investing.com ^ | March 30, 2026 | Ambar Warrick
    U.S. President Donald Trump told aides he’s willing to end the military campaign against Iran while leaving the Strait of Hormuz largely closed, the Wall Street Journal reported on Monday evening. Trump and his aides assessed that a mission to reopen Hormuz would push the conflict beyond his timeline of four to six weeks, the WSJ reported, citing administration officials. Trump decided that the U.S. would wind down current hostilities with Iran after achieving its main goals of hobbling Iran’s navy and missile stocks. Washington will then pressure Tehran diplomatically to reopen the strait, failing which, it will press allies...
  • Graham to Trump: ‘Wind down’ Iran war, ‘wind up’ efforts for peace deal

    03/30/2026 9:17:07 PM PDT · by MinorityRepublican · 39 replies
    The Hill ^ | 03/30/26 | Ashleigh Fields
    Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) said Monday he has encouraged President Trump to “wind down” the Iran war and “wind up” efforts for a peace deal while noting that it would take an agreement from both parties to resolve the conflict in the Middle East. “Keep it up Mr President. Wind down the war and wind up efforts for an historic peace deal,” Graham wrote in a post on social platform X, responding to Trump’s Truth Social post touting “serious discussions” with what Trump described as a new and more reasonable regime in Iran. Graham has recently come under criticism for...
  • DOJ Tries and Fails to Re-Indict Letitia James

    12/05/2025 7:01:12 PM PST · by SeekAndFind · 30 replies
    Hotair ^ | 12/05/2025 | John Sexton
    Back in October, New York AG Letitia James was indicted with two charges related to mortgage fraud. But by the end of November that indictment, and one against former FBI Director James Comey, were tossed out after a judge ruled the appointment of Lindsey Halligan as prosecutor was improper. Both cases were dismissed without prejudice.That left the DOJ with two options. They could appeal the ruling dismissing the two cases or they could essentially start over with a new prosecutor. Yesterday, they attempted to start over on the case against Letitia James but the new prosecutor failed to secure an...
  • Grand Jury Declines to Indict Letitia James Again on Mortgage Fraud Allegations

    12/04/2025 6:40:25 PM PST · by CrosscutSaw · 38 replies
    Just The News ^ | December 4, 2025 | John Solomon
    A grand jury in Virginia on Thursday declined to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James on a new indictment related to allegations that she committed mortgage fraud. The decision comes after a federal judge dismissed the initial case against James last month, ruling that the federal prosecutor who brought the case was not lawfully appointed. The prosecutor, Lindsey Halligan, was appointed by Attorney General Pam Bondi. The grand jury's decision was first reported by CNN and NBC News, citing sources familiar with the matter. The second attempt to indict James was presented to the grand jury in Norfolk, Virginia,...
  • Trump says Ukraine can win back all territory lost to Russia during war

    09/23/2025 12:44:24 PM PDT · by marcusmaximus · 42 replies
    Jerusalem Post ^ | 9/23/2025 | Reuters
    US President Donald Trump said on Tuesday that he believes Ukraine, with the support of the European Union and NATO, can win back all of the territory Russia has taken since its invasion. -snip- In the post, Trump criticized Russia's prosecution of the war, saying it had been fighting "aimlessly" in a war that a "real military power" would have won in "less than a week." "Putin and Russia are in BIG Economic trouble, and this is the time for Ukraine to act," the post continues.
  • Naftali Bennett on Epstein (post on X)

    07/14/2025 6:45:58 AM PDT · by thefactor · 71 replies
    X ^ | 7/14/2025 | Naftali Bennett
    As a former Israeli Prime Minister, with the Mossad having reported directly to me, I say to you with 100% certainty: The accusation that Jeffrey Epstein somehow worked for Israel or the Mossad running a blackmail ring is categorically and totally false. Epstein’s conduct, both the criminal and the merely despicable, had nothing whatsoever to do with the Mossad or the State of Israel. Epstein never worked for the Mossad. This accusation is a lie being peddled by prominent online personalities such as Tucker Carlson pretending they know things they don’t. They just make things up, say it with confidence...
  • How Trump Offset U.S. Taxpayer Costs For Ukraine Aid Through Long-Awaited Minerals Deal

    05/03/2025 11:01:50 AM PDT · by Navy Patriot · 41 replies
    One America News ^ | May 2, 2025 | Brooke Mallory
    With the new mineral rights deal between Washington, D.C., and Kyiv, President Donald Trump fulfilled his pledge to hold Ukraine financially accountable for the billions of dollars that has already been provided in military assistance. This now opens a new avenue for the U.S. to provide weaponry to the country without using any taxpayer funds. Following months of discussions, the deal was signed on Wednesday. It established a common investment fund to which both countries will contribute, including through the sale of mineral rights, oil, and gas licenses in Ukraine — with a 50/50 profit split. The agreement states that...
  • Trump Moved Swiftly to Dismantle Deep State in First 100 Days

    04/22/2025 9:13:13 AM PDT · by Navy Patriot · 19 replies
    Newsmax ^ | April 22, 2025 | Rooters Sewer Service & Eric Mack
    Hours after swearing an oath to defend the U.S. Constitution on Jan. 20, President Donald Trump signed an executive order directing his attorney general to scour the Justice Department and other agencies for evidence of political "weaponization." The same day, Pentagon staff took down a portrait of Mark Milley, a Trump critic who as chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff had been the highest-ranking military officer during Trump's first term. That evening, Trump stripped his former national security adviser John Bolton – who wrote a memoir critical of Trump – of the protective Secret Service detail he had been...
  • Trump administration says it will exclude some electronics from 'reciprocal' tariffs

    04/12/2025 7:48:30 AM PDT · by millenial4freedom · 33 replies
    AP ^ | 04/12/2025 | Mae Anderson
    The Trump administration says electronics like smartphones and laptops will be excluded from ‘reciprocal’ tariffs, a move that could help keep prices down for popular consumer electronics that aren’t usually made in the U.S. The announcement on Friday would also benefit big tech companies like Apple and Samsung. The U.S. Customs and Border Protection said items like smartphones, laptops, machines used to make semiconductors and flat-panel monitors would be exempt.
  • Russia fears Kremlin guards could be under mind-control

    11/26/2022 7:06:58 AM PST · by Timber Rattler · 17 replies
    Hot Air ^ | November 26, 2022 | Jazz Shaw
    Just how unstable have things become inside of the Kremlin, as domestic opposition to the war in Ukraine continues to grow? According to one memo reportedly leaked from inside the Russian government, concerns have been raised about members of the Federal Protective Service (FSO) in the event of a coup or other military conflict inside of Moscow. The FSO is charged with protecting the safety of both VIP visitors and some of the country’s top officials, including Vladimir Putin. Some of Russia’s upper-echelon officials are apparently worried that FSO agents may be “compromised” by hypnosis or other “psychologically infecting techniques.”...
  • Could Liz Cheney End Up As The GOP's Obi-Wan Kenobi? | The 11th Hour | MSNBC

    08/07/2022 5:48:02 PM PDT · by conservative98 · 82 replies
    MSNBC ^ | May 4, 2021 | Brian Williams
    'Star Wars' character Obi-Wan Kenobi only became more powerful after he was defeated. So if Rep. Liz Cheney is ousted from her leadership role by House Republicans, could she actually become a bigger foil for the party's Trump loyalists backing 'the big lie'? We discuss that with Cornell Belcher and Michael Steele.
  • What Woke Men Are Like

    10/31/2021 5:08:07 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 27 replies
    Awaken with JP ^ | 28/10/21 | JP
    Hilarious parody of a gender fluid soy boy. This'll be a classic.
  • Rep. Liz Cheney not ruling out 2024 presidential run

    04/26/2021 10:52:40 AM PDT · by conservative98 · 142 replies
    NY Post ^ | April 26, 2021 | 12:34pm | Juliegrace Brufke
    ORLANDO — House Republican Conference Chair Liz Cheney is not ruling out a potential presidential bid, The Post has learned. “I’m not ruling anything in or out — never is a long time,” she told The Post when asked if she would ever consider running in the future.
  • Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano I’d like to extend an olive branch to Trump supporters.

    11/24/2020 8:11:11 PM PST · by RummyChick · 169 replies
    twitter ^ | 11/24/2020 | alyssa milano
    Alyssa Milano @Alyssa_Milano I’d like to extend an olive branch to Trump supporters. I am ready to move #ForwardTogether. There’s so much work to do to heal the nation. Let’s be a part of the solution and not add to the problems we face. My comments are open. Please reply with #ForwardTogether. ❤️x`
  • The Old, Blind Cowboy

    05/09/2018 8:19:31 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 22 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 5/9/18 | Unk
    An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent… In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer...
  • U.S. tanks roll into Germany to bolster NATO deterrent against possible Russian aggression

    01/07/2017 12:26:21 AM PST · by Berlin_Freeper · 88 replies
    AP ^ | January 6, 2017 | David Rising
    BERLIN — Ships began unloading U.S. tanks, self-propelled howitzers and hundreds of other fighting vehicles Friday in the northern German port of Bremerhaven, to be moved into Eastern Europe to bolster NATO’s deterrence against possible Russian aggression. Some 3,500 troops from the 4th Infantry Division in Fort Carson, Colorado, will join up with the equipment, which includes 87 tanks and 144 Bradley fighting vehicles, over the next two weeks. The deployment marks the start of a new phase of Operation Atlantic Resolve, which foresees the continuous presence of an American armored brigade combat team in Europe on a nine-month rotational...
  • to the EY stop selling us beer

    03/31/2016 7:12:58 AM PDT · by gsm31 · 42 replies
    im saying this from Israel ey if you want to boy coot us don't sell us beer
  • Chelsea Clinton goes on the attack; Democrats ask why

    01/14/2016 4:50:42 AM PST · by Cincinatus' Wife · 54 replies
    The Hill ^ | January 14, 2016 | Jonathan Easley and Amie Parnes
    Chelsea Clinton is stepping onto the 2016 battlefield against Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), a shift that some Democrats are interpreting as a sign of trouble for her mother’s presidential campaign. Making her first solo appearance on the stump, Chelsea Clinton late Tuesday ripped Sanders over his proposals on healthcare and college affordability, arguing the White House hopeful wants to "dismantle" ObamaCare and Medicare. Democrats have almost universally panned the attack, believing it to be ineffective and a misuse of her talents. They note that Chelsea Clinton has mostly been used to highlight Hillary Clinton's softer side as a mother and...